Sequence Saturday 14

 HOW MUCH HUCK CAN A CANUCK CHUCK IF A CANUCK CAN CHUCK HUCK!!!!

 10 reasons why my bike is better than my girl. . .

10 my bike is an italian beauty, my girl is from cleveland

9 i can lube my best friend's bike, and he'll thank me

8 my bike's rack won't sag over time

7 my bike won't get jealous if i ride another bike, or two

6 my bike likes it when i ride it dirty

5 i can have more than one bike at the same time

4 when i wear out a part on my bike, i can buy a new one

3 i can abuse my bike and it won't cost me my house

2 no cuddling required (but i still do)

. . . and the no.1 reason my bike is better than my girl


1 I CAN RIDE MY BIKE ANY TIME I WANT!

 Brendan's bike bounds beautifully beyond belief whilst his wheel whips wildly making me wonder why we can't have a sizzling summer stuffed with shredding.

 How many bears would Bear Gyrlls grill if Bear Gyrlls could grill bare bears?
Baaare mate.

Blatantly not mine but may as well share

 媽媽騎馬馬慢媽媽罵馬， mā mā qí mǎ,mǎ màn, mā mā mà mǎ, mom rides a horse, the horse is slow, mom scolds the horse ...

 In Brendan's beautiful BC backyard, boostin bigger badder bangers in the breeze, man that kids got super steeze, floatin higher then the trees, watchin wicked whirly whips which he spins around with ease, say this quickly if you please!

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 Proper pedal placement is pivotal to tailwhipping prosperity.

 Betty Boughter bought some butter
But she said the butter’s bitter
If I put it in my batter
It will make my batter bitter
But a bit of better butter will make it better than the bitter butter
So she bought a bit of better butter
And put it in her batter
And her batter was not bitter
So t’was Betty Boughter bought a bit if better butter and put it in her
batter and her batter was not bitter.

 How Howey Hucks Huge Hips When I don't have the Will to Wager a Wimpy Whip Makes Me Meander out of my Minuscule Mansion to try and Manage a Meager Manual which Leaves me Lying on the Limestone Lane, Baffled to how Brendan Beautifully Bestows his Balance on his also Beautiful Baby Blue Bicycle.

 Hey guys watch this if I can get enough air I can almost see the models next door sun bathing in the nude. I'll just horw this nice clean tail whip and maybe the will invite me over.

 Good old one but: (it makes you say swear words tehe)

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son
I'm only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker comes.

Me husband is a keeper, he's a very busy man
I try to understand him and I help him all I can,
But sometimes in an evening I feel a trifle dim
All alone, I'm plucking pheasants, when I'd rather pluck with him.

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's mate
I'm only plucking pheasants 'cos the pheasant plucker's late !

I'm not good at plucking pheasants, at pheasant plucking I get stuck
Though some pheasants find it pleasant I'd rather pluck a duck.
Oh plucking geese is gorgeous, I can pluck a goose with ease
But pheasant plucking's torture because they haven't any grease.

I'm not a pheasant plucker, he has gone out on the tiles
He only plucked one pheasant and I'm sitting here with piles !

You have to pluck them fresh, if it’s fresh they’re not unpleasant,
I knew a man in Dunstable who could pluck a frozen pheasant.
They say the village constable had pheasant plucking sessions
With the vicar on a Sunday ‘tween the first and second lessons.

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's mum
I'm only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker's come.

My good friend Godfrey is most adept, he's really got the knack
He likes to have a pheasant plucked before he hits the sack.
I like to give a helping hand, I gather up the feathers,
It's really all our pheasant plucking keeps us pair together.

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's friend
I'm only plucking pheasants as a means unto an end !

My husband's in the forest always banging with his gun
If he could hear me half the time I'm sure that he would run,
For there's fluff in all my crannies, there's feathers up my nose
And I'm itching in the kitchen from my head down to my toes.

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's wife
And when we pluck together it's a pheasant plucking life !

 Mathematically speaking, we have six discrete camera shots showing one complete 360 tailwhip. Thus, the bike's angular speed during rotation bounds to the camera's burst capacity by a ratio of one sixth, which yields 60° increments. To successfully discretize a continuous rotation into sequential shots, the camera's sampling speed has to obey Nyquist's theorem. The latter tells us that we only need two pictures-by-rotation to accurately render a whip. Obviously, we are in the rare company of an OVERSAMPLED TAILWHIP.

 Maybe you try some polish tongue twister?

"Chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie w Szczebrzeszynie, W szczękach chrząszcza trzeszczy miąższ, Czcza szczypawka czka w Szczecinie, Chrząszcza szczudłem przechrzcił wąż, Strząsa skrzydła z dżdżu, A trzmiel w puszczy, tuż przy Pszczynie, Straszny wszczyna szum..."

Good luck!

 Lesser spotted black-capped Tailwhip. Tailwhip are slender, often colourful, ground-building creatures of open country. Among their most conspicuous behaviours is a near constant Tailwhip, a trait that has given them their common name. In spite of the ubiquity of the behaviour and observations of it, the reasons for it are poorly understood. It has been suggested that it may be used to flush out females, or that it may signal dominance over other Tailwhips. Recent studies have suggested instead, that it is a signal of vigilance that may aid to deter potential rookies.

 This is the first Sequence on Saturday I've seen that comes remotely close to watching a video of the action. I never really got this 'sequence on satuarday' feature- surely video is essentially a sequence shot at 30fps?? The one at woodwood last week was utter shite- video clip would have been a million times better.

 A big bear bit a cold bald hare and the cold mauled hare bled blood badly.

 Really fast: Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry, Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry,Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry,Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry,Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry,Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry,Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry,Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry,Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry,Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry,Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry,Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry,Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry,Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry....

 Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, i think i should win because i spelt that without the help of google

 And today we offer you....the Jennifer Lopez sequence. Compact, tight, full of talent, and an AMAZING backyard.

 there once was a man named billy, who had a very hairy willy, he sneezed and coughed, and chopped it off, i know right doesn't that sound silly

 tail whip so hard semenuk wanna find me. that shit crazyyyyy

 Does evreyone else sit there clicking through the sequences every saturday trying to make it into a small video clip, or is that just me?

 no matter what model of new Jungletron Jungle Gym Little Timmy Johnson gets in his backyard, he is always trumped by his neighbor's mondo piles of dirt.

 I'm sure his neighbours must be thrilled with a backyard like that.
just imagine them having company over and seeing him pop up over the fence again and again

 To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock, In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock, Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock, From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block! To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock, In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock, Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock, From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block! A dull, dark dock, a life-long lock, A short, sharp shock, a big black block! To sit in solemn silence in a pestilential prison, And awaiting the sensation From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!

 Freakin 10l bag!! I am lost in the desert holy sh#t that's a lot of water does it come with its own rider to carry it for me? And it's own trail side fridge to keep it cold??

 If I tailwhip It once,
Then I can tailwhip it twice,
If I tailwhip it twice,
yes i can whip it right.
If I whip it right,
I can have more style,
If my style is right, it might change my life. (ohhh oui)

 Zeh zahme Ziegen zogen zehn zentner Zucker zum Zoo. Fischers Fritz fischt frische fische. Frische fische fischt fischers fritz

 Fastest and most stylish way for Brendan Howey to get to the other side of his yard to do more of that b-e-a-utiful landscaping!~~

 "best tongue twister", ok, i got this...um......
peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

meh, close enough

 Above, a Brenden abides an unbiased belief aboard a bike. Bereft of bragging he boldly embarks a back-breaking, body bending embargo on beat, busted, broken bozo's boasting of bygone beliefs.

 I believe that we have an account faker amongst us, Sworn to negative props all of our sequence saturdays par their own.

 Fui ao mar colher cordões, vim do mar cordões colhi.

^Try say this very very fast and you will say: fui ao mar colher cordões, vim do mar coLHões coRdi... (by the way... colhões means BALLS) xD

 If he would have hit the camera the sequence would be more interessting D

 such a nice backyard and just a really nice looking whip brendan howey = awresome

 My intuitive self is telling to make some dirt jumps like that in my back yard... oh wait I don't have room.

 all these comments are shit

 How many rocks could my Evoc ruck rock, if I won, a ton of rocks I'd rock in my new ruck, ruck yeah!

 Staying Stylish while whipping with steeze needs specific skills while staying steezey.

 Brendan Howey swirling, twirling while Landon Stirling captures hurling post morning.

 How much whip could one talented tailwhipper if these wonderful whips were thrown in So Cal.?

 I dream of a land far far away, where every back-yard in every subdivision looks like this!!!

 Surely sunny sequences shared by Stirling should surely search our soul suggesting shredding saturdays in summer.

 A skunk sat on a stump. The stump thunk the skunk stunk. The skunk thunk the stump stunk.

 im not a pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant pluckers son, I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes.

 Brendan, you got it :
- style for miles
- great backyard

If you want your own trail, think about it, find the right place, take your showel. sweat, sweat, sweat and make it happen.

Nico

 If you were out on the street all you would see is this guy going up and down all day, with a bunch of other people, looks like a sick day to.

 There was a young man in St. Paul
Who did not wear a helmet at all
He had hard luck and crashed
And his head was all bashed
'Cause he had it all bare in the fall.

 something something something sequence saturday something something

 i was gonna learn the tailwhip... but the i remembered i dont have superpowers

 "de kat krabt de krullen van de trap" and "de koetsier poetst de postkoets"

 DANGER live overhead wires

 SAY this 10 times properly (it's slovene):

PLUG POD KLOPJO

or this (german):

FISHERS FRITZ FISCHT FRISCHE FISCHE

 best how to tailwhip sequence...

 how many whips could a howey throw if a howey could throw whips

 you spin me right round baby right round ..

 whip over the dip, it's not a hip, too hard and you will tipp, too low and you will wiff

 Brendan boasts his bike in beautiful backyard to the boundaries

 She sells sea shells by the sea shore. as fast as you can three times

 "that is a really cool hwip" Stewy

 stoked about my mom finally letting me do this in my yard!!

 does anyone know Howey do those so clean?

 A big bug bit a bold bald bear and the bold bald bear bled blood badly.

 He can tailwhip perfectly but I can't even hit a jump that big

 Hystericaly happy that Howey is helicopter hopping the huge hip!

 HOW MUCH WOOD CAN A WOOD CHUCK CHUCK IF A WOOD CHUCK COULD CHUCK NORRIS. I know its not about bikes, but it has Chuck Norris in it, therefore it is all good.

 Three short sword sheaths.

 son spun fun run in sun, son

 Sick!!! Bag is dope too.

 Fu$k the man cave! I want this backyard!

 He biked by the big brown booter? say that 5 times fast...

 In soviet Russia , tail whips you

 The daily view from the road must be very entertaining.

 long live Commy blue!!!! Howey keeping it alive!

 Cool parents and hedges required.

 Send toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents

 i should die after watching this

 I finally caught my shadow!!!!!!!

 Steezy sterling snaps snappy shots of handy howey hucking hippo whips

 that made me feel even happier

 There are 54 pencil Pines in that shot...

 huurrrfff aaa dduuuurrrfff

 brb building a backyard like that

 yard looks new and improved

 bikekraut bleibt bikekraut und brautbike bleibt brautbike!!

 Whipping whips while whipping your twist will whip your wrist!

 toy boat, toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat

 pause the sequence early on and look to the right of the take off theres a tiny little take off but I cant work out why it would be there

 This competition is getting boring. Every week there are worse lyrics.

 This is an epic scene from an old, Polish movie:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftrqO-jkMpE

 Nice!

 That is one cool hwip!

 Whiped not stired!

 How many tail whips would Brendan whip if Brendan couldn't whip tail whips???

 meanwhile in Romania www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnyhF0LyvGQ

 Puck Folotics

 sick!

 hmmm quite the back yard

 You sweat skill!

 Again again!!

 Again Please!

 I'm not the fig plucker, Nor the fig pluckers' son, But I'll pluck figs Till the fig plucker comes.

 lifes a garden dig it

 Tre tigri contro tre tigri.
Trentatré tigri contro trentatré tigri.

Cheerz from Italy

 So that was cool, do you want you beer back?

 but ... my mom does not want to!

 the trick is called a tail whip, now that comment deserves top marks for being educational

 Yeah Howie

 TAILWHIP!

 BLAUKRAUT BLEIBT BLAUKRAUT UND BRAUTKLEID BLEIBT BRAUTKLEID

 One Day I aspire to have a backyard like that...When I move out of home

 say X 10 time as fast as you can lol