[April Fools] Evil, Shimano, & Anthill Films Present: The Fitness Simulator

Mar 31, 2023 at 16:49
by evilbikeco  


Play golf, go fishing, be a workaholic but whatever you do, don't try—the EP8 does it for you! Svelt handlebar controls, state-of-the-art pedal assist and an extra set of lungs; with the EP8 Fitness Simulator™ x Evil Epocalypse, you're supercharged, but no one knows it!

Overtake your friends, impress your special someone, and squeeze in some hot laps between kid duties, in less than 60 seconds! Just hit boost and you’re off!


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For a limited time only, purchase a Shimano EP8 Fitness Simulator™ x Evil Epocalypse, and we'll throw in the Evil Friend Pusher™ absolutely free! Just slap 'em and drag 'em. Now you're both in the jet stream!

Dial now to purchase this limited-time offer!
www.fitnesssimulator.com/ 1-800-GO-COUCH


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Warning, the Shimano Steps EP8 Fitness Simulator™ x Evil Epocalypse and Evil Friend Pusher™ may inspire out-of-the-ordinary smiles and moments of joy and cause sore cheeks and teary eyes. Other possible side effects include blown back hair, goosebumps, hot flashes, adrenaline surges, quivering extremities and good-time memory overload.

Consult your local shop to see if the EP8 Fitness Simulator™ is right for you.


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Advert Written, Directed and Produced by Anthill Films
Editor: Mark Johansson
Producers: Scott Jewett & Daisy Maddinson
Writer: Mitch Scott
Cinematography: Mark Johansson, Will Binamé, Matt Butterworth & Scott Secco
Sound Recording & Design: Jo Osbourne
Colourist: Mark Johansson
Photography: Mason Mashon

Cast:
Salesman: Mitchell Scott
Jane: Sierra Warren
Norbs: Kyle Norbraten
Sweaty Indoor Cyclist: Greg Day
Puking Roadie: Pam Frentzel-Beyne
Boyfriend 1: Christian Saldarriaga
Boyfriend 2: Matt Butterworth
Boyfriends 3: Mark Johansson
Friend-Pusher Friend: Scott Jewett

Author Info:
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25 Comments
  • 31 1
 That’s what I’m calling them from here on out, Fitness Simulators!
  • 3 1
 Agreed. I can’t wait to get out on the trail later today and “compliment” someone on their fitness simulator.
  • 3 2
 Motorcycle with pretend pedals
  • 24 1
 "...but I still get a pretty good work out on it"
  • 21 0
 Is this pretty good workout in the room with us now?
  • 2 1
 @BurtMcBurburt Copy the sarcasm but you know you actually can get a good work out on them. Tall gearing, weight, and the ability to tune down the assist or hitting the off button will get you plenty tired. It's a choice, kinda like attitude. Then turn it it all to 11 and have some fun. Works for me.
  • 8 0
 Norbs folding his shirts easily the best part
  • 6 1
 Instant classic, Foolsday gold here. Constantly laughing and honestly a good advert.
  • 2 0
 No need for the PB ebike filter now. All MTBs have been similarly equalized.
  • 3 1
 Small cameo but the wine bottle with Snoop Dog actually exists. 19 Crimes. Did not know...
  • 3 0
 The Fitness simulator: I finally have a name for my ebike
  • 4 1
 Evil guys out there cracking jokes aren’t they?
  • 5 3
 I remember when riding ebikes WAS an April fools joke...
  • 10 4
 Still is
  • 2 0
 Yeah full props for that one. Well done!
  • 2 0
 So confused... I mean, it's April 1 but I detect no joke
  • 2 1
 Love my fitness simulator!
  • 1 0
 I knew if wasnt legit when I saw Norbs and Shimano
  • 1 3
 Evil Insurgent is my current bike, best shredder Ive ever ridden. This video ad was the lamest shit. F ebikes. You should if at least called it the E Wrecktion. F E-mtn bikes. Dont sell out Evil. Come on.
  • 1 0
 Norbs was robbed!
  • 3 3
 No way that frame can handle the load of a battery
  • 1 0
 Speed and Power
  • 1 1
 3 strikes you're out !
$10k before tax
630w battery
ep8 motor .
  • 2 2
 I got a joke for ya Evil Bikes Warranty department!
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