If Your Mountain Bike Could Talk - Video

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DuthieRider123 (Nov 25, 2015 at 8:47)

"Ahhh damnit, this guy cases everything!!"

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Vanguard (Nov 26, 2015 at 9:32)

Must be my bike!

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cthorpe (Nov 25, 2015 at 7:40)

I think of my bike as a single entity and yes it talk to it. Its only when it talks back that I get worried.

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bikoholic (Nov 25, 2015 at 7:43)

Im gonna do some foreplay before i tighten my headset from now on

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iridekona09 (Nov 25, 2015 at 9:33)

Haha dude that part had me dying

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lylerides (Nov 25, 2015 at 8:11)

I hope my bike doesn't call me a Joey behind my back...

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Gfromars (Nov 25, 2015 at 8:54)

Haha damn Joeys.. XD

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dfellb (Nov 25, 2015 at 9:19)

Should have added Avid brakes with a gobbling turkey voice over.

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younghoffy (Nov 25, 2015 at 13:23)

You wouldn't have to add a voice over...

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MrEtnie (Nov 29, 2015 at 15:05)

Yup, they sing in the most beautiful voices...

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chyu (Nov 25, 2015 at 8:25)

My bike communicates with me via creaking sound. It was quiet when we first know each other. Then it started to creak after we spent lots of time together.

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bellamyk (Nov 25, 2015 at 8:38)

Mine would say I want a divorce, I need a more talented partner

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jaydubmah (Nov 25, 2015 at 14:14)

My bike would say: "Quit looking at all those younger bikes you unfaithful bastard!!!"

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masonstevens (Nov 25, 2015 at 16:25)

My Commencal would have an outrageous french accent.

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fabdemaere (Nov 26, 2015 at 21:13)

"Commitment iz ze most imporrtant parrt ov montenbaikingg"

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thepwnstar39 (Jan 5, 2016 at 11:47)

@fabdemaere hahaha such accurate pronunciation "montenbaiking"

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bilsmy (Nov 25, 2015 at 7:44)

Be careful....over lubing leads to pre-derailment

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bilsmy (Nov 25, 2015 at 7:48)

premature derailment that is

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trumbullhucker55 (Nov 25, 2015 at 7:54)

oh man this is gunu be a long winter

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NotDannyHart (Nov 25, 2015 at 8:23)

I've never been so turned on by a stem before...

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Barkit (Nov 25, 2015 at 8:49)

Usually, when I do not ride my bike often enough, it does throw me over the bars to let me know how it feels.

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herzalot (Nov 25, 2015 at 20:43)

Love Matt Dennison and the IFHT crew on NSMTB. This one is not as good as the now-classic I'm Faster Than You, How to be a Mt. Biker, I only Ride Park, My Girlfriend is a Mt. Biker, How to be an American and a dozen other classics, but I love that they keep cranking out self-mocking videos that poke fun at all of us!

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nutsnwhls (Nov 28, 2015 at 18:46)

Less yappin and more brappin

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remymetailler (Nov 26, 2015 at 0:20)

I'm glad mine doesn't talk..

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SithBike (Nov 26, 2015 at 20:43)

But it can fly.

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topsedit (Nov 25, 2015 at 7:41)

get off me you fat w**nker

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vonmartens (Nov 25, 2015 at 19:05)

My bike would say: "why you sold me? we loved each other" all because of the debts ;_;

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Vanguard (Nov 26, 2015 at 9:34)

That's hard!

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stumpymidget (Nov 25, 2015 at 8:06)

If bikes could talk, would they tell us?

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darren853 (Nov 25, 2015 at 8:14)

"change my rear rim finally, it may break anytime and you ride it for 3 years like nothing happens"

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snappedspokes (Nov 25, 2015 at 8:42)

The 'pop' of the seat off the guy's ass in the first scene had me in stitches

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541freeryde (Nov 25, 2015 at 9:04)

If his pin hurt from that, they would be dead after my ride #hitrocks

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shredwhatevs (Nov 26, 2015 at 7:54)

Mine would be like "Hello jerk face, need bushings, fork oil and please euthanize those Avid Juicy Fives you cruel bastard.

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netracer-enduro (Nov 25, 2015 at 7:26)

OOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT HURT!!!!

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Fix-the-Spade (Nov 25, 2015 at 7:43)

Rocks... rocks, rocks, ROCKS ROCKS ROCKS TREE OOOF OW MOTHERF...

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SztAmaas (Nov 25, 2015 at 8:42)

Now i think, normal stem is way nasty than the direct mount.

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Fyrish45 (Nov 25, 2015 at 9:49)

fucking awesome, the case was the best bit

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RedBurn (Nov 25, 2015 at 12:33)

NSMB best lol videos on pb

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Dude1005 (Nov 25, 2015 at 17:14)

If my bmx could talk: this guy keeps grinding on me

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NestorCarrasco (Nov 25, 2015 at 7:47)

hahaha hilarious!

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Gfromars (Nov 25, 2015 at 8:52)

Feed me of loam bitch!

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Bdusty1 (Nov 25, 2015 at 9:23)

Hhahaha that was hilarious ...so funny...so true!

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Lagr1980 (Nov 25, 2015 at 9:38)

xtr brit lady wins !!!

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lenmerderdenfer (Nov 25, 2015 at 11:52)

Top notch video! Funny shit! Thanks for the laugh.

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socalstokie (Nov 25, 2015 at 18:58)

if your road bike could talk

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kaedin (Nov 25, 2015 at 19:05)

fun it was cool

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xjonnyx (Nov 25, 2015 at 19:27)

Great to come home and see this after a long day. A mug needed laugh!

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Kramz (Nov 25, 2015 at 20:47)

Much more enjoyable than I expected, good imagination.

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freeridermtb (Nov 25, 2015 at 23:46)

I feel like my toxin would tell me "I'm only entry-level you azz!"

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Milko3D (Nov 26, 2015 at 0:57)

I'm pretty sure my bike would swear at me, violently...

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Ronworth (Nov 26, 2015 at 1:45)

"Get off me you fat fu*k"

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alonso-dh8 (Nov 27, 2015 at 11:41)

#lol

that was funny!

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sashamtbrider (Nov 29, 2015 at 10:03)

I feel kind of sorry for that seat... ;(

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beeboo (Nov 29, 2015 at 20:29)

NSMB does it again! Such an awesome video

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sessrider (Nov 25, 2015 at 10:01)

"Ow, you bar-steward!"

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tannerdemara (Nov 25, 2015 at 15:37)

@DEB7

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Xolorr (Nov 25, 2015 at 7:30)

The lube part was kind of disturbing...

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Flo-W (Nov 25, 2015 at 10:06)

oooooh yeah

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jonokonko (Nov 25, 2015 at 7:33)

Please lube me

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snicholas11 (Nov 25, 2015 at 13:12)

@seabass98110

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socalstokie (Nov 25, 2015 at 18:54)

I love this video

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Wadespeed (Nov 26, 2015 at 0:09)

i case too much