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Photo: Christoph Laue

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 all this pic needs is a howling wolf.
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 What about boobs?
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 'Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions'. 'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'
  • + 47
 People should drop more jokes on pod's! Certainly made me laugh
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 If you insist...

An elephant asked a camel,"Why are your breasts on your back?"

"Well," says the camel, "I think that's a strange question from somebody whose wiener is on his face.
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flag RobbyBriers (Jan 12, 2012 at 4:41) (Below Threshold)
 A homosexual has trouble with his car, and stalls in the middle of an intersection. A trucker standing behind him, already late for his delivery, gets out of his steel monster and shouts: "What's the matter?" The gay answers: "My car has broken down." The trucker then says angry: "Do you want me to push that shit to the side?" The gay replies: "And what do we do about the car?"
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 I've got a really good joke... Feminism.
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 Not one howling wolf, but three..
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 That just wreck the pic
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 It's funny cause it says stay on topic and be civil. Ya cause this is totally on topic
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 Why did the chicken cross the road?
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 to get to the other side, obviously.
  • + 12
 ive got a good joke
whats the difference between a 69 and driving in the fog when your driving in the fog you cant see the a*shole infront of you
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 @DALLIN: it's a one man wolfpack...
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flag RobbyBriers (Jan 12, 2012 at 10:27) (Below Threshold)
 In what aspect was my joke not appealing? -28 props mean what exactly? No offence.
  • + 20
 it was both in poor taste and not funny
  • + 9
 just makes things awk
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flag isaac1234567 (Jan 12, 2012 at 10:53) (Below Threshold)
 robbys joke blows.......... theres two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin turns to the other and says oh god were in an oven. the second muffin replies holy fu.ck a talking muffin!!!!!!!!!!!
  • + 28
 what do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle... appologise and wipe it off
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 'selks93' that was excellent, a medal is in the post as we speak.
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 @stabsupreme03 I have a dream, a dream of a better tomorrow. I dream of a world where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned...
  • + 6
 i dont get selks93's one Frown
  • + 11
 Why did the polish man cross the road?


Because he stole the chickens job.
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 @finnrambo i hope this is a joke...
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flag spoonyman (Jan 12, 2012 at 14:29) (Below Threshold)
 Why did the tiger get lost?

Because jungle is massive!
  • + 38
 Ive got a joke,
health care in the US Wink
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flag RobbyBriers (Jan 12, 2012 at 15:05) (Below Threshold)
 I've got a joke. Humanity.
And yes this is a buzzkill, but seriously, think about ALL THE FUN we're having Wink [link is only working in second comment for some reason...]
  • + 6
 i love lamp
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 @robbybriers thats bad. what did he do to get kicked the shit outta and then burned.
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flag RobbyBriers (Jan 12, 2012 at 19:39) (Below Threshold)
 DRAman613, he was a gay. Which is probably banned by their belief. Belief that is controlled by the government. I can understand why they do it, but I don't understand why these people are kept blind. If you learn a dog to bite anyone around, he won't stop anytime soon you try to stop him from doing so. Solution to this kind of problem is very time consuming and costs a lot aswell (money the government needs to buy other things, like guns). It's very sad that this happens, but here we are all laughing happily to muffin jokes, and moviequotes.
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flag bubbaleech (Jan 12, 2012 at 20:36) (Below Threshold)
 Why arent there any K-Marts in Iraq? Because they are all Targets.

What is brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
  • + 4
 Mickey Mouse goes to Minnie and says "Minnie, I want a divorce." Minnie says "Are you f*cking crazy?" and Mickey says, "No, I'm f*cking Daisy."
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 @RobbyBriers: Why the f**k do you post such a link in an open POD discussion???
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 The link is gone now!!!
@RobbyBriers: Is there something wrong with your head?
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 Laue, is there something wrong with my head? Is There?Or is there something wrong with the people beating a man to death and then burning him because he's homosexual? Or is there something wrong with you, valueing my sanity at the same level as the ones abusing that poor man?

Why post jokes about muffins or a chicken trying to cross the road here? Why commenting me and not the photo or photo related comments? Why questionning my sanity based on a post I made? Why do people still make jokes after I posted that link?

All neutral questions, I don't meand to offend you. They're just my point of view and response to your question.
  • + 2
 Ok, but I don't want to see something like that under a mountain bike picture! I think, for links like that you should post them in other forums!
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 as for non bike related jokes, we agree Smile Sorry if I shocked you, thought people were aware of this kind of things happening.
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 Hawuooooo
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 really? meh ill tell one, why cant you fool an aborted baby? because it wasn't born yesterday
  • + 9
 I've got a joke... Why did the 8 year old boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus......
  • + 3
 a man walks into a bar...hes an alcoholic and hes destroying his family.
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 This is an awesome pic man, definite POD. The resemblance to my local DJ is uncanny........from the large bank on the side to the type and look of the dirt with the greenery growing on it. I know it all too well now that last Sunday I stacked hard, winding up with an overnight stay at the hospital with four broken ribs, separated shoulder and a puncture of the exterior lining of the lung. Bitter?........yes, gonna be off the bike for a loooooooooong time. Looking for a little PB sympathy?.............maybe, I've got nowhere else to turn, haha.

Sorry to be venting on a POD but like I said it really does look so much like the one that took me out.......and the only reason I am up at 2:25 am is because I woke up in pain, needing killers........reminding me once again.
  • + 5
 so poetic. sounds like you are lucky to be alive.
  • + 3
 get better soon
  • + 4
 This sounds like somthing my girlfriend would say
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 Get well soon dude. Been down the broken ribs road, not fun. Pain killers ahoy!
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 Just want to say get well soon and I give you HUGE props for being in the hospital with an injury at 34. YOU ROCK!
  • + 9
 Picture of the night.
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 Did.. he jump, and someone threw that bike up to him?

because that's what i'm going with, because i wish i had the balls to do that Frown
  • + 6
 no we didn't
  • + 7
 he's checking if his headtube badge is still on.
  • + 5
 POY 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • + 17
 too soon.
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 so cool! and yeah really soon for that affirmation...
  • + 1
 its POY so far
  • + 5
 Now this is a good fucking photo.
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 LOL @ all the jokes bar the stupid gay joke (pun intended). Made my morning.
  • + 3
 Makes ya wanna HOOWWWWWLLLLLL at the Moon
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 you guys who are wanting jokes, you do realise that this is the same internet that they keep Sickipedia on right?
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 Awesome lighting. How many PODs is that for Christoph now, awesome work.
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 Siiick!
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 sick trick!!! Smile great composition also!
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 Wheels and moon make three. Classic.
  • + 1
 Laue this is so many pods from this guy
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 does this remind you of a walnut?
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 Nice pic, there's always some wanker on here chatting shit though
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 Oi, robbie briers, your a fuckin faggot.
  • + 1
 very good photo, pilot style.
  • + 1
 aspeqrri qertjuq merikrte pqeri co
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 How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.
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 fucking radical pic man keep it up dude
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 Loving the lighting and the moon
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 were is the lightning
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 Delicious.
  • + 1
 junge!
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 so sick
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 ye blood
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 sickkk
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 I'm a little teapot.
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 nice.
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 legit!!!!!
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 NICE!!!!
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 its my birthday, can i have most props on pod for the day please?
  • + 1
 this has to get pod
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flag jamesxciv (Jan 12, 2012 at 9:44) (Below Threshold)
 Why?
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 Cause
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 Cause what?
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 Guess I'll never know...
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 zesty
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 Wie is es, in Stuttgart zu fahrn?
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