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"Getting 'Stoked' should be Banned!"

From the Onion News Network - Broadcasters discuss whether should kids be warned of the dangers of getting 'Stoked'.

209 Comments

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 Im stoked after watching this video
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 dude me too lets go bike or eat nachoes and get a sun tat, bra
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 or lets go find our jacket!
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 ya bro
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 Dude dude, try these nachos
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 GET STOOOOKED! Hahahahahahha
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 i don't get it. is this real? cause if not it very well done. if it is it's hilarious
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 I'm stoked right now!
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 CALL 911
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 'Murica
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 420 blaze'n
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 I've been stoked ever since I learned how to ride
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 Classic
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 dude...dude...try these nachos hahahhaa
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 Thats my fave part Razz
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 mmm there taste
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 {sigh} its a sweet sun...
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 'and now he's dead.' 'OMG!!!!' 'well, I assume he is...' LOL
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 i agree so funny
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 IM TELLING YOU HOW IT IS FOOL
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 For fcuksake don't start putting things like this into the hands and heads of governments,parliaments or nothing better to do 'investagative journalists.
Otherwise funny as fcuk pieces of comedy like this will start getting took serious,Hahahaha,imagine that,"our children are getting stoked to death".
Nothing would surprise me in this day and age,it just gets more and more ridiculous week in and week out.
Funny vid though Matt-W.
Gringolol Big Grin Razz lol
  • + 34
 LETS ALL "STOKED" RIGHT NOW!!!!
  • + 31
 Getting stoked can now cause cancer.
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 Stokes are getting sold in all the major cities to kids in boiled sweet form,kids are chewing on these things and they're hitting 50ft gaps on their mini scooters and getting stoked out of their minds.
Wheres the sweet shop with the boiled sweets,i need a boiled sweet,i don't think i'll make it till morning if i dont get my hands on one of these things i need to get stoked.
Gringo.Rolleyes Facepalm Cool
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 Im so stoked i cant even WALK!
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flag thegringo (Jun 14, 2010 at 18:10) (Below Threshold)
 Ha-ha-ha-lol
Gringo.tup
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 Gringo.
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 Suicidedownhiller. I did it too.
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 that guy was perma-stoked
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 haha that was pretty good
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 A friend of mine died of stokedness.
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 AND NOW HES DEAD, OMG HE IS?!? well i assume he is hahahahhahahaha so f*cken typical
  • + 16
 stupid, if this was real it would be something to get stoked on.
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 it aint real?
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 only in america
  • + 15
 "I'm stoked cause i'm on TV......F*CK YEAH!" hahaha Razz !
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flag kevex (Jun 5, 2010 at 20:53) (Below Threshold)
 IM GUESSIN STOKED IN USA MEANS STONDED (i.e taking skunk) mate some people an handle it...... some cant...if u try it u take the risk and u have to deal with the consicuences......
  • + 19
 bahahahahhaha; best thing all day, I am going to show this to so many ppl, bahahaha, that is real comedy, and the bmx part, lol. chic's like "Now hes dead" ...pause " what" .......Chic "well i assume so." LOL
  • + 11
 calm dow its a joke. if you dont like it dont watch it, f*ck.
  • + 10
 haha YES!i would be so stoked if they did news reports like that!
  • + 18
 I get stoked as part of a healthy balanced lifestyle, this video is one of my 5-a-day.
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 i'm soo stoked right now!
  • + 8
 kevex if you thought this was real, your a tool
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 LMFAO.
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 "AND NOW HE DEAD"
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 DUDE DUDE try these nachos!
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flag pierpoint33 (Jun 25, 2010 at 3:38) (Below Threshold)
 the guy at the end should be arrested because he was so stoked. What a piece of shit you can tell they are AMERICAN.
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 calm down, this video is a joke its not real
  • + 31
 in Soviet Russia, stoked gets you.
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 FOR THE UNION!!!!!!!!!!!
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 lol
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 Getting stoked is f*ck*n awesome! lmao
  • + 2
 This TOTALLY made my day!!!! "A U of M sophomore found his favorite sweatshirt and remained stoked for 52 hours!"
  • + 2
 Hey man it was a "Rad-Ass Hoodie" "f*ck*ng yes, f*ck*ng yes, f*ck*ng yes" lol
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 lol 52 hours of stoked is a lot tho xD
but if it was a "rad-ass hoodie" then it's comprehensible Razz
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 F*CKING YESSS!
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 the tattoo LMAO
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 how could i not have seen this earlier? lol it got me so stoked!
  • + 1
 i got really stoked at school once and i almost got expelled
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 was this actully on tv or am i just stupid for leeving this comment?
  • + 11
 Its onion news, a parody internet show thingy hahah
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 VOD> that made me sooooo stoked. Razz
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 Luckily being British and old I am in no danger of ever being "stoked". I only ever get "well chuffed" when I complete a feat on my bicycle. Wink
  • + 6
 I get stoked almost every day!
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 in this vid, every time they say "stoked", replace it with "high" see what happens hahahhaha
  • + 3
 i jus took a HUUUUUUUUUUUUGE shit................and im prud to say im stoked
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 stoked = a safe kind of high Beer !
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 Im finding myself kind of Stoked after the article. F______________ck yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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 that's one long "u" lol
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 i thought it was real till they started saying f*ck but its still halarios !!!!
  • + 1
 im stoked after i seen that guy get stoked about other people being stoked and jumping on the table after a large amount of "stokeness"
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 i love how all the non americans are calling us stupid americans when they dont realize that this is completely a joke. whos stupid now?
  • + 2
 For this to be a valid conversation, you need to guest star Cedric Gracia Smile Or Lopes Smile
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 AHHA THE OLD MAN SAID "WILL SOMEBODY CALL 911" LIIKE WTF MANNN ITS NOT LIKE HES JERKIN OFF IN THE PUBLIC!
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 IM STOKED RITE NOW MOTHAF*UCKER Joker so funny, but i would of expected this from old ppl, but there was that blonde lady and the 1 in the middle lol wtf???
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 dude dude try these nachos XD ... fucking yes fucking yes fucking yes HAHAHAHA
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 i'm gonna go get my stoke on right now, and it's only 11 in the mornin! Everybody MUST get STOKED...
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 Warning getting stoked is great. However if a stoke lasts more then 4hrs please contact a physician. As this could be a rare side effect of being awesome.
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 Boom! Boom! Where my f**king hommies at? lol
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 I've been stoked 4 years and I'm still ok ok ok ok ok lol
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 Get stoked! It's contagious! Smile "F*ck yeah!"
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 I'm so stocked I think I'm going to die.At least I asumme I am Razz
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 I'm getting more stoked cuz I'm on TV!!! lol
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 AHAHAHAHAH its almost unreal to see this seriously on a tv show at night ahahah so STOKEDDDD
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 camp of champs would be mad to see this because they want you to get stoked
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 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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 its onion news they make fake stuff
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 nancy dont hate : im just telling u how it is fool ,..... hahah made me laugh
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 funniest video ever. "dude dude, try these nachos.."
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 I almost STOKED in my pants after watching this.
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 This is the most GAY thing ive ever heard!!!
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 WOOOHHHH YEAH YOU GO STOKED GUY FUCK THOSE OLD ASS BALL BAG'S!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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 No its from the website the onion, they make a bunch of news spoofs with actors. Funny Sh*it.
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 HAHAHAHHAHAHAH if this is real then thes guys suck!.......exept 4 the guy who gets stoked at the end...he rocks........
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 I was so f*cking stoked earlier i'm STILL seeing double!
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 man that guy at the end made me soo stoked im pretty amped too

but really is this a real programme?
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 Its from the Onion News Network, they make amusing news stories for the internet, go check out their website for more funny headlines.
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 aah got yah i thought it was real for a second haha
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 LOL!!!!

that was amazing.
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 hahaha "dude, dude try these nachos".....what? haha
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 LOLOLOL wtf is this?
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 I am getting stoked rihght now!!!!!!!!!!!!
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 shut the fuck up getting stoked is sick
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 fuck yes fuck yes fuck yes
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 finally . . . my favorite hoddie YEAH !!!!! oh no not the cops . . .
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 If this video gets VOD im gunnna be sooooooo stoked
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 thats hillarious
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 Nachos anyone???
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 IM STOKED TO RIDE BABY! now wheres my bike..
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 man i am so stoked right now but seriosly that lot are all retards
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 this is a serious wtf hahaha
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 when is said "established 1896", i knew it was fake.
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 the things i would say to these bleep! bleep! bleep!
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 Can anyone tell me an synonim of get stoked?
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 that was fuckin bomb! hahaha
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 this actually made my day!
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 you know I'm stoked right now!
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 sooooo funny i do get stoked often
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 have to say, i'm stoked
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 and tough..
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 Where my f*cking homies at?
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 I found my Rad-Ass Hoodie!!!!
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 hahahaha thats funny
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 haha weres my fuking hommies at let me out shorty haha Razz
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 go balled man with stubble glasses suport the stoke people props baldie
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 WTF is bad with getting stoked?
  • + 1
 ahahahaha its majicly delishious!
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 haha I watched this soo many times!!
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 Fuck it , I fav'd it !!......... Cuz I'm soooo stoked !
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 I'm getting stoked on this old growth!
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 "and now hes dead, or atleast i think he is..." lol
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 dude dude try these nachos haha
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 haha its from the movie onion, one of the funniesr movies alive Wink
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 VOD!!!!!!
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 Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
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 VOD!!
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 dude dude, try these nachos. hahahahaha:P
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 Im stoked after this video
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 Is this real because I'm SOOOOOOO STOOOOKED!
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 AWSOMEE SO STOCKED
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 oh my god. I love this video! lol
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 haha funny sh*t
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 VOD!!
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 hahah
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 oh shit i actually thought this was real
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 hahaha same with meh
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 THIS GETS ME STOKED
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 get stoked oldy's, it's fun hahahaha.
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 your getting life, for being stoked!
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 haha " f*ck YEA f*ck YEAH!!!, pull me out charlie"
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 Funnny stuff !!! Getting stoked for lifeeeeee
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 a friend of mine broke his led and left hand from stokedness
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 Its just not safe for kids to be getting this stoked lol.
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 What did I watch
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 no comment!
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 Let's get stoked !
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 So stoke on this vid....
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 somebody call 911!
  • + 1
 RAD ASS VID! SO STOKED
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 get stoked
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 STOKED
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 There goes COC.
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 HAHAA YES!!
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 how do u get 'stoked'?
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 lmfao hahahhah
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 That black lady...hahaha..Well now he's there.. I assume he is. BIG LOL
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 she says 'and now he's dead' 'OMG,he is??' 'well I assume he is' ^^
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 lol
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 I'm stoked RIGHT NOW!
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 Thats brilliant!
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 ........get stoked!
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 im stoked on this vidoe
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 funny!
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 wow so funny
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 stokedddddd!
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 hahhahahhahahah
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 VOD
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 i just stoaked my pants
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 I'm stocked.
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 this is joke
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 please make this vod :L
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 no helmets Wink
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flag orangepatriotcoil (Jan 30, 2011 at 11:27) (Below Threshold)
 no riding Wink

so no need for helmets , so its safe. TWAT
  • + 3
 shut up you bell end
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 fuck off prick its matt w thats the bellend
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 it was clearly a joke you smelly pirate hooker
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 u taken it one step to far now..
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 HAHAHA you sound like your going to do something about it ...
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 stfu and relax
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 haha dobre Big Grin
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 this it stupid
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 Just Canadians realy
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 Actually they were americans
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