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Face plants in rock gardens with a cross country helmet are slightly unnerving. After smashing his face on the rock, he got up an kept going like it was nothing. He is assuredly feeling it tonight.
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Face plants in rock gardens with a cross country helmet are slightly unnerving. After smashing his face on the rock, he got up and kept going like it was nothing. He is assuredly feeling it tonight. 2014
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  • 2124
 I thought 29ers rolled over everything?
  • 575
 not in russia...
  • 1312
 In mother Russia, 29er roll over you
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flag RobbyBriers (Jun 22, 2014 at 5:17) (Below Threshold)
 "We got some dumbass motherf*ckers floating around this country." -George Carlin, American.

See, when I used to buy caps 10 years ago, the label said "One size fits all". Which to me meant "This cap is only available in one size." A couple of years later, that same label said "One size fits most". Why? Because some nitpicker said "But it doesn't fit my child's head...". He was right, though maybe he should have bought a child cap.

The same thing is going on here: "29ers roll over everything". No they do not, obviously. My advice is: Try riding over a 2 meter high concrecte wall. Try it. Film the whole thing, and then come back and say "I thought 29ers rolled over everything".

"Dumbass motherf*ckers"...
  • 1182
 Somebody has a bad case of tight under wear.
  • 170
 BUTTHUUUUTR!
  • 333
 After this 40 foot huck to flat the rider came un-glued and went for a tumble into the next rock garden. Lucky for him the protective spandex absorbed all the impact's. These 29erds are wild and crazy guys.
  • 251
 It was actually a 27.5 bike, but as we know they never crash, or even think about crashing, if fact I am hiding in my closet because the wheel size police will kill me for even mentioning 27.5 and crash in the same sentence, ARGH
  • 140
 Ultimate planking!
  • 141
 oh look a penny!
  • 80
 I usually just use the back of my glove to wipe my nose.
  • 23
 he is not Russian Wink
  • 12
 I have a 29er and it rolls easier over stuff, but you become a rocket scientist when you need precision :/
  • 20
 Oh shit moment!
  • 773
 Sorry, KOM's can't be found under rocks
  • 93
 props given. X10
  • 311
 "straight testin my skills on all the black diamonds"
  • 112
 hahaha! Joey…..
  • 72
 For hummericans everywhere in Europe is Russia...even if it is described as "nove mesto-czech republic" god bless rockefellers for educational system... now neg prop me!
  • 260
 Maybe he thought it was a triathlon and he was about to swim though the rock garden
  • 20
 I find this very funny.
  • 12
 Thanks for telling us!
  • 180
 "Should've took the wooden bridge line"
  • 20
 I am asking the same question.....the wooden bridge line
  • 215
 29ers, xc, lycra. lol
  • 140
 If i can just park my face,............ right here..
  • 151
 At least he unclipped
  • 157
 Xc racers are some the toughest people around...
  • 149
 so by that you mean theyre the ones that knowingly take rocks to the face becasue they don't ride with proper protection? around here we call that stupidity Razz
  • 63
 No, you're right. Its still stupidity here too
  • 80
 Manitou 'keep it smooth' advert below it haha
  • 60
 The embarrassing thing is, that's the B-line (easier but slower) that they've managed to do that on...
  • 50
 I really needed a defoliating treatment on my skin. It has been feeling too rough ugh all this stress from my crazy racing schedule.
  • 70
 what kind of shitty energy drink did that guy have
  • 30
 That's funny $h!t right there..
  • 82
 I don't think lycra is aero on the ground.
  • 50
 I'm glad he got up and kept going. You would never see that in Soccer.
  • 40
 "Whoa, that section was dangerous! I'd better stay here and be a human ladder for the guys behind me."
  • 50
 its okay im just tired!
  • 41
 The description should have said "oooo look a penny"
  • 22
 Have those tight pants got a fitted 'padded ass' feature or is he wearing an incontinence pad? either way, mtn bikes and lycra scare the shit out of me.... stupidity or not, he gets a sprinkling of respect from me !!
  • 31
 First he loses his cape then runs over some Kryptonite, bad day for Super29'rman.
  • 30
 "I just want to be a rock."
  • 30
 Ultimate face palm!
  • 86
 Looks like he fell in the cock garden.
  • 20
 that there rear wheel is about to slam that poor dudes taint. Ouch!!!
  • 20
 Rider was just looking at the ants...never those kind before
  • 20
 "Am tired, just gona take a quick nap"
  • 20
 Ooops.....
  • 1113
 You all are a bunch of douches. If this was dh'er or dirt jumper the comments would be completely different. What happen to just ride your bike?
But if it's xc racer on a 29er you bash him.
  • 84
 It's called sarcasm
  • 32
 Butthurt
  • 32
 No
  • 21
 give him a brake , oh I think he now has one (or two)
  • 21
 Ohh sweet rocks tell me your secrets
  • 10
 Um... Should've took the wood on their right....
  • 10
 Gotta keep them hands up...!
  • 10
 Ahhhhhhhh this is a nice spot to fall asleep at
  • 10
 there is a rock garden in that picture?
  • 10
 ...and the crowd goes wild.
  • 10
 Tried to ride enduro specific spokes on an XC track. Rookie mistake..
  • 10
 lets take a nap right here...
  • 10
 Just on time (Y)
  • 10
 If in doubt, flat out!
  • 10
 Got vodka?
  • 10
 Dentist !!!
  • 10
 Rock!
  • 10
 I can't stop looking...
  • 10
 too much highseat
  • 10
 Napp time
  • 13
 Funny cause its XC Wink
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