Scooters are Dumb

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Scooters are Dumb

This was done for fun just to show how easy scooters are. We rode scooters for about a week or two before getting this good. Boom!

227 Comments

  • + 287
 I fucking hate scooters
  • + 138
 There not Scooters there Fag sticks is what my dad calls then haha
  • + 90
 Scooters are a waste of raw material!

PS i like what he did at 2:50 Wink
  • + 53
 You just know all this steeze comes from riding bikes like a man
  • + 54
 scooters are cool.. if your 6..
  • + 60
 2:57 Scooter kid getting cut off by a scooter... YES!!!
  • + 41
 I like turtles.
  • + 15
 scooters are just pricks on sticks
  • + 14
 i like that trick at 2.49...
  • + 3
 Learn those tricks on your bikes!
  • + 13
 Funniest video I've seen in a while. Still better than soccer though..
  • - 51
flag Thebossman (May 23, 2012 at 16:51) (Below Threshold)
 for a ''scooters are gay'' video there pretty good at scootering and that one kid has a nice scooter
  • + 21
 I have no beef with people who ride scooters, and know what they are doing. The ones who don't crowd in the most retarded places. It's the little kids who piss everyone off.
  • + 1
 my bad
  • - 30
flag Wipeout1996 (Jun 30, 2012 at 14:24) (Below Threshold)
 its okay.... i ride scooters too i feel your pain guys...
  • + 32
 shut yo bitch ass
  • + 35
 ya i used to ride a scooter. then i turned 4
  • + 9
 Its the scooter kids who think they are top shit that get me pissed
  • + 1
 I forgot to mention those ones.
  • - 23
flag foggeloggliod (Aug 4, 2012 at 14:46) (Below Threshold)
 yolo
  • - 34
flag Rider-of-many-bikes (Aug 9, 2012 at 19:30) (Below Threshold)
 Scooters are rad, you all just can’t ride them so your mad.

Wow, I just rhymed that, sweeeet.
  • + 37
 Typical scooter queer ^^^
  • + 4
 Typical southern Californian queer ^^^
  • + 48
 Typical 13 year olds arguing ^^^
  • - 27
flag brandoncoughlin (Aug 9, 2012 at 20:21) (Below Threshold)
 Typical test tube baby ^^
  • + 20
 Typical retard ^^^ because no one know what you mean by that.
  • - 19
flag happymarmite (Aug 9, 2012 at 20:38) (Below Threshold)
 i'm stayig out of this
  • + 28
 you weren't involved in it, but by commenting, you are now. Thanks.
  • - 21
flag brandoncoughlin (Aug 9, 2012 at 21:52) (Below Threshold)
 you arent intelligent enough to know you were born from a test tube?
  • + 18
 you're absolutely retarded.
  • - 7
flag foggeloggliod (Aug 10, 2012 at 0:09) (Below Threshold)
 i might be a little retarded too because I have no idea what he's talking about.
  • + 4
 haha i used to scooter alot when i was younger, i still hav it and ever since ive been biking. when i go back to scoot around for kicks and to own and pwn its sooooooo much easier to shred hard when you have bike experience its amazing how easy it really is!
  • + 1
 ripin-norco by test tube baby he mean's your parents are gay so they had to have a test tube baby
  • - 2
 If in fact my parents were homosexual, I would probably take offence to that.
  • - 6
flag mzk1997 (Sep 28, 2012 at 15:31) (Below Threshold)
 ^no.
  • + 5
 that doesn't even make sense. If you're going to try and insult or annoy me, at least do it in a manner that I can understand.
  • - 31
flag iBikeERday (Oct 13, 2012 at 20:16) (Below Threshold)
 Are you guys kidding me scootering is so steeze biking is the ridiculously gay sport here... fucking biker faggots
  • + 10
 dude, think about yur username, how yur on pinkibike fighting for scooters, think about how annoying they are in the park so often as they're like 6 year old rolling around waiting for you to hit them, think about what yur saying. its so absurd condsidering your on a bikers website. man, are you high?
  • - 11
flag rippin-norco (Oct 14, 2012 at 0:46) (Below Threshold)
 FreerideHero9, so you're name is a misnomer? You only ride in parks and make fun of six year olds? He's a troll and I stand up for what I find is right. Get out of here with your bullshit.
  • + 3
 nope^
  • + 7
 you guys are hilarious
  • + 4
 This thread just won't die
  • + 4
 please stop talking. your filling my dash
  • + 3
 i had the first comment bitch
  • + 1
 =====8
8=D
  • + 6
 Graham, you seem like quite the intelligent individual.
  • + 2
 You must be one of them 'bossman'
  • + 0
 hahahhahahahahahaha keep the thread alive!!!!!!!!!!!!! this argument is the best ones i think ive ever seen....and ive seen ALOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • - 2
 oh shut the fuck up and let it die.
  • + 0
 Thanks your wicked nice now aren't you! I wanted to see more of what you had to say but ok never mind thanks for that bitter reply I just won't comment anymore if you don't.
Deal?
pm me instead of comment reply
  • + 2
 I don't make deals with random strangers on the internet, you could be some creepy 40 year old who wants to touch my butt. Also i'm not a very nice person, especially to random 40 year olds who want to touch me inappropriately.
  • - 1
 Hahaha I'm 15 look at my picture I have no other way to prove it to you and I'm in Georgia on the exact opposite side of the continent from you! I'm also not gay... So sorry not butt grabbing or touching.... But yeah.
  • + 1
 I'm not sure what you're trying to accomplish by commenting things like that.
  • + 1
 I was just explaining I wasn't a rapist.
  • + 1
 Now let the freaking thread die you turd
  • - 1
 "I wasn't a rapist." but you are now?

"you turd" that's a rapey statement.
  • + 1
 I'm sorry I wrote that comment in the past tense instead of the present..... Language arts isn't my best area of school. I am not a rapist, and never will be raping people won't help me in life, so I won't ever rape, steal, kill or anything along those lines.... Ever.

Also I was and still am attempting to not cuss at you, in order to remain friendly and hospitable towards you; that's why I called you a turd. I hope to be able to talk not have to argue and we can not talk I don't care I do agree I worded the message after you told me to "shut the f up" very very wrong and it did sound extremely rapist like my apologies!
  • + 3
 Why are you doing this? You don't have to prove a point to someone you are probably never gonna meet. Who cares if he thinks your a rapist? Just let it be and drop it. Plus all these arguments are getting really annoyning showing up on my dash every two seconds.
  • + 0
 Ok dude I'm totally fine with that this rippin Norco kid is just being stupid I don't get it and no I was just saying I thought the arguments were funny and apparently I attacked him somehow but yeah I'm done talking to him my apologies for filling your dash!
  • + 1
 It's funny because they are professional freestyle bikers.
  • + 0
 Good lord... I think the average age of the kids posting on this vid is around 16... no joke. I guess that doesn't surprise me because scooters are for children after all. The guys who made this vid- well done, haha. It's a pathetic excuse for a sport if you can that get good at it in two weeks... although I don't think I could pull that off.
  • + 119
 When shit just randomly exploded in the intro, I laughed for days.
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flag musclemilk (May 3, 2012 at 15:27) (Below Threshold)
 Me to haha was fucking hilarious lol.
  • + 48
 i didnt laugh as much as i would because of your comment... still funny though
  • + 30
 I read this comment before looking at the video and I was expecting an actual pile of shit to fill my screens.
  • - 19
flag cromobiggy14 (May 24, 2012 at 20:33) (Below Threshold)
 Haha 69 favs!
  • - 6
flag nouser (Jun 22, 2012 at 17:56) (Below Threshold)
 on a scale of 100 how imiture are you... 69 ^
  • + 22
 and where do you think you are on that scale?
  • + 37
 It was obviously for fun to show how easy scooters are! Hope you enjoyed it!
  • + 2
 How long did it take you guys to do all that? haha
  • + 3
 yea it was the blatent irony that people are too.... to understant dudes are pretty dirty for doing all that on a 3 lb of metal.
  • + 3
 @crypkilla this is f*cking awesome hahaha!!
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flag guancho-libre (May 11, 2012 at 18:38) (Below Threshold)
 2 weeks and your not even good, I didn't see anything the 12 year old kid at our local park can't hit first try. No flips either?
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flag duartep (May 12, 2012 at 5:23) (Below Threshold)
 Why don´t you admit that you actually enjoyed it??? Scooters arent gay, they are fun! Who cares about what other people think?
  • + 9
 I honestly don't get the point of scooters , it's so easy to ride , you would never feel any sense of accomplishment when you land a new trick
  • + 2
 "gravityhelps" that would be a pretty light scooter
  • + 25
 the filming was actually really good, could of been a vod if they were on bikes
  • + 20
 That awkward moment when your scooter edit blows up bigger than your season ender.... Here's some proof I can ride a bike too. vimeo.com/33088336
  • + 2
 Haha that's pretty hilarious! Nice bike edit though.
  • + 16
 Scooters a shit
  • + 7
 I think you guys like scooters. Plain and simple. No one is going to go through this much trouble to make a quality (and lengthy) edit about riding them. I think that you are just embarrassed for some reason, but still wanted to show off what you know, so you covered it up by calling it g@y and writing a false description.
  • + 3
 Ha ha ha ha true true, just come out the closet guys!!
  • + 5
 the kid with the white head band has a $400 scooter.... they definitely rode them for more than a few weeks.
  • + 8
 don't ask why i know that...
  • + 9
 hahaha rhe funny part about this video is dj and kyle filmed this as a joke! stop freaking out! they shred so hard on 26 so enough with the asshole coments!
  • + 10
 Forgot to mention how easy they are..
  • + 8
 damn, i just watched the whole thing just cos i hoped they ride bikes at the end?
  • + 6
 Haha random explosion that was great Big Grin
  • + 5
 i feel sorry for those poor pieces of metal wishing to be turned into bike but ending up as scooters. :'(
  • + 6
 when he threw it miles over the fence at the end, haha!
  • + 4
 the filming was really well done, but we are talking scooters here, and that damn song is so overused...
  • + 5
 They are gay, but your f*cking awesome at riding them :L
  • + 4
 The sound of metal when crashing is awesome! Great edit, great riding, but scooters are still gay!
  • + 2
 Wow. Hard to believe I was the 8th view on this. This has gone huge for good reason. Well made, epic and fucking hilarious. And the description is better now! Well done!
  • + 1
 Sick edit but thats what makes scooters fun is cause it takes like a month to get double whip 3's on flat (which bmxers could only dream of) and you never eat shit that hard so you can still dj or bmx while scootering
  • + 4
 Excellent video and editing!!!!
  • + 1
 yes scooters suck but that was a badass video that made scooters cool for 3 and a half minutes. theres a kid at my local park who's 11 and he does double whips and whips everything at the park
  • + 4
 scooters are gay and so are the people riding them
  • - 2
 f*ck U ^
  • + 1
 Scooters are stupid lol
  • + 3
 As awesome as that edit was (props for random explosion BTW) I fail to be impressed by scooters.

It's just... gay.
  • + 2
 yeah scooters are easy if you do a cuple barspin's and some tailwhips but if you do a frontflip taiwhip in a wallmart miini ramp is not that easy
  • + 1
 haha just saw this, fokin hilarious. I can't help but picturing this song with it. Would make it so much more Gaycool www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM72iWami9M&feature=autoplay&list=WLB45385DC1D29BBCF&playnext=3
  • + 3
 they're right... ripsticks are where it's fucking at!! scooters are so gay
  • + 1
 these scooter kids at the local skatepark are just a*sholes they are always like "get out the way im gonna barspin the box" n im on my BMX just riding street way out, there just knobs
  • + 1
 this is just a case of the family guy quote ; " Hey! lets go make the nerds pull their pants down ad show us their junk and say how gay it is"...
  • + 1
 i dont get why kids put $900 of there parents money into two sticks. thats enough for a sick bmx bike or nice dj and a set of balls
  • + 2
 great crashes, really good filming/editing.. now to bikes and skating instead of scooters Smile
  • + 2
 and why would you bolt ur razor deck and buy 45 dollar metal cores if you dont care about scooters?
  • + 3
 Sweet dudes we should scooter sometime.Big Grin
  • + 2
 thats so gay and sick at the same time my bro branden bean is way batter then u dumb ass just saying
  • + 3
 one food manuals are gay..
  • + 1
 k why would he buy a Mgp if he's trying to promote that scooters are gay
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  • + 1
 Really good video to be honest great filming and editing. I used to ride scooters when I sold my bike but back on a 20 now Big Grin
  • + 2
 Now i want to see a scooterer try to bmx
  • + 2
 this guy is a professional scooter rider- ryan williams
www.pinkbike.com/video/262933
  • + 1
 ^thats not the right Ryan Williams, this is: www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWf7yPyCJ7Y
  • + 1
 Homophobia. Scooterphobia. Trollmania. And this isn't really good riding. Cheers, guys. Big Grin
  • + 1
 It's not the people who can ride scooters that are gay. It's just the ones that think that they can!
  • + 0
 no offence but u guys probly already have done those tricks on bikes AND u need a pro scooter not a cheap razor scooter cz there is a difference
  • + 1
 bullshit becuase ur scooter wouldnt look like that and not everyone has a great skatepark like yours.
  • + 1
 Lol that's down the block from my house.. There's some good riders that are doing some cool shit.
  • + 2
 Filming and editing was really good on this. Props to the guy who did it.
  • + 1
 that girl at 1.59 looks so unimpressed but who can blame her scooters are gay
  • + 2
 If there gay why did you put effort in to ride
  • + 1
 peaple that ride scooters and skateboards and think there the best and call bikeing gay piss me off
  • + 1
 Why did they post this video on Pinkbike, did they not get the point with a bike site..
  • + 1
 that kid a 2:58...... failure!
  • + 1
 first question u where at woodward and u used a scooter.... ha gayyyyyyyy
  • + 1
 Prick sticks who cut you off
  • + 1
 looks like you guys were havin hella fun
  • + 1
 My sister has that phone...
  • + 1
 Your just proving that shooters are awesome
  • + 1
 scooters are a piece of dick
  • + 1
 The best ending would be if you destroyed the scooter completely
  • + 1
 Wtf are scooter kids doing on pinkBIKE anyway ?
  • + 1
 that feeling when comments are funnier than video)
  • + 1
 i like when he cuts the little kid off and makes him fall
  • + 2
 Wipe out at 3:32
  • + 1
 Why didn't they smash and burn their scooters at the end
  • + 1
 funny ass video though. its so true
  • + 1
 this is sad. they never grew up from 4 yr olds
  • + 1
 in the intro rosencrans looks like a pokemon trainer
  • + 1
 all the scooter fags are going to hell
  • + 1
 i know they should
  • + 1
 Oh no i fell from 2inches above the ground someone call 911
  • + 1
 Do you think speed skating and aggrressive skating are gay?
  • + 1
 The title even proves that scooters are gay and the video Big Grin
  • + 1
 the trick at 2:50 was sick and you wouldn't of had that problem with a bmx
  • + 1
 i laugh because of the armour, cove shirt , and 5 ten shoes
  • + 1
 Song is sail by awalnation
  • + 1
 I fuckin love this video!
  • + 1
 scootering maybe easy but its fun. and how is it gay?
  • + 1
 Make another vid of this haha
  • + 1
 i no but scooters are not gay
  • + 1
 scooters r not gay wat do u ride
  • + 1
 what a pleasant sound. a scraping scooter on concrete.Mad
  • + 1
 a lot of hate in these comments funny video
  • + 1
 i cant think of anything gayer then headbands and scooters
  • + 0
 why would you have a mgp deck with nipple bars and metal cores if you just got the scooter to mess around on for two weeks?
  • + 1
 Its my brothers....
  • + 1
 sick edit but fuck scooters!
  • + 1
 About time some one made a good video to show how gay they are!
  • + 1
 makes me like scooters Big Grin
  • + 2
 My favourite bit is 2:12
  • + 1
 What's the song called ???
  • + 0
 this is " sail" from AWOL nation
  • + 0
 i just wasted 3:32 minuits of my life watching a scooter edit! what the f*cking is my life coming too!
  • + 1
 but why are you so good at it that mean you like it
  • + 2
 The point was to prove how easy scooters are
  • + 1
 who sings this song its amazing
  • + 0
 probably one of my favorite videos ever! so sick how you just showed those kids up!
  • + 1
 any video with Sail in it is going to be good Smile
  • + 1
 none of the local scooter riders round my suburb are this good
  • + 2
 really good filming!!
  • + 0
 what camrea did u use and what software for the slow motion parts
  • + 1
 this made my day
  • + 0
 Kid on ramp at @1:01: AAAAAAHHHH GET AWAY FAGATS!
  • + 1
 they ed it not me
  • + 1
 so freakin funny!
  • + 1
 Title says it all....
  • + 1
 Song
  • + 1
 hahahha cool vid
  • + 1
 Scooters are geeay.
  • + 1
 75% of scooters bike
  • - 3
 if you think there so gay why are you riding them and even worse making a film about them :S not that the filming is bad it was very well made Smile and i hate scooters too just to be clear.
  • + 1
 scooters are sooo gay
  • + 1
 Scooter get in the way
  • - 1
 These ppl hav shown just how easy it is to use a scooter and still I see shit kids getting my way doin no tricks
  • + 1
 SONG?
  • + 1
 i'll give u a hint it has 4 letters
  • + 1
 sail got it
  • + 0
 I might try this to see how easy it is
  • + 0
 you guys r rad this vid made my day
  • + 1
 scooters are still gay
  • + 1
 loving the headbands
  • + 1
 song
  • - 1
 When I told my dad I wanted to go pro on a scooter like scoots in nitro circus, he showed this to messnwith me Smile
  • + 0
 All scooterers are bad but these r just cockey
  • - 1
 haha dj and kyle no em both hahah love the vid
  • - 1
 pure epicness....that is all Big Grin
  • - 1
 tame!scooters are still f**king gay
  • - 1
 ^scooters require no skill..downhill takes skill.
  • - 1
 can u do anything on a scooter if not STFU
  • + 1
 I learnt how to barspin and tailwhip a scooter in 10 minutes, been bmxing 4 years and still can't barspin or whip, that's how easy scooters are and why kids ride them
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