The Man In Brown dropped off a box and a UPS invoice the other day. Inside that box, a bunch of Bontrager's latest apparel. For Spring of 2016, Bontrager is offering up (among other things) two main lines of mountain bike apparel: Lithos and Foray.
The Lithos stuff has a technical-riding slant to it; think aggressive, all mountain-style riding (longer shorts that cover knee pads, looser fit jerseys that don't make you look like the Michelin Man, etc.).
For the more cross-country and trail riding-oriented types, Bontrager's Foray line is a bit lighter and more breathable.... Foray is still nothing like the sausage suits of yore, but it does lean a bit more towards the "fitted" cut. Here's a quick rundown of what showed up in that box. Look for actual tests in the coming months.
BONTRAGER LITHOS KIT BONTRAGER FORAY KIT Learn even more about all the goods from Bontrager at
www.bontrager.com
Am i missing something here...
I mean...
Jesus, if ever there was a nail in the coffin of why i just cannot be arsed with anything other than taking my bike and riding into the sunset until the internet explodes into a distant memory from where the world of fashion and bikes morphed into nothing more than a vacuous attempt to create desire, then this phrase is it.
Nothing against new and flashy clothes...as long as self-image does not replace the base desire to ride.
At least they've got zippers on these Bontrager shorts. That's another thing most bike shorts can't get right.
So I keep looking, but always end up just wearing my smartwool shirts and 15 year old not-bike-specific Outdoor Research shorts. Guess I'm that dude. . .
And as a woman, a fitted cut, and real sleeves that come near my elbow.
I'm a bit embarrassed to be seen in pretty much any "cycling" gear.
Not the worst colour...