Selected by Ian Hylands - One of the sickest things I've seen in a long time. Ellsworth rider James Visser sticking a huge cliffhanger flip at Jamie Goldman's UDUG!
Havent found a vid of me landing this at udug yet, but in the mean time here is me doing it on the scotts valley step up a few days before! www.pinkbike.com/video/254856
There's somethin' I want to get off my chest. It's about that summer, when you went away to community college. I got an offer to do Playgirl Magazine, and I did it. I did a full spread for Playgirl Magazine. I mean spread, man, I pulled my butt apart and stuff...I was totally nude...it was weird. I mean, you probably didn't hear about it 'cause I went under the name of Mike Honcho. But I just wanted you to know that. If you can hear me, if it got into your brain somehow...that I spread my buttcheeks as Mike Honcho.
Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers
today my teacher asked me the capital of north carolina and i said washington D.C. she said i was wrong and i told her she has a lumpy but. she yelled at me and i pissed my pants and im still sitting here in my dirty pee pants right now