The latest in neckbrace technology!

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The latest in neckbrace technology!

The new Cardboardtanium L33t Brace! Featuring (reluctant) Rider - Sam Wakefield. Download yours today for only $699 plus p+p!

76 Comments

  • + 51
 Don't buy this product. I was lured by the expensive packaging and premium prices as well as the pro-rider endorsements. Since my purchase last month, I have been diagnosed with AIDS and terminal death. Thanks a bunch Cardboardtanium.
  • + 22
 Perhaps you should have read the small print, Cardboardtanium accepts no liability for injury or death.
  • + 2
 "Side effects may include death"
  • + 35
 I cannot encourage people to use these enough. I fell off whilst wearing this product and didn't die or have to use a straw to eat my meals for the rest of my life. Someone a friend heard about from a guy on the internet had a crash and he wasn't wearing a L33T carbotanium brace, and now he's a roboplegic-wrongcock.
  • + 27
 Another happy customer!
  • + 24
 YEEEEHHHHH!!!!

1st comment etc...

Props +1
  • + 40
 are you stalking me? :O
  • + 63
 Prop first, ask questions later.
  • + 16
 haha iv only just woke up and this has made my day already lol absolutely love it haha only if it could make VOD Big Grin
  • + 20
 ill take 12
  • + 14
 Woaaah....it even has a spoiler?!?! I need one, no TWO of these things!
  • + 62
 had a few confused customers, please be aware that this Cardboardtanium neckbrace doesn't come in sizes, it comes in speeds:

Fast, Dangerous, and Extreme.
  • + 8
 LMAO! Well then switch my order to 2 "Extreme's"!
  • + 3
 Those toilet seats are pretty much what Leatt braces are...there's no good scientific evidence backing them up...just the word of the doctor guy who founded the company. I'd REALLY like to see a 3rd party neck safety institution like they have for helmets and stuff. I'd trust them.
  • + 3
 If I buy one of these, get some flat bars, and put my seat too high, will it make me go really fast? Big Grin
  • + 5
 Definatley. We recommend you go for the 'extreme' package with the spoiler, as the downdraft it generates will help keep you low over jumps.
  • + 4
 Rad, all I need now is for my mummy and daddy to buy me some brightly coloured kit that makes me look like a clown, and I'm ready for the worlds!
  • + 1
 lol.
  • + 1
 Everyone, I am the Proud owner of this Neckbrace. Its awesome....
  • + 1
 They could actually make this in cardboard and still ask like 300£ for it.
  • + 18
 You are a funny bastard. You better come to camp this summer. JDots is throwing some heat too though!
  • + 39
 Funny? This is a serious product for serious racers!
  • + 2
 Its yet another great give away to the campers!
  • + 9
 you inspired my freind to build a cardboard bike...................... R.I.P sam
  • + 1
 LMFAO!
  • + 3
 On my first run with the cardboardtanium I ate it but because of the spoiler and the extreme speed model I didn't fall, I flew hanging from my neck about 2oo yards! Every time I ride I'm gonna fall because it was flippin sweet!!!! Thanks Matt your truely a genious!
  • + 7
 Me andt mine maytez fullee endororse thus praduct!!!11!!
  • + 5
 I must say. Its takes some buissness skills to manage to put P&P cost on top of a downloaded product... Wink
  • + 3
 Haha, that just made my day, that was awesome Big Grin anyone knows the song btw?
  • + 2
 'The GO! Team - Huddle Formation'
  • + 4
 Matt you crazy arse !! this is brillant !!!
  • + 3
 would a freeride version come with an upside down spoiler to increase air time?
  • + 8
 The Freeride prototype has Wings and is made of solid helium.
  • + 4
 his jerseysays swiss swallow haha
  • + 4
 rider looked pretty quick on good old 423
  • + 3
 was a laugh filming this Wink
  • + 1
 Omg anyone thinking of buying do i wore mine when i crashed and i broke my neck! the doctors said if i hadnt had been wearing it i would have been fine another great product
  • + 3
 my son is dead for using this product
  • + 20
 no refunds.
  • + 6
 ^^^bhahahaha
  • - 3
 I WANT MY f*ckING SON BACK>:[]
  • + 3
 I HAVE THE RECEIPT AND EVERYTHING FOR WHEN I BOUGHT MY SON AND THIS PRODUCT
  • - 4
flag TonyNguyen (Jul 26, 2010 at 2:03) (Below Threshold)
 either u give me my dollar back for the brace without receipt or ill kill u.
  • + 5
 well that just uncalled for issnt it young man
  • + 7
 took tha bit far
  • - 4
flag TonyNguyen (Dec 27, 2010 at 18:15) (Below Threshold)
 *pulls out handgun*" Bitch give me my dollar back"
  • + 2
 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL. ahhhh bike humor
  • + 2
 Matt Im glad to be the owner of this.
  • + 2
 was that aston hill by any chance?
  • + 2
 yep, the trail is called the 423, and there is a race there 5th september if you are interested. i will be there with my cowbell.
  • + 1
 sweet vid! funniest thing i seen today! lol at the "thundermug" with a built in back protector! :')
  • + 1
 my l33t brace fell apart in the rain Frown
  • + 2
 thats why i orded 10
  • + 7
 Get the biodegradable edition, save your neck* AND the planet!


*not guaranteed
  • + 0
 so what did the person say over the loudspeaker at the end that made you go f*ck?
  • + 3
 it was a staff anouncement

im guesshing he jsut went f*ck as it meant he'd have to film again...
  • + 1
 since it doesnt have sizes does it come with bend-ease® adjustability?
  • + 2
 you're hired.
  • + 1
 Gee whiz I'll take a dozen!
  • + 2
 Haha - VOD
  • + 1
 did anyone notice he didnt put his goggles on at 32 seconds in
  • + 1
 i want that for christmas
  • + 1
 Ill sell it to you for 100000000$ Im the proud owner. Matt Passed it down to me. If your curious about the price. Its non negotiable.
  • + 1
 u shipping to cali?
  • + 2
 you have to download it ^^ that what it says in the description
  • + 1
 i want one ahahahah
  • + 1
 HAHAHA!!! LOL!!! Smile
  • + 1
 x'DDD mi good xD
  • + 1
 awesome!!!!
  • - 2
 yeah leatt braces do look like toilet seats...but still I have met someone who has broken their neck so im gona keep to my "real" neckbrace haha
  • - 11
flag sickman (Jun 15, 2010 at 14:11) (Below Threshold)
 Ive broken my neck and still wouldnt wear one, theyre complete toss.
  • + 24
 I broke my dick in your mum and I still havent got round to buying a dick brace either
  • + 35
 Impossible, in order to break your dick you need to have one in the first place. Sorry to break it to you that eventually when you do grow one girls still wont touch you because you have a toilet seat around your neck. Have a nice day.
  • + 1
 that was pretty funny Razz
  • + 1
 where can u get one?
  • - 1
 what did the bitch on the phone say at the en plz reply Smile








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