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"Getting 'Stoked' should be Banned!"

From the Onion News Network - Broadcasters discuss whether should kids be warned of the dangers of getting 'Stoked'.

208 Comments

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 Im stoked after watching this video
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 dude me too lets go bike or eat nachoes and get a sun tat, bra
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 or lets go find our jacket!
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 ya bro
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 Dude dude, try these nachos
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 GET STOOOOKED! Hahahahahahha
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 i don't get it. is this real? cause if not it very well done. if it is it's hilarious
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 I'm stoked right now!
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 CALL 911
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 'Murica
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 420 blaze'n
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 I've been stoked ever since I learned how to ride
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 dude...dude...try these nachos hahahhaa
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 Thats my fave part Razz
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 mmm there taste
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 {sigh} its a sweet sun...
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 'and now he's dead.' 'OMG!!!!' 'well, I assume he is...' LOL
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 i agree so funny
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 IM TELLING YOU HOW IT IS FOOL
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 For fcuksake don't start putting things like this into the hands and heads of governments,parliaments or nothing better to do 'investagative journalists.
Otherwise funny as fcuk pieces of comedy like this will start getting took serious,Hahahaha,imagine that,"our children are getting stoked to death".
Nothing would surprise me in this day and age,it just gets more and more ridiculous week in and week out.
Funny vid though Matt-W.
Gringolol Big Grin Razz lol
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 LETS ALL "STOKED" RIGHT NOW!!!!
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 Getting stoked can now cause cancer.
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 Stokes are getting sold in all the major cities to kids in boiled sweet form,kids are chewing on these things and they're hitting 50ft gaps on their mini scooters and getting stoked out of their minds.
Wheres the sweet shop with the boiled sweets,i need a boiled sweet,i don't think i'll make it till morning if i dont get my hands on one of these things i need to get stoked.
Gringo.Rolleyes Facepalm Cool
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 Im so stoked i cant even WALK!
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flag thegringo (Jun 14, 2010 at 18:10) (Below Threshold)
 Ha-ha-ha-lol
Gringo.tup
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 Gringo.
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 Suicidedownhiller. I did it too.
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 that guy was perma-stoked
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 haha that was pretty good
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 A friend of mine died of stokedness.
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 AND NOW HES DEAD, OMG HE IS?!? well i assume he is hahahahhahahaha so f*cken typical
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 stupid, if this was real it would be something to get stoked on.
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 it aint real?
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 only in america
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 "I'm stoked cause i'm on TV......F*CK YEAH!" hahaha Razz !
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flag kevex (Jun 5, 2010 at 20:53) (Below Threshold)
 IM GUESSIN STOKED IN USA MEANS STONDED (i.e taking skunk) mate some people an handle it...... some cant...if u try it u take the risk and u have to deal with the consicuences......
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 bahahahahhaha; best thing all day, I am going to show this to so many ppl, bahahaha, that is real comedy, and the bmx part, lol. chic's like "Now hes dead" ...pause " what" .......Chic "well i assume so." LOL
  • + 11
 calm dow its a joke. if you dont like it dont watch it, f*ck.
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 haha YES!i would be so stoked if they did news reports like that!
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 I get stoked as part of a healthy balanced lifestyle, this video is one of my 5-a-day.
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 i'm soo stoked right now!
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 kevex if you thought this was real, your a tool
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 LMFAO.
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 "AND NOW HE DEAD"
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 DUDE DUDE try these nachos!
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flag pierpoint33 (Jun 25, 2010 at 3:38) (Below Threshold)
 the guy at the end should be arrested because he was so stoked. What a piece of shit you can tell they are AMERICAN.
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 calm down, this video is a joke its not real
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 in Soviet Russia, stoked gets you.
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 FOR THE UNION!!!!!!!!!!!
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 lol
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 Getting stoked is f*ck*n awesome! lmao
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 This TOTALLY made my day!!!! "A U of M sophomore found his favorite sweatshirt and remained stoked for 52 hours!"
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 Hey man it was a "Rad-Ass Hoodie" "f*ck*ng yes, f*ck*ng yes, f*ck*ng yes" lol
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 lol 52 hours of stoked is a lot tho xD
but if it was a "rad-ass hoodie" then it's comprehensible Razz
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 F*CKING YESSS!
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 the tattoo LMAO
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 how could i not have seen this earlier? lol it got me so stoked!
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 i got really stoked at school once and i almost got expelled
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 was this actully on tv or am i just stupid for leeving this comment?
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 Its onion news, a parody internet show thingy hahah
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 Luckily being British and old I am in no danger of ever being "stoked". I only ever get "well chuffed" when I complete a feat on my bicycle. Wink
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 VOD> that made me sooooo stoked. Razz
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 I get stoked almost every day!
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 in this vid, every time they say "stoked", replace it with "high" see what happens hahahhaha
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 stoked = a safe kind of high Beer !
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 i jus took a HUUUUUUUUUUUUGE shit................and im prud to say im stoked
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 Im finding myself kind of Stoked after the article. F______________ck yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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 that's one long "u" lol
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 i thought it was real till they started saying f*ck but its still halarios !!!!
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 Warning getting stoked is great. However if a stoke lasts more then 4hrs please contact a physician. As this could be a rare side effect of being awesome.
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 For this to be a valid conversation, you need to guest star Cedric Gracia Smile Or Lopes Smile
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 AHHA THE OLD MAN SAID "WILL SOMEBODY CALL 911" LIIKE WTF MANNN ITS NOT LIKE HES JERKIN OFF IN THE PUBLIC!
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 im stoked after i seen that guy get stoked about other people being stoked and jumping on the table after a large amount of "stokeness"
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 i love how all the non americans are calling us stupid americans when they dont realize that this is completely a joke. whos stupid now?
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 IM STOKED RITE NOW MOTHAF*UCKER Joker so funny, but i would of expected this from old ppl, but there was that blonde lady and the 1 in the middle lol wtf???
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 i'm gonna go get my stoke on right now, and it's only 11 in the mornin! Everybody MUST get STOKED...
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 dude dude try these nachos XD ... fucking yes fucking yes fucking yes HAHAHAHA
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 Boom! Boom! Where my f**king hommies at? lol
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 hahaha "dude, dude try these nachos".....what? haha
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 AHAHAHAHAH its almost unreal to see this seriously on a tv show at night ahahah so STOKEDDDD
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 I've been stoked 4 years and I'm still ok ok ok ok ok lol
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 Get stoked! It's contagious! Smile "F*ck yeah!"
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 WOOOHHHH YEAH YOU GO STOKED GUY FUCK THOSE OLD ASS BALL BAG'S!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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 This is the most GAY thing ive ever heard!!!
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 No its from the website the onion, they make a bunch of news spoofs with actors. Funny Sh*it.
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 I'm so stocked I think I'm going to die.At least I asumme I am Razz
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 I'm getting more stoked cuz I'm on TV!!! lol
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 its onion news they make fake stuff
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 funniest video ever. "dude dude, try these nachos.."
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 I was so f*cking stoked earlier i'm STILL seeing double!
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 LOL!!!!

that was amazing.
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 camp of champs would be mad to see this because they want you to get stoked
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 man that guy at the end made me soo stoked im pretty amped too

but really is this a real programme?
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 Its from the Onion News Network, they make amusing news stories for the internet, go check out their website for more funny headlines.
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 aah got yah i thought it was real for a second haha
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 nancy dont hate : im just telling u how it is fool ,..... hahah made me laugh
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 HAHAHAHHAHAHAH if this is real then thes guys suck!.......exept 4 the guy who gets stoked at the end...he rocks........
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 I almost STOKED in my pants after watching this.
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 I am getting stoked rihght now!!!!!!!!!!!!
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 LOLOLOL wtf is this?
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 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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 shut the fuck up getting stoked is sick
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 this is a serious wtf hahaha
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 IM STOKED TO RIDE BABY! now wheres my bike..
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 If this video gets VOD im gunnna be sooooooo stoked
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 the things i would say to these bleep! bleep! bleep!
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 Fuck it , I fav'd it !!......... Cuz I'm soooo stoked !
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 fuck yes fuck yes fuck yes
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 finally . . . my favorite hoddie YEAH !!!!! oh no not the cops . . .
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 Nachos anyone???
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 Its just not safe for kids to be getting this stoked lol.
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 I'm getting stoked on this old growth!
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 "and now hes dead, or atleast i think he is..." lol
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 Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
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 Is this real because I'm SOOOOOOO STOOOOKED!
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 Can anyone tell me an synonim of get stoked?
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 Where my f*cking homies at?
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 sooooo funny i do get stoked often
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 you know I'm stoked right now!
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 this actually made my day!
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 go balled man with stubble glasses suport the stoke people props baldie
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 WTF is bad with getting stoked?
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 I found my Rad-Ass Hoodie!!!!
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 haha weres my fuking hommies at let me out shorty haha Razz
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 ahahahaha its majicly delishious!
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 Funnny stuff !!! Getting stoked for lifeeeeee
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 that was fuckin bomb! hahaha
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 a friend of mine broke his led and left hand from stokedness
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 VOD!!!!!!
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 haha its from the movie onion, one of the funniesr movies alive Wink
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 haha funny sh*t
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 dude dude, try these nachos. hahahahaha:P
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 Im stoked after this video
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 dude dude try these nachos haha
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 thats hillarious
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 AWSOMEE SO STOCKED
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 haha " f*ck YEA f*ck YEAH!!!, pull me out charlie"
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 your getting life, for being stoked!
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 man i am so stoked right now but seriosly that lot are all retards
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 oh my god. I love this video! lol
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 VOD!!
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 when is said "established 1896", i knew it was fake.
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 haha I watched this soo many times!!
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 have to say, i'm stoked
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 and tough..
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 hahah
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 oh shit i actually thought this was real
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 hahaha same with meh
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 THIS GETS ME STOKED
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 VOD!!
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 get stoked oldy's, it's fun hahahaha.
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 hahahaha thats funny
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 HAHAA YES!!
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 no comment!
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 There goes COC.
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 please make this vod :L
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 no helmets Wink
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flag orangepatriotcoil (Jan 30, 2011 at 11:27) (Below Threshold)
 no riding Wink

so no need for helmets , so its safe. TWAT
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 shut up you bell end
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 fuck off prick its matt w thats the bellend
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 it was clearly a joke you smelly pirate hooker
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 u taken it one step to far now..
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 HAHAHA you sound like your going to do something about it ...
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 ........get stoked!
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 somebody call 911!
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 get stoked
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 So stoke on this vid....
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 stokedddddd!
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 RAD ASS VID! SO STOKED
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 Let's get stoked !
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 STOKED
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 What did I watch
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 That black lady...hahaha..Well now he's there.. I assume he is. BIG LOL
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 she says 'and now he's dead' 'OMG,he is??' 'well I assume he is' ^^
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 I'm stoked RIGHT NOW!
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 lol
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 stfu and relax
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 I'm stocked.
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 i just stoaked my pants
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 wow so funny
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 im stoked on this vidoe
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 how do u get 'stoked'?
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 VOD
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 this is joke
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 hahhahahhahahah
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 Thats brilliant!
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 lmfao hahahhah
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 funny!
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 haha dobre Big Grin
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 this it stupid
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 Just Canadians realy
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 Actually they were americans
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