intelligent-goldfish
- Member since Aug 24, 2022
-
St. Paul , Minnesota
- 0 Followers
- 0 Trailforks Points
Professional idiot, average MTB enthusiast, hopeful future engineer, perpetually poor student
Recent

intelligent-goldfish seb-stott's article
Sep 8, 2023 at 12:27
Sep 8, 2023
The 2024 Berria Mako Uses An Internal Shock For XC & DC
@WestC0astWanderer: what do you think all the SWAT style compartments are for?

intelligent-goldfish dariodigiulio's article
Aug 8, 2023 at 10:58
Aug 8, 2023
First Ride: The New Vitus E-Mythique LT
the very existence of gucci makes me feel less bad about dropping money on bikes, knowing there's people who pay 4 figures to look like a 5 year old's drawing

intelligent-goldfish dangerholm's article
Jul 28, 2023 at 8:07
Jul 28, 2023
Dangerholm's Quest to Build the World's Lightest eMTB
It's always good to have a reminder why I don't *really* need two kidneys.
Seeing the shiny bits and reading these articles is inspiring me to take a Dremel and do some tinkering on spare parts, though. It would be entertaining, to say the least, if I could make some super shiny Deore brake levers

intelligent-goldfish pinkbikeoriginals's article
Jul 24, 2023 at 5:40
Jul 24, 2023
Video: 8 Minutes Of Insane Downhill Chaos On Whistler's Wildest Track
don't worry, they're on it - it's on the to-do list right after "stop autoplay"

intelligent-goldfish pinkbikeoriginals's article
Jul 21, 2023 at 6:05
Jul 21, 2023
Video: Stay Cool and Bike All Summer Long - 10 Tips for Riding in the Heat
I knew it - big ebike is causing the heat to sell more ebikes
/s

intelligent-goldfish pinkbikeoriginals's article
Jul 21, 2023 at 5:58
Jul 21, 2023
Video: Stay Cool and Bike All Summer Long - 10 Tips for Riding in the Heat
@vondur: it's what plants crave!

intelligent-goldfish PatrolMTB's article
Jul 17, 2023 at 12:16
Jul 17, 2023
Patrol Mountain Releases New Full Suspension Kids Bikes
@carlitouk: again I exaggerate - I am a very normal person who lives in the Midwest, and there's nothing around that warrants a full suspension. It's not a place exactly known for its MTB scene, excluding Arkansas (which I've never been to).
again, to each their own, but my point was that this is very much a lifestyle purchase for most people. Kids don't give a shit about riding a full suspension when they're that young, they'll send it on anything, and usually they aren't riding places where one is needed anyways. I classify this with the carbon fiber balance bike.
TLDR: it's a lifestyle purchase, and I don't have the time, money, or local scene to live that lifestyle - but don't let me stop you
@Mugen close, but you forgot Australia = emu

intelligent-goldfish PatrolMTB's article
Jul 14, 2023 at 19:07
Jul 14, 2023
Patrol Mountain Releases New Full Suspension Kids Bikes
@ZenkiS14: I tried to have a touch of sarcasm, but definitely wasn't clear enough. 2k plus is more than fair for these bikes, but people tend to treat kids bikes a bit differently.
Myself, I don't think I could justify dropping $2k on a kid's bike, especially not living in BC, but if you can afford that lifestyle, go ham! Better overbiked there than under

intelligent-goldfish edspratt's article
Jul 14, 2023 at 17:51
Jul 14, 2023
UCI Limits Some Transgender Athletes from Competing in International Races
Look I don't wanna come across as rude, but...do you even see the times/distances the top men put down vs the top women?
Look at the 2020 Olympics. Jolanda did 20.55km in 1:15, Pidcock did 28.25km in 1:25. That 7.7km difference doesn't fit into 10 minutes of riding. Similar thing across other races, disciplines, etc.
You're not going to beat the men.

intelligent-goldfish PatrolMTB's article
Jul 14, 2023 at 17:28
Jul 14, 2023
Patrol Mountain Releases New Full Suspension Kids Bikes
Wisely, they didn't mention the price. Imagine the outrage when they tell you $2k for a kid's MTB.