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  • 71 2
 haha sick!! where did you get these?
  • 29 2
 lol thats great Big Grin , where do you people get this hilarious stuff?
  • 88 7
 Jesus, its a MONSTER!
  • 275 4
 HA thats what she said
  • 50 1
 Don't go where its wet without you monster wellies on.
  • 43 0
 STI's will never be the same again.....
  • 25 3
 from STI's to STD's
  • 32 7
 The Golden Rule, Wrap Up Your Tool Big Grin
  • 16 2
 where the fuck do you get these i want some
  • 27 52
flag hbfreerider (Oct 22, 2008 at 0:08) (Below Threshold)
 UNLEASH THE BEAST!!!!
  • 15 1
 lol
  • 59 1
 im not going to lie, i wouldnt trust those, ha
  • 20 3
 they're green?Smile )
  • 1 116
flag bdellsworth09 (Feb 7, 2009 at 22:22) (Below Threshold)
 only people with beasts unleash them HBfreerider lol These are sick ive used them before and they are GREAT!
  • 39 4
 dnt be sily rap ur willy !!!!
  • 28 7
 Best sex is safe sex, so wrap up in a latex!
  • 6 2
 lol
  • 93 2
 bdellsworth09 wut would you have used them for? waterballoons? yer 15 and probably gonna b a virgin till some drunk wildabeast jumps you at the bar
  • 3 2
 what you on ?]
  • 11 2
 C9 H13 NO3, and i'm very addicted, and happy to be
  • 20 4
 yeah yeah, condoms are good for not getting bumps on your wang...but condomless sex is 100X better
  • 22 3
 try telling that to anyone with kids or sti's
  • 5 22
flag ej2fast (Apr 16, 2009 at 8:34) (Below Threshold)
 i'll unleash my beast !!!
  • 11 26
flag recklessness (May 5, 2009 at 6:43) (Below Threshold)
 Hahaha Condoms are for chumps!!
  • 3 16
flag cyberhawk (May 5, 2009 at 7:09) (Below Threshold)
 pretty sad thought./.
  • 11 2
 lol look at all the kids wie there wee tadgers tryin to act cool and hard makin wee theyr inuendos pity it makes them look like a twat
  • 5 2
 Says you
  • 20 1
 lol just thing of the girls face when you pull a condom out with the word monster on it hahahaha Cool
  • 5 0
 yeah they are awsome, there were buckets of them in reception at ibiza rocks this year! i think a good product development would be to make them flavoured like monster! :L
  • 1 0
 so does anybody know where you can get these like cuz ive never seen them in stores or do you have to special order them?
  • 2 1
 ebay.....apperently they taste like monster.......but that what i found when i googled them. prolly not
  • 1 0
 i got mine from racing they give them out free Big Grin
  • 2 6
flag xtremedoode (May 14, 2010 at 13:43) (Below Threshold)
 Yoo dewddzz cann u linc mee to wer 2 by thess inn bulkk cozz ii needd lotz lololol nd imm only 3hirtien
  • 3 0
 xtremedoode @ stop trying to sound bigheaded.... we really dont care.... if ur that bothered about condoms go to ur local health center and get some free durex... which by the way will very likely be better than these "monster" ones
  • 3 0
 xtremedoode @ he prolly is just more interested in getting them to masterbate, so why pay? just go get some free ones my friend.
  • 1 0
 Quote, "isnt the point a condom not to unleash the best?"
  • 1 1
 bdellsworth09: wut would you have used them for? waterballoons? yer 15 and probably gonna b a virgin till some drunk wildabeast jumps you at the bar

is that what happened to you??? HAHAHA
  • 1 1
 SO....DO THEY TASTE LIKE MONSTER??? :3 HEEHEHE
  • 1 0
 best be keeping those comments to yourself, lest you be dubbed a fag on here
  • 2 0
 For all we know he is a career man whore. If that is the case, the fish sticks going in his mouth for money would taste much better resulting in better job satisfaction and productivity.
  • 1 0
 wrap it before you tap it
  • 80 33
 Why the f*ck have 241 people (at this time) faved this?

IT'S A f*ckING CONDOM.

JUST BECAUSE SOMETHING HAS THE MONSTER LOGO ON IT, IT DOESN'T AUTOMATICALLY MAKE IT THE BEST THING SINCE THE WHEEL.

f*cking hell, some people will buy anything.

All the Sam Hill fanbois who completely bum anything that Sam Hill does REALLY REALLY piss people off, I know I'm not the only one.

For example, Funn are bringing out some Sam Hill signature grips. They are _exactly_ the same as Imperials, yet because they are Sam Hill ones they cost more.

And the sad thing is, people will still buy them.

And Monster is _just_ a drink. And, yes, people like it. And I have no problem with people owning Monster merchandise. However, when 241 people favourite a picture of a f*ckING MONSTER CONDOM it's just taking it way too far.

Bring on the negative propz!
  • 9 45
flag dushan-mandik (Sep 13, 2008 at 13:09) (Below Threshold)
 bring on pos props
  • 41 7
 1. monster is not just a drink its a nice drink (tastes like fruit but not a real one) an 2. id say 270 people have faved this because...wait for it...its funny! lighten up ya douche.
  • 22 6
 RockGiant Man the fuck up. Stop being such a whiny little bitch.
  • 6 8
 Haha JonahH1992, that was funny!
  • 5 14
flag konabass123 (Sep 27, 2008 at 10:34) (Below Threshold)
 hahaha i h8 people like rockgiant you just need to get laied man i see y it is funney
  • 3 9
flag hallybone (Oct 9, 2008 at 12:46) (Below Threshold)
 rockgiant ur an anus there sweet and yes it has the monster logo.. imeidetly its cool........... lol
  • 7 11
flag gurninturt (Oct 13, 2008 at 13:18) (Below Threshold)
 rockgiant, i was thinking the same as you.
  • 1 2
 Rock giant one thing... maybe two... or three.... dont get you one inch wonder in a twist (^^ loving that quote 2. PinkBike is a fun things so STOP haveing a go at people,3. Please.... shut your face.... one last thing "flaiuk" loving your post Big Grin
  • 0 2
 the only reason people faved this is because they have never seen something like this, who wouldnt
  • 1 1
 BooHoo ppl faved a silly/funny pic... waaaaaa
  • 1 1
 RockGiant... was there need for the story???
  • 1 0
 Ha check the favourites now!
  • 1 0
 haha @showpony, soo true
  • 1 0
 RockGiant, quit being such a fuckin tool
  • 22 1
 lol whats next monster flavoured condoms
  • 32 2
 oh wow hes a guy too Blank Stare
  • 18 4
 sorry but that would make you a fag nice try tho
  • 4 20
flag showpony (Sep 7, 2008 at 1:09) (Below Threshold)
 haha, what a legend
  • 23 7
 "id suck on the dick that was wearing those "

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
Only reason its funny is cause he's so horrible gay.
  • 11 36
flag lleyland (Sep 20, 2008 at 17:53) (Below Threshold)
 umm so i hear they dont have sarcasm in america, or a sense of humor
  • 23 3
 Just as many Canadians laughing at you as Americans.
  • 11 4
 ^^Ouch haha
  • 2 17
flag nouser (Sep 26, 2008 at 15:15) (Below Threshold)
 im so hurt. ill be over in the corner cutting.
  • 5 5
 ^^^Aimed at imspecialized9, not you dude.^^^
  • 7 4
 ya i was not expecting that from a canadian, please dont judge us by that flaming dude
  • 1 4
 Haha, wayyyyy to serious!
  • 4 2
 ya man, you failed bigtime on that one, nobody is gonna let that one down, especially your dad P.S. fuckin queer
  • 1 1
 Dont worry. I know the canucks are sick. But imspesh...whoah
  • 4 0
 hahahaha ya he er... it has shamed us all, we disown him as a canadian
  • 23 5
 why the f*ck would you want to get head while wearing a condom anyways?
  • 3 0
 yeah theres no point of getting head with a condom on anyways
  • 18 1
 kinda contradictory no? (spelling?) Wink
  • 4 0
 hey man where do I get my hands on these? I had a joke about this but had no idea they existed, it would make a bunch of my friends laugh. So seriously get back to me on where these came from.
  • 3 0
 i got them from my local bike shop n ma m8 has sum cos he is sponsered by monster energy 4 quad racin
  • 4 0
 i guess its only a UK thing then. Thats funny though.
  • 0 1
 on the back of the can over here it says its made in the UK, actually it might be the distributor, not too sure
  • 1 0
 yes in that pic, and 15 quid is fuckin stupid, what you gona do with it, its not like its worth 15 quid just to have it as some collective thing and 15 quid if your gona use it is even more daft, you could get like 32 durex for that.
  • 2 8
flag radz333 (Oct 2, 2008 at 13:30) (Below Threshold)
 Fuk off im not askin u 2 buy em you bible basher! leave my profile !fuk off
  • 1 0
 Hmmmmm bible basher ok, and only a twat with half a brain would buy your overpriced shit, and by the way, how much did you buy them for aye?
  • 0 0
 in canada you can get 64 durex for 15 quid Pimp
  • 1 1
 just a question, but why do u care how he spends his money?
Millions of ppl gamble their money away for nothing... do you stand outside casino's telling ppl they're stupid? Would be interesting to see what u looked like after trying that for an evening Razz
  • 2 0
 No of course you wouldnt, but there totally different things... gambling you give money away, in chance of winning more, but this is a fucking condom for 15 quid, and i dont care if he buys them, im just saying whoever would buy it is clearly stupid, wow it has a monster logo on it, woopty fucking woo!
  • 1 1
 Yoou may well want them but they arent the most reliable condoms in the world... made in Malysia isnt reasuuring and assuming that this is the same condom rapper just front annd back no kite mark means it hasn't been tested properly. so although funny i wouldnt use them myself
  • 0 0
 i hope every one that uses them rips it, lmao it wasn't tested at all most likely
  • 3 1
 Additional generic 'monster' innuendo comment. I'd be interested in a Relentless branded one though, well assuming that it wasn't just referring to the brand.
  • 3 0
 safe sex is great sex so you better wear a latex to you dont get that late text that i think im late text.
  • 2 0
 239 comment woooo!! haha your all arguing and im just thinking about wen im next gunna ride my...... em bike thats it yeah bike. haha
  • 3 0
 the amount of times inuendo's have been repeated on this photo is ridiculous haha
  • 2 0
 OMG a beverage company that makes condoms, what next Dr Pepper!? Haha that would be funny after all "Whats the worst that could happen" lmfao
  • 1 0
 Every ones like ooo i love it .....get a grip it a blob all it does is help u not get hiv and stuff .............get a grip .................................i would still not mind one like
  • 1 0
 rock gaint i think alot of these guys agree with me when i say shut the f*ck up and dont comment on it if it bugs u so much eh>?
  • 3 0
 so that how they make monster.....
  • 2 0
 haha the use of condoms can reduce the risk.... no condom, hovere will eliminate the risk
  • 4 2
 Kl if it tasted lik Monster
  • 2 0
 why, would u suck it Wink
  • 1 0
 £15 for 2 condoms? lmao not even worth it, i'd rather have my free pasantes from the clinic!
  • 1 0
 Yeah i second that please post on my board where you got these i want to get some they are so dope Razz
  • 2 0
 haha ya really wouldnt want the monster ripper one haha
  • 1 0
 i think they dont put things POD if there inapropriate, even if they are POD at the end of a day
  • 1 0
 Monster Energy - Spreading Riding Diversity Since The Invention of This Condom.
  • 1 0
 aaah, this would deffo make me hood up more often!
Anyone know where to get em?
  • 1 0
 "up the bum, no harm done..."

unless its a random...

then its

"billy dont be silly and wrap your...cock"
  • 2 0
 where from matey
  • 3 2
 SIZE DOES MATER ! ahahaWink
  • 1 0
 not really mate coz i have seen these n they r real!
  • 2 1
 why the hell would you buy 2 condoms for 15 quid, daft.
  • 1 6
flag radz333 (Oct 2, 2008 at 13:24) (Below Threshold)
 Fuk off they r rare u ever seen 1?
  • 2 1
 you can only use it once though.
  • 0 1
 Awwww somebody is tight with there money, sufferin from the recession are we?
  • 0 0
 no but i could have sex multiple times wive 15 of cons you can only have it once with these!
  • 2 0
 Haha, thats ace.
  • 1 0
 606 fav's, I'm 1 of THEM CAUSE SHITS HILLARIUSS!Big Grin
  • 3 3
 oK thats weird!
whats next? redbull condoms and sexual energy drinks,
that would not be a surprise! lol
  • 2 0
 they'd both keep you going for about 5 seconds longer
  • 2 0
 so it'll double his time in the sack! Sweet DEAL! haha
  • 1 0
 eric haha, they do already make pussy!
  • 1 0
 Yeah? I think I might have found one once. tup
  • 1 0
 that comment above was mint Wink haha
  • 2 1
 they should come in a combo with a monster drink so you can last longer Wink
  • 0 4
flag alexmarsh123 (Mar 28, 2009 at 17:00) (Below Threshold)
 u last until u cum not longer if u drik monster
  • 2 0
 they should taste like monster drink also,but they dont Wink
  • 1 0
 this is for dirt riding right??
hahaha lol
must be pod u r smart!!!
  • 1 0
 This pic has a lot of drama comments.
  • 1 0
 i have like five or six of these
  • 1 0
 yo were did you get thouse
  • 2 0
 LOL
  • 1 0
 sobeys bags work perfect!
  • 1 0
 Monster energy condoms!?Nice idea hahaha
  • 1 0
 the amount of favs and views this should be pod :L
  • 1 0
 I wonder what it tastes like... NO HOMO!
  • 1 0
 hmmm, good exp date from 2008
  • 1 0
 hahahaha!! thats great!! Razz totally want some!
  • 1 0
 lol ... so many coments !
  • 1 0
 wer u get them from a wnt on awsome
  • 1 0
 Will it stimulate me with a proprietary energy blend?
  • 1 1
 thats crazy,monster kondoms
  • 4 1
 you spell it like condoms dude no k
  • 2 1
 i knida like the k spelling, reminds me of king kong, monster dick lol
  • 10 0
 Kondoms for kong dongs?
  • 3 0
 props too eric man!
  • 1 1
 where did you get this lol
  • 0 1
 from monster UK
  • 1 2
 Kinda looks like a black condom wrapper, then the monster logo photo shopped ontop...
  • 2 1
 not rely nobhed if u luk closely its obv a monster condom how could i photoshop half of the logo and then print all the detail on the back
  • 2 1
 Very easily. I take it you've never used photoshop? I've put together many things that you'd never think were originally two different pictures. A lot of the pictures on here are photoshopped, and people don't even realize it...
  • 1 1
 but this one isn't
  • 2 1
 proof?
  • 1 0
 Well im sellin them n im not a scammer nob head
  • 4 0
 jason222, you said yourself "i take it you've never used photoshop?" When your accusing him of photoshopping the logo on lol I dont mean to pick holes in your speach but... And radz333 please stop using "nob head", you sound like a chav Smile
Rant over.
  • 0 1
 I think he said "i take it you've never used photoshop?" because he was saying how easy it would be for 'radz333' to do that.
  • 1 0
 But he was accusing him of photoshopping it in the 1st place lol it's no big deal though bud, i'm starting to confuse myself!
  • 0 1
 He hadn't accused, he had merely stated what it looks like. But meh. Whatever. We know its real.
  • 1 0
 He didnt actually, I think it's just how it came across lol
Anyhoo, nice debating with you Smile
  • 1 0
 they are real some guy that my mate knows had 1. rides at Benfleet skatepark in Essex.
  • 0 0
 what a nice thing to sell lol x 'may everyone unleash there beast' lol x
  • 1 1
 POD Big Grin hahahaha sickkkkkkkkk condom
  • 1 1
 HAHAHAA "Brand new(un-opened" LOLOLOL
  • 0 0
 i wonder if they taste like monster energy too Razz
  • 1 0
 no glove, no love Big Grin
  • 2 2
 haha they'd taste like energy drink!! Razz
  • 3 0
 if your gay enuf to eat them
  • 1 0
 Hahahah Razz
  • 2 2
 ive never seen so many comments about a condom. sad
  • 2 0
 & ur adding to them which is even more sad... & now I am too, oh no... lets get a tissue.
  • 0 0
 does it taste like monster????
  • 0 0
 monster condoms for monster cocks
  • 0 0
 Sick men ... I want one of those
  • 1 0
 POD !!!
  • 1 0
 nice controle ;P
  • 1 0
 Thats wat she said ! Razz
  • 1 0
 hahah
  • 1 0
 I have one! ahahahah
  • 1 0
 unleash your beast
  • 2 2
 Dont be silly, wrap your willy
  • 1 0
 LOL ;]
  • 1 0
 The taste Monster Energu Drink ;]Big Grin
  • 1 0
 lol
  • 1 0
 POD!!Big Grin
  • 1 0
 WOW I WANT THOSE!!
  • 1 0
 ahahaha!
  • 1 0
 dude i got some also!!
  • 1 0
 hahahahaha
  • 1 0
 Monster pleasure:X
  • 1 0
 hahahhahaahhah . ;DD
  • 1 0
 hahaha
  • 1 0
 thats funna
  • 1 0
 hahahahaha POD Big Grin
  • 1 0
 hahaha Big Grin
  • 0 0
 i want them now
  • 0 0
 haha monster rubbers
  • 0 0
 where did you get it
  • 0 0
 MONSTER
  • 0 0
 hahaha nice lol>
  • 0 1
 хахаха супер са
  • 0 1
 Where did you get them from there awesom !Smile
  • 0 1
 where did you get these theyre sick !! Razz
  • 1 2
 can you get them in england and where Razz ???? xx
  • 1 1
 boiz theze r awsum lyk
  • 2 3
 only for monsters!!
  • 1 2
 lol tht funny
  • 1 2
 lol
  • 1 3
 No waySmile ) Where I can get those???Smile
  • 0 2
 thats fuckin coool man lol
  • 1 3
 I fucking want that. Its flavored monster
  • 0 2
 get your monster out !!!! i want monster condoms
  • 0 1
 haha thats hilarious
  • 0 1
 monster! Big Grin
  • 2 3
 gayyyyyyy
  • 0 2
 where I can buy those
  • 1 4
 my dick is too big i need bigger ones lol
  • 1 3
 condoms are for panzies
  • 1 0
 Haha you'll be saying that when it burn's when you piss due to an STD
  • 0 3
 wtf pod pod pod
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