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Apr 12, 2013
by Scott Secco  
Balls Crushed By Bikes Landing on Nuts: At what point did this seem like a good idea?
Views: 84,211    Faves: 10    Comments: 76

Rampage Canyon Gap: The fact that he built a new jump there AND actually hit it is pretty impressive. This is basically a win.
Views: 73,953    Faves: 306    Comments: 45

How To Rozjebać NS Bitcha: Walking it off like a champ.
Views: 90,590    Faves: 286    Comments: 80

Superman Face Lander: Looks like he got pretty lucky on this one.
Views: 53,638    Faves: 123    Comments: 21

Dakota Crashes Hard: If you nose case a road gap, you're going to have a bad time.
Views: 61,572    Faves: 118    Comments: 30

Don't Ride Frozen Bridges: Just don't.
Views: 64,535    Faves: 4    Comments: 16

Nose Manual: They're not always fun.
Views: 51,858    Faves: 192    Comments: 42

Hunua 55ft. Stepdown Fails: New Zealand Nationals demanded serious commitment.
Views: 68,487    Faves: 268    Comments: 29

Revenge of the Stepdown: Same stepdown, similar result.
Views: 77,012    Faves: 310    Comments: 28

Me Hitting a Tree in Style: Nice flip.
Views: 74,508    Faves: 329    Comments: 32

Road Gap: Like a young Josh Bender.
Views: 51,917    Faves: 50    Comments: 14

Superman Attempt: This may not have been the best jump to trick.
Views: 53,058    Faves: 127    Comments: 15

My Big Crash at Fod: Buck wild.
Views: 64,784    Faves: 318    Comments: 42

Crash Rules Everything Around Me: The second crash reel. Sometimes watching videos of people landing everything perfectly can get boring. Enjoy
Views: 46,351    Faves: 258    Comments: 26

Did I Hear the Train? Better luck next time Harry.
Views: 56,554    Faves: 229    Comments: 18

Little Kid Bailing Hard: We're happy to report he was ok.
Views: 83,536    Faves: 348    Comments: 77

Thredbo National Round Crash: Knowing you're going to crash - the worst feeling ever.
Views: 46,324    Faves: 85    Comments: 7

Missed the Landing: Almost had it.
Views: 41,177    Faves: 79    Comments: 20

Always Wear a Helmet: We feel bad putting this in but he walked away from it. Wear a helmet.
Views: 47,310    Faves: 192    Comments: 31

Log Jump - Double Crash: Every trail has that one section...
Views: 62,471    Faves: 242    Comments: 42

Biggest BMX Drop Ever: To be honest, this is more of a win since he didn't severely injure himself... the casual walk away is the best part.

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  • 317 12
 That log 'jump' is one of the most pathetic things i've ever seen.
  • 173 10
 AND they both ate shit......... Some people where born to play chess
  • 42 6
 i like how you said ''jump'' cause they must get tons of airtime off that
  • 36 11
 I know I love how they had setup cameras to record their big stunt... shouldn't laugh at XC riders really but man they were shit!
  • 55 19
 Generalizing XC riders as something to laugh at... don't do this
  • 54 2
 Can't we just thank them for enriching all our lives?
  • 10 0
 this happens tho, you get so tired riding and you and your buddies stumble accross one section. haha I think its great!
  • 33 1
 What the hell was with the first video? Some people just don't want to pay for a vasectomy
  • 40 3
 Everybody in this place is such a genius. Since when all fails had to be from a 100 feet jump @ rampage? These 2 are provably beginners, most likely All Mountain wannabes by looking at all the gear. So let em' be, they seem to be having a blast..
  • 26 1
 the log jump is by far the best, i think everyone who rides can relate to a crash similar to that, just utter chaos, that spirals out of control into something you cant believe you've done, and always have a good laugh
  • 16 19
 "I know I love how they had setup cameras to record their big stunt"
Or maybe it was just one cut of a thousand from a five hour ride they recorded, you don't know that do you?
Just be happy we got something entertaining to watch, no need to be harsh. I'm sure they had a great time and obviously enough sense of humour to upload it.
  • 13 0
 i just like the 2nd guy doing the handlebar walk and crashing
  • 10 0
 Well I know they setup two cameras for it... Anyway, I know I have had stupid crashes just like that, on little drops or whatever, especially the over the bars with the seat up one plenty of times. And yeah, everyone laughed at me too. Which is to be expected. Because it is fucking funny.
  • 2 0
 Man i laught so much watching this...
  • 1 0
 Yeah, they seemed to be having fun, though.
  • 6 2
 They need 29er
  • 7 5
 What the fuck why so harsh i'm sure they know they aren't pros. Respect the dominators.
  • 1 0
 those are some cool looking trees tho haha
  • 5 1
 More people need to see little kid bailing hard hahaha funniest stuff ever
  • 2 0
 hey i've done that before... i think we all have and you know what it was funny the first time i did it and it's funny when they do it, we all derp sometimes we just derp in pairs
  • 4 1
 ...two camera angles for that? what a quality edit it could have been if they had only landed that 12 incher....
  • 3 12
flag Woka (Apr 12, 2013 at 15:39) (Below Threshold)
 Those two guys that did the log jump shout it be called mountain bikers. Shame!!
  • 2 11
flag typx (Apr 12, 2013 at 20:14) (Below Threshold)
 Faaaaaaake... Camera under the log?
  • 81 1
 seriosuly pinkbike we need a whips for your wednesday every once in a while!
  • 38 2
 And sideways Saturdays for drifts
  • 15 2
 and Train Tuesdays for DJ/Pumptrack/DH Trains
  • 52 2
 And tits for your 16:30pm!.........yay
  • 3 21
flag rbka (Apr 12, 2013 at 9:25) (Below Threshold)
 most of the pros on twitter/instagram post tabletop tuesdays, whip it wednesdays, and throwback thursdays. I get my fix there.
  • 4 20
flag bensmercer (Apr 12, 2013 at 14:22) (Below Threshold)
 how about titties thursday?
  • 7 2
 no no no titty Tuesdays sound much much better...jeez i need a girlfriend...
  • 2 0
 I have one, Titties Tuesday doesn't exist.
  • 52 0
 The first one... there is no cure for stupidity.
  • 21 1
 Common sense ain't common
  • 7 0
 Seeing this i though , is this how people do a sex change.
was a daredevil and now he\she is a hot vixen ?
  • 6 1
 Yes there is... Euthanasia!!!
  • 4 1
 i cant think of a single good reason for doing what he did. But it did help me laugh, so i guess that counts for somethin
  • 34 0
 Well, thats like prevention for further generations of stupids
  • 3 0
 haha good point!!! / hahaha muito boa!!!
  • 9 0
 Darwin award?
  • 25 3
 i dont care if that guy crashed on the canyon gap, that thing should be pod. that took some balls of straight steel right there. MAD PROPS!!!!!!!
  • 31 1
 How can a video be POD?
  • 5 0
 hahaha my bad
  • 4 0
 It almost looks like he wasn't even planning on landing it. How did he get off his bike so quickly?
  • 11 0
 Maybe one percent of PB members would hit the rampage canyon gap. He came off the bike because his enormous balls got in the way of his seat. No fail.
  • 1 0
 I'm not debating his courage. I think it would take even more courage to launch yourself knowing you probably wont land it wheels down, if that's what he did. He def gets points for courage in my book.
  • 18 1
 Really shouldnt watch this before i go riding....
  • 14 1
 That first video... I am so confused...
  • 6 0
 brings a whole new meaning to 'bust a nut'...
  • 10 0
 some people just cant afford reconstructive gender surgery
  • 13 0
 The bmx drop was awesome, so smooth transition Smile
  • 4 1
 I agree -- and the guy was going so big!
  • 9 0
 Log Jump - Double Crash. Everyone on here has done it at some time or another. You just feel stupid for doing it, get up, quick look around to see if you've been seen doing it, jump back on your bike and ride away laughing to yourself on how much of a numpty you've been........
  • 8 1
 First. Rampage Canyon Gap. Does anyone else think wearing sunglasses with full face mask makes you look like a cook?

Second. Rozjebac, that little kids face plant, crash at Fod, hell all of them, really highlight the need for a neck collar. Kids are lucky they can still walk.
  • 5 0
 or maybe highlights that you don't need a neck brace?
  • 8 0
 Yeah i always wear a full face and sunnys in the kitchen.
  • 10 0
 Crash is not a fail! Crash is halfway to success!
  • 9 1
 That last one, worlds biggest BMX drop has got me wondering how on earth didn't matey snap his ancles or at least break something.... SuperTrooper though geddon on him
  • 8 0
 And no helmet! No brains, no headache!
  • 9 0
 How To Rozjebać NS Bitcha hahaha
  • 2 0
 jak dla mnie akcja roku rotfl Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin
  • 1 0
 To co, składamy się po stówce? ;]
  • 8 1
 Lol the 2 New Zealand videos
  • 9 1
 laughing at us or with us?
  • 5 1
 "Can't break Zerode's ay?"
  • 5 4
 was the bolts that snapped. frame is fine. the guy is a young kid and slack on maitenence. any bolt and bearing left in that condition would have snapped
  • 2 1
 Not at you, sorry if it came across that way.
  • 2 0
 It completely didn't
  • 4 1
 Who are you kidding, we're always laughing at NZ! Until we start talking about bike tracks Frown
  • 6 0
 I know this seems racist but seriously, what is it with Polish people and putting dual crowns on hard tails?!
  • 4 0
 cos they are really fucking cool
  • 5 0
 Yeah, right up to the point that you snap the headtube and have intimate relations with the floor at 30mph...
  • 5 0
 Hunua 55ft StepDown Fails: last guy - not the best time for some breakdancing Wink
  • 6 0
 How To Rozjebać NS Bitcha !!!!!!!!!!!1
  • 3 0
 Gotta love the picture of the video guy with his broken arm and his "I know how that feels" face looking at the falling rider!
  • 1 0
 Haha, I was thinking the same thing when I saw that photo. Major props for whoever took that shot!
  • 4 0
 I call the Canyon Gap a win, because he 'just' avoided what could have been a really bad time.
  • 7 4
 I'm sorry, but how did this get missed...?
  • 42 1
 Wait, i'm retarded Facepalm
  • 2 0
 lol almost more of a win
  • 4 0
 That Polish guy is a champ, walking away from ragdoll to the face, props.
  • 5 1
 log jump double crash...hahahahaha i could not stop laughing
  • 3 0
 that nose manual was actually kinda badass, even though he had no intention of doing that, haha
  • 3 0
 i think that pb should do a poll to see who is sick of having polls! there is a friggin poll for everything.
  • 1 0
 Kinda scary to see that one of the worst crashes happened just hitting an off camber section - i.e. it can happen to all of us, not just those doing Rampage size stuff..
  • 1 0
 Running around in random circles reciting some weird mantra is the kind of thing I do après crash too.
Superman face lander and Log crash are total class.
  • 3 0
 Fails for your Friday. - Making everyone's Friday even better...
  • 3 0
 Why do people put dh forks on dj?
  • 1 0
 Not able to watch the last one as the company I work at blocks Youtube.... :/ .
I think "How To Rozjebać NS Bitcha" took the cake with the bent frame.
  • 1 0
 To the clever fellow who names the videos: "Revenge of the Stepdown" & "Crash Rules Everything Around Me".... Clap, clap, clap, clap
  • 2 0
 looks like a snapped wrist on the fod crash!
  • 1 0
 That reminds me. I need to through a few shovels of mud on my jump before I'm on here
  • 2 0
 Shame that lad couldn't hold that nose manual, would of looked sick.
  • 1 0
 At least there's a chance the guy in the first video won't be able to reproduce...
  • 1 0
 Is it just me or does the dude in the first video sound a little special? His "accent" hahaha
  • 1 0
 Rod Cummings will take those cases. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw_TQejj03g
  • 2 0
 No feet nose manual. Almost held it too. So close.
  • 1 0
 In the last photo, the camera shooter in the back ground already try this trick...
and broke his shoulder;...
  • 2 0
 21 Reminders to wear a neck brace!
  • 1 0
 is it just me or is that dude crashing in the pic look like he is gunna end up like the photographer in the background?
  • 1 0
 Hunua stepdown, the guy with the headcam is about to land his Kona Operator on the dudes back....
  • 1 0
 Came here to see again that "balls of steel" thing, but the log jump made my day!
  • 1 0
 www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_aFAXzVZns This should have been included.
  • 1 1
 really?? crash video on Friday? hahahaha that was supposed to be on Mondays no?
  • 4 0
  • 2 0
 the tree flip, wow!
  • 1 1
 this one...skip to 2:28...SHIIIIITTTTTT!!!! mpora.com/videos/AAdfk4on0lyl
  • 1 0
 So many genius moments...
  • 1 0
 Balls crush is the most stupid thing i have seen in a while
  • 1 0
 I'm the DareDevil and i've got the fucking balls of steel....
  • 1 0
 there are so many good ones... i cant pick
  • 1 0
 BMX drop is insane, and the log jump was hysterically funny.
  • 1 0
 BMX drop and no helmet? crazy kids
  • 1 0
 there is crazy, "roias" hahah
  • 1 0
 The best fail? 29er for sure
  • 1 0
 So many groans...
  • 1 0
 Where's Conor ?
  • 1 0
 Bikers are geniuses Wink
  • 1 0
 where's gooseman?!?
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