Fontucky Legends: Return Of The Kook

Rumor has it he has had 10 suspended Pinkbike accounts for pornographic content. It is said that Chuck Norris is his personal mechanic and pre-race bedtime slave. Genetic testing has shown that he is in fact Darth Vader's father. Some may remember him as theoriginalpinche, but to us he is simply, The Kook.