If Your Mountain Bike Could Talk - Video

Nov 24, 2015
by Pinkbike Staff  


If you have ever wondered what your bike would say to you if it could talk, then you are going to love this hilarious new video from the guys at NSMB.

bigquotesThat guy's a Joey, he had me locked out the whole time! - Your Bike


MENTIONS: @mattdennison




62 Comments

  • + 99
 "Ahhh damnit, this guy cases everything!!"
  • + 2
 Must be my bike!
  • + 56
 I think of my bike as a single entity and yes it talk to it. Its only when it talks back that I get worried.
  • + 48
 I hope my bike doesn't call me a Joey behind my back...
  • + 2
 Haha damn Joeys.. XD
  • + 48
 Im gonna do some foreplay before i tighten my headset from now on
  • + 7
 Haha dude that part had me dying
  • + 32
 Should have added Avid brakes with a gobbling turkey voice over.
  • + 24
 You wouldn't have to add a voice over...
  • + 1
 Yup, they sing in the most beautiful voices... Wink
  • + 28
 My bike communicates with me via creaking sound. It was quiet when we first know each other. Then it started to creak after we spent lots of time together.
  • + 28
 Mine would say I want a divorce, I need a more talented partner
  • + 33
 My bike would say: "Quit looking at all those younger bikes you unfaithful bastard!!!"
  • + 15
 My Commencal would have an outrageous french accent.
  • + 12
 "Commitment iz ze most imporrtant parrt ov montenbaikingg"
  • + 1
 @fabdemaere hahaha such accurate pronunciation "montenbaiking"
  • + 12
 Be careful....over lubing leads to pre-derailment
  • + 11
 premature derailment that is
  • + 11
 oh man this is gunu be a long winter
  • + 10
 I've never been so turned on by a stem before...
  • + 9
 Usually, when I do not ride my bike often enough, it does throw me over the bars to let me know how it feels.
  • + 5
 Love Matt Dennison and the IFHT crew on NSMTB. This one is not as good as the now-classic I'm Faster Than You, How to be a Mt. Biker, I only Ride Park, My Girlfriend is a Mt. Biker, How to be an American and a dozen other classics, but I love that they keep cranking out self-mocking videos that poke fun at all of us!
  • + 2
 Less yappin and more brappin
  • + 8
 I'm glad mine doesn't talk..
  • + 2
 But it can fly.
  • + 5
 get off me you fat w**nker
  • + 4
 If bikes could talk, would they tell us?
  • + 3
 My bike would say: "why you sold me? we loved each other" all because of the debts ;_;
  • + 1
 That's hard!
  • + 3
 If his pin hurt from that, they would be dead after my ride #hitrocks
  • + 2
 "change my rear rim finally, it may break anytime and you ride it for 3 years like nothing happens"
  • + 2
 Mine would be like "Hello jerk face, need bushings, fork oil and please euthanize those Avid Juicy Fives you cruel bastard.
  • + 2
 The 'pop' of the seat off the guy's ass in the first scene had me in stitches
  • + 2
 NSMB best lol videos on pb
  • + 2
 OOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT HURT!!!!
  • + 2
 Rocks... rocks, rocks, ROCKS ROCKS ROCKS TREE OOOF OW MOTHERF...
  • + 2
 fucking awesome, the case was the best bit
  • + 2
 Now i think, normal stem is way nasty than the direct mount.
  • + 1
 Much more enjoyable than I expected, good imagination.
  • + 2
 hahaha hilarious!
  • + 1
 Great to come home and see this after a long day. A mug needed laugh!
  • + 1
 I feel like my toxin would tell me "I'm only entry-level you azz!"
  • + 1
 "Get off me you fat fu*k"
  • + 1
 NSMB does it again! Such an awesome video tup
  • + 1
 I feel kind of sorry for that seat... ;(
  • + 1
 #lollol that was funny!
  • + 1
 I'm pretty sure my bike would swear at me, violently...
  • + 2
 fun it was cool
  • + 2
 Feed me of loam bitch!
  • + 2
 xtr brit lady wins !!!
  • + 1
 Hhahaha that was hilarious ...so funny...so true!
  • + 1
 If my bmx could talk: this guy keeps grinding on me
  • + 1
 Top notch video! Funny shit! Thanks for the laugh.
  • + 1
 if your road bike could talk
  • + 0
 The lube part was kind of disturbing...
  • + 7
 oooooh yeah
  • + 1
 Please lube me
  • + 1
 I love this video
  • + 1
 i case too much
  • + 1
 "Ow, you bar-steward!"

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