Save the whales
Tactical lumber satchel! That's the best name for a condom I've ever heard of.
" for this upcoming round of the old 'in-out in-out, , I plan to use a tactical lumber satchel because the other three child support payments I already have to make each month is bankrupting me".
Ya gotta keep yer wood safe in a bag or else the bitches'll take you for every penny. That's as tactical as it gets.
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