Seeding Results for the Downhill at Crankworx Whistler 2023

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WRCDH (Jul 23, 2023 at 4:52)

Being Whistler, they should probably have an additional podium and award for Whistler Crankworx Party King/Queen — a one-second reduction for each beer drunk, and a one-second reduction for each hour partying after midnight, the nights before qualies and finals. Each police citation, 5-second reduction. Impromptu striptease for a drunken bachelorette party in Whistler Village, also a 5-second reduction. Can you tell I’m a Whistler veteran yet? Pro tip: if you’re the type who likes to get good sleep during Crankworx, bring earplugs.

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notphaedrus (Jul 23, 2023 at 5:43)

Good idea! Parrrrrrtttaaayy!!!

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likeittacky (Jul 23, 2023 at 8:46)

@notphaedrus: You gotta fight...! for your right ....! Ta -------------!!!!

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The-Foiling-Optimist (Jul 23, 2023 at 10:31)

I always text my wife back in Vancouver, whenever the Longhorn DJ plays anything by Bony M.

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Madfella (Jul 23, 2023 at 10:57)

Yeah! Great to see this spirit alive and kicking still. Best ever post on this site.

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manglermixer (Jul 23, 2023 at 12:23)

10 second reduction for pulling the rock island jump after midnight. 5 second reduction for not pulling it.

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notphaedrus (Jul 23, 2023 at 6:54)

The Holl - 20 seconds up!

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kelpaso (Jul 23, 2023 at 8:25)

We stood by one of the huge drops to watch the seeding runs and she was the only woman who hit it. She was flying! She looked to be riding better than some of the men.

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The-Foiling-Optimist (Jul 23, 2023 at 10:44)

We are starting to see the true Vali Holl. Like watching Verstappen emerge a few years ago.

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jazzawil FL (Jul 23, 2023 at 6:48)

Mick, still an animal!

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therealmrbo FL (Jul 23, 2023 at 7:11)

vali in another league, wowser!!

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hypermoto (Jul 23, 2023 at 10:18)

Worth noting that Dane Jewett's (U19) time would slot him into 3rd for Elite men, just behind his brother.

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dhrracer (Jul 23, 2023 at 11:02)

Dane would have been first overall but Juniors have to do the go around on the two big drops I understand.

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bgoldstone FL (Jul 23, 2023 at 11:42)

@dhrracer: u17/u15 do but the u19 junior cat doesn’t do the ride arounds. Dane would be doing the full course

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dhrracer (Jul 23, 2023 at 13:01)

@bgoldstone: Got it, thanks for clarifying. I thought it would be ridiculous for U19 not hitting them.

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diabsoule (Jul 23, 2023 at 6:59)

Any reason for all the DNS's? Seems like a lot.

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seanluge (Jul 23, 2023 at 8:35)

3.5min long course? Damn.. this must be a physical one!

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nickkozak FL (Jul 23, 2023 at 11:48)

glad to see Fearon is back!

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GrandMasterOrge (Jul 23, 2023 at 12:47)

Anybody know how Asa Vermette got on? Can't see him on the results above but looks like he's racing from insta?

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bgoldstone FL (Jul 23, 2023 at 12:50)

U17. They don’t do a seeding run

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matthew10 (Jul 23, 2023 at 6:44)

Where's Lewis Buchanan?

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MrRight (Jul 23, 2023 at 7:37)

Onlyfans.com

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HeatedRotor FL (Jul 23, 2023 at 10:51)

still dreaming up excuses to why why why.

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kingtut87 (Jul 23, 2023 at 11:48)

Not racing in pro

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njparider (Jul 23, 2023 at 6:56)

I wish Remy Metailler would race this. I think he could do well.

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taskmgr (Jul 23, 2023 at 7:31)

Hes raced before. Has never done well. Look at roots and rain

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PocoBoho (Jul 23, 2023 at 8:29)

Ha. Selling picture of his feet.

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Akosga (Jul 25, 2023 at 14:29)

Anyone knows why Remy M. has not tested himself at "home-soil"?

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Planetx888 FL (Jul 23, 2023 at 6:19)

Where is jackson?

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lwkwafi (Jul 23, 2023 at 6:24)

Recovering from appendix surgery.

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Barrywillox (Jul 23, 2023 at 8:46) (Below Threshold)

@lwkwafi: he just won a World Cup so he’s likely fully recovered

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singletrackjamaica FL (Jul 23, 2023 at 8:50)

@Barrywillox: he went back under the knife after he won the last WC. In the post race interviews he said he wouldn't be defending his Hardline title because he would be going for surgery.

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mammal (Jul 23, 2023 at 9:09)

@Barrywillox: yep, I heard winning a world cup give you super healing abilities, appendix surgery recovery in around 7min - 23sec.

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Muckal (Jul 23, 2023 at 8:19)

Iles is so fast, he's first and still 1.499 up. Look at the time!

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mxmtb (Jul 23, 2023 at 7:43)

Ya so the women’s field looks tight

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ShawMac FL (Jul 23, 2023 at 11:13)

Yeah Miranda!