Don't be ridiculous, it's Jesus, God tries to tell us something! like: I want you to leave Aaron Gwin alone, I have nothing to do with his shredding nor his house though. I support Manchester, couldn't be arsed by DH. Menwhile Jesus will melt this glacier by blowing at it, to speed up Global Warming. I grew tired of humans again, I want another flood and this time there will be no boat, BTW I did not tell Noe to take two animals of each, the guy that wrote this chapter was a deviant liking to look at animals having sex. So humans, please die, I want a new, smarter life form to colonize your planet and provide me entertainment. They are coming in 125 484 years on a sick looking space ship and I need this planet clean by then. Ok, bye, hey Jesus! blow at it!

 Hey, it's God again, no they will not have bikes, these will be semi dragon, semi humanoids, higher beings worshiping a fine merge of science, religion, magic and the force. They will have long dyed beards and ride super boosted Harley Davidson chopper trikes with laser beams attached to front fenders, running on pure plasma, even louder than ones you humans have. Every bacteria in solar system will hear them coming. BTW they have nothing to do with scientology, nobody believes in that crap. Ok gotta go, there is a reenactment of big bang in Koprulu sector and I have been invited to push the button for the 3rd Koprulian year in a row. Party party!