Photo Report: Getting Weird at The 2023 Bham Alleycat

Nov 4, 2023
by Lacy Kemp  

Photo // Sydney Papritz

Words: Lacy Kemp

Every year on the Saturday prior to Halloween, Bellingham transcends from a bike town to freak show, and, I mean that in the best way possible. The ghouls, zombies, wild animals and trolls on tandems take over downtown and Galbraith Mountain in a frenzy of madness. It's Alleycat time!

If you're new to Alleycats, the short version is: it's a race with checkpoints, but there's usually no set course. Our version of an Alleycat race is essentially a scavenger hunt that takes you all over the riding haven of Galbraith Mountain and all through the town of Bellingham. You can choose one bike to ride for the day and teams can be up to four people. Costumes are required or you don't get to compete. Points are assigned to tasks listed on an extensive manifest. Teams have four hours to score as many points as possible. The manifest is written in a way so that it's impossible to do everything, so strategy is critical. Will teams focus their efforts primarily in town or on the mountain or will it be a mix of both?

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Nearly 200 riders showed up to Kulshan Brewery to race the annual Halloween Alleycat. The manifest was full of weird tasks, trick or treat stops, and an option to jump in a very cold Pacific Ocean.

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Sam Larson won best costume and Mike Kazimer won our hearts.

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Tasks on the manifest included a proper beer run, where riders had to tape a full, open beer to their bikes and the team with the most beer at the bottom received extra points. Riders also had to partake in a mini CX race at the Evil Bikes HQ, make leftover parts medallions at Tim's Bike Shop, swap bikes with a teammate and ride one of our favorite trails, post photos of adoptable dogs that came out to cheer us on, and blow a wad of slime across a bench.

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Dave Trumpore and Clayton Wangbichler inspect (and ingest) their cans after the Beer Run at the Transition Outpost.

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That's one way to stay hydrated...

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The Zombie Bridesmaids weren't eligible to win, since they help set the course, but that didn't stop them from checking things off the manifest and looking pretty rough in the process.


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The DEA showed up to try to regulate, but it turns out those dudes party harder than everyone else.

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The creativity was not lacking, and neither was the courage. Jackson Dove and Sam Larson opted to run the entire race on this old Ellsworth Tandem. They hit some of the more technical sections of the race and somehow managed to mostly keep it upright.

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In the end, last year's champs from Transition Outpost couldn't quite hang with the winning team of Jaime Friedrich, Dan Pearl, Jann Eberharter, and Shelly Cousins. The Running of the Bulls took the title, and the $400 cash prize by 1 point.

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3/4 of our championship team!

If you're looking for a rowdy time on bikes with your pals, be sure to come on up to Bellingham at the end next October. The party keeps getting bigger and bigger and there's really nothing quite like running into a bunch of your friends dressed in wild costumes all over town all day long. It's a perfect blend of silliness and competition. But, don't take my word for it. Check out the day's recap from Tanya Zarling and her team, Barbie and Some *Duckers*. (Seriously, check it out. It has a squirrel flipping onto an airbag and into the ocean.)

Huge thanks to everyone who helped set up and tear down the course, manage the stops, and keep the stoke high all day long.

Big thanks also to Sydney Papritz for snapping the best of the above photos. Hire her for your event needs!

Last but not least, thanks to all the racers! Can't wait to do it all again next year!

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21 Comments
  • 18 2
 I love our weird ass bike community so much! I wish I could have attended! HUGE props to Lacy and everyone else who helped put this together.
  • 9 2
 Yeah buddy, you were missed... Great little MTB community we have here
  • 13 3
 At first glance of the headline, I was thinking this was going to be an article about Alleycat bike shop in Bellingham. Hands down my favorite shop in Bellingham for mechanic service
  • 3 0
 Same here, Duke is the man!
  • 3 1
 If I encountered that Ellsworth tandem in the wild I'm not sure if I'd kill it with fire or salute it... Anyways, nice work Lacy, I'll hop on the ferry next year and be back in bham for this. This looks absolutely rad.
  • 4 1
 The dumb Ellsworth is amazing. Resume includes Grand Fondo Winthrop, Echo 30 x 2, and Capital Forest 50. Alleycat was icing on the cake.
  • 4 3
 The pic outside the brewery, people really putting the claims of Srams transmission to the test! Looks like a great time, the people at Transition Outpost, and Transition in general are great people.
  • 1 1
 Edit: I'm really transition is doing well btw. Those guys earned it.
  • 6 2
 Drug enthusiast administration
  • 5 2
 So much fun, best community ever. Thank you Lacy & team!!!!!
  • 5 1
 Getting weird rules.
  • 3 2
 As asked in the 1974 song by yacht-rockers Ace, “how long has this been going on?”
  • 4 2
 I love our community. Thank you Lacy and team for organizing Smile
  • 5 2
 Respectful!
  • 1 0
 Bummed to have missed our little stop this year! Good job, Lace and team!
  • 3 2
 This looks amazing.
  • 2 2
 Noted, will be there next year.
  • 1 1
 This is awesome. Truly wish there was more of this ..
  • 1 1
 Who let the dogs out?! Lacy did, that's who.
  • 1 1
 So bummed to miss this!







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