"Attention trees and forrest wildlife, this is your steeze-rider of the day, Reece Wallace, speaking....my colleagues and I have detected high levels of fearlessness, poise, and general testicular tenacity in the area surrounding my bike right now. We're requesting that none of you get in front of the landing ramp. The shear level of badassery will cause you to incinerate upon coming in contact with my front tire. Carry on with your general activities." *And on that day, the trees and woodland animals decided not to f*ck with Mr. Wallace*
Pretty clever, don't know why it got negged. Could use some editing of prose and spelling, but good try! *Forest, *Sheer, and I'm not sure if "Badassery " is even a word.
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*And on that day, the trees and woodland animals decided not to f*ck with Mr. Wallace*
*Forest, *Sheer, and I'm not sure if "Badassery " is even a word.
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