Karlos97

@WRCDH: Chapter2 is already a roady company out of NZ, so that is already taken. Given that Title and Author are also out, I'd like to see the utilisation of the Dewey Decimal system (b..b..because of the metric system?) as this is clearly non fiction.

Coverage last year was sloppier than trying to cook a hamburger in a trouser press (thanks for that one Rob!!) When given the option of shit coverage or getting some sleep (in the southern hemisphere the racing's on at bullshit o'clock) for live racing, I'm choosing my pillow every time. Apologies to the athletes and teams, I know you sacrifice a lot to be there. Bring back Red Bull TV and Rob Warner!

@matyk: because it’s legal to buy it, it’s legal own it, and it’s legal to carry it but that don’t matter because get this if you get stopped by a cop,it’s illegal for them to search you.

You had me at boomer scooters! Also known in Australia as ‘fat c*nt flyers’

A bit upscaled from the loaf of bread they stole to get there to begin with...

@enduroNZ: Nothing like a good convict dig...

Best trail dog story. A buddy was riding with his brother when bro decides it's time to stop to take a dump. Just as he's finished, a random dog walks up followed later by it's owner. Dog is sniffing around the poo, then old mate dog owner apologises for what he thinks the dog has done, scoops up the human poo in a bag and gets going again leaving my buddy and his bro dumbfounded as to what just happened.

@tadabing: Well he ain't last. Shake & Bake baby!

GT RTS circa 1993 > Hold my beer...

Them’s ain’t triangles, they look more like Wankel rotors.