After a day and half, we are actually saddened by the lack creativity from the comment section, do you want $200 in FREE online shopping money? If you do, then you need to cram an English major in there in the next two days, or get your little sister to do your home work if wanna a piece of the Calgary Cycle pie!
Get creative and take home some free parts!For example, from our current 'might as well be dead' poets' society we have:
'First time in my life I wished I lived in Calgary! Go Flames???'
and
'I have always wanted to visit Canada & I feel this gift certificate could somehow fill a void in my Arizona soul that has been longing for this lush environment that I witness in the plethora of videos that are exported from your Country'
and sadly....
'I gotta get me some Boxxers there...the deeper the cushion, the harder the pushin!'
If you can do better than these, this could be your easiest competition ever! Remember the two best comments on our sale will each get a $100 gift certificate to spend at our store!
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It's all about the Calgary Cycle Benjamins Baby!
Don't forget 1 more day left on the Sale!
Here are some of the door crashers for Saturday 19th June:
10 AM- 2pm
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Minion 3 C - 16 only $29.99
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Joplin Seat - 3 only $99.99
2pm - 5pm
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Trek 2009 Frame Session 88 Small - 1 only $1499.99 (picture not exact)
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XTR Crankset - 1 only $199.99
Happy riding, looks like the weather is clearing up!
Get creative and take home some free parts!For example, from our current 'might as well be dead' poets' society we have:
'First time in my life I wished I lived in Calgary! Go Flames???'
and
'I have always wanted to visit Canada & I feel this gift certificate could somehow fill a void in my Arizona soul that has been longing for this lush environment that I witness in the plethora of videos that are exported from your Country'
and sadly....
'I gotta get me some Boxxers there...the deeper the cushion, the harder the pushin!'
If you can do better than these, this could be your easiest competition ever! Remember the two best comments on our sale will each get a $100 gift certificate to spend at our store!
It's all about the Calgary Cycle Benjamins Baby!
Don't forget 1 more day left on the Sale!
Here are some of the door crashers for Saturday 19th June:
10 AM- 2pm
2pm - 5pm
Trek 2009 Frame Session 88 Small - 1 only $1499.99 (picture not exact)
XTR Crankset - 1 only $199.99
Happy riding, looks like the weather is clearing up!
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- 15
these sales are what us bikers releigh on. Often we need or want parts but prices are just out of our grasps so we just put them off and deal with "riding a 60k race without a hydro pack" >
All in all if you miss these sales or calgary cycle simply didn't have them, alot of riders would be stuck paying alot more for parts and gear or just do without
All in all if you miss these sales or calgary cycle simply didn't have them, alot of riders would be stuck paying alot more for parts and gear or just do without- 15
Im not sure what you are looking for. So
Lets just say the most fun I have ever had was my first summer in whistler. Only a 15 year old kids can have fun in a bus with 5 guys on a road trip to Canada. nothing smells worse than bikes without a shower and no girls around to motivate hygiene. It has to be to said that this was a shitty trip; even if the riding was trippy. Days driving up the cost to where long but the whistler hotel was just the thing to welcome a bike. Jumping off the 3rd story balcony to the pool on the first day. Remember always lean back on entry. I will say 4 years latter I wish I could go back to whistler. The bears the trails the jumps. Riding Garbonzo makes you forget that people exist and no matter how fast you go you never get scared. A line, a trail every bike resort in California tries to recreate and fails by missing the canadian soul that is aline. That when you run back to the left for you 10th run that morning you can always get a cinnamon beavers tail to keep you going. If you want to keep the 200 and send me to whistler, I think I could fall in love again. There is no place to ride all day and be so happy about how sore you are. Because every turn is exiting and the pain of all the falls is so worth it. You have to be a biker to love the heat of British columbia witch is not very British more Asian. Whistler is a one of the kind get away to all how seek adrenaline and hot girl. So got to whistler for you self and discover your adventure.
PS watch out for black bears, there needs to be a sign on the trails. They look cute until they start chasing you.
Lets just say the most fun I have ever had was my first summer in whistler. Only a 15 year old kids can have fun in a bus with 5 guys on a road trip to Canada. nothing smells worse than bikes without a shower and no girls around to motivate hygiene. It has to be to said that this was a shitty trip; even if the riding was trippy. Days driving up the cost to where long but the whistler hotel was just the thing to welcome a bike. Jumping off the 3rd story balcony to the pool on the first day. Remember always lean back on entry. I will say 4 years latter I wish I could go back to whistler. The bears the trails the jumps. Riding Garbonzo makes you forget that people exist and no matter how fast you go you never get scared. A line, a trail every bike resort in California tries to recreate and fails by missing the canadian soul that is aline. That when you run back to the left for you 10th run that morning you can always get a cinnamon beavers tail to keep you going. If you want to keep the 200 and send me to whistler, I think I could fall in love again. There is no place to ride all day and be so happy about how sore you are. Because every turn is exiting and the pain of all the falls is so worth it. You have to be a biker to love the heat of British columbia witch is not very British more Asian. Whistler is a one of the kind get away to all how seek adrenaline and hot girl. So got to whistler for you self and discover your adventure.
PS watch out for black bears, there needs to be a sign on the trails. They look cute until they start chasing you.
- 49
Bike parts are cool, money is green..
Your tires look nice, the crankset so lean..
I looked at the frame, picture not exact?
Maybe it only comes in XL? My offer retracts...
I don't get the seatpost, it goes up and down!
I'll ask the pinkbike forum, and look like a clown..
Why rip on the tire? Dont be a fool!
Maxxis minons grip, and they also look cool!
I saw this great chance, one heck of a deal!
I swore it a steal, an danced a money dance!!!
Upon my fine reading, into the details..
I read it was a split prize, as my happiness fails..
I hope for a bill, in 100 digits!!
Until tonight I see the winner, I sit here, and fig-it.
Your tires look nice, the crankset so lean..
I looked at the frame, picture not exact?
Maybe it only comes in XL? My offer retracts...
I don't get the seatpost, it goes up and down!
I'll ask the pinkbike forum, and look like a clown..
Why rip on the tire? Dont be a fool!
Maxxis minons grip, and they also look cool!
I saw this great chance, one heck of a deal!
I swore it a steal, an danced a money dance!!!
Upon my fine reading, into the details..
I read it was a split prize, as my happiness fails..
I hope for a bill, in 100 digits!!
Until tonight I see the winner, I sit here, and fig-it.
- 510
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Jr6NrkF_B4
go to that link before you read. It's a beat to go along with the comment
burnin' down the singletrack
what'cha n***az think of that
aw s**t my chain just snapped
crashed my bike and broke some crap
need to roll them benjamins
make my bike all nice again
Calgary Cycles
them n***az psycho
handin' out two bills
if you got enough skill
good enough to kill
greatest comment, styll
really need to win that s**t
need that gwops to fix my whip
hundred aint enough though
and i dont got much dough
that is what sales are fo'
Calgary cycles
they got me covered, bro
Slang from my area
(gwops= money)
(styll= still)
go to that link before you read. It's a beat to go along with the comment
burnin' down the singletrack
what'cha n***az think of that
aw s**t my chain just snapped
crashed my bike and broke some crap
need to roll them benjamins
make my bike all nice again
Calgary Cycles
them n***az psycho
handin' out two bills
if you got enough skill
good enough to kill
greatest comment, styll
really need to win that s**t
need that gwops to fix my whip
hundred aint enough though
and i dont got much dough
that is what sales are fo'
Calgary cycles
they got me covered, bro
Slang from my area
(gwops= money)
(styll= still)
- 17
Going 65 MPH down a tight, rooty line is now even more achievable with the ever popular Trek Session 88! And now with a reduced price, who wouldn't want to endanger their lives and increase their risk of ending up with an annoying drool problem? So but that special 14 year old in your life a brand new size SMALL Trek downhill frame, his soon to be mangled body will thank you for it! This message brought to you by dirt jumpers scared of downhill.
- 17
Biking is a snich
sam hill is a snitch
petey is the man
he uses his hand
smith is a biker
but looks like a hiker
bearclaw is cocky
just like some jockeys
McCual makes us laugh
and we make him daif
kurtis sorge hit huge cliffs
just like some of us whiff
matt hunter isnt a pussy
he makes us all feel like wussies
sam hill is a snitch
petey is the man
he uses his hand
smith is a biker
but looks like a hiker
bearclaw is cocky
just like some jockeys
McCual makes us laugh
and we make him daif
kurtis sorge hit huge cliffs
just like some of us whiff
matt hunter isnt a pussy
he makes us all feel like wussies
- 211
200 dollar?
Let me shout and hollar!
What an easy contest!
If i win ill go into cardiac arrest.
So what shall i say?
I don't know but i'll go all the way!
So will i use the cash for my bike?
Hell no i ain't no dyke!
I need some full face protection!
'Cause i shred with agression!
And when i shred that slope,
I look so dope!
So before i sign out.
I just wanna shout.
That was f*cking legit,
so you all might as well quit.
Let me shout and hollar!
What an easy contest!
If i win ill go into cardiac arrest.
So what shall i say?
I don't know but i'll go all the way!
So will i use the cash for my bike?
Hell no i ain't no dyke!
I need some full face protection!
'Cause i shred with agression!
And when i shred that slope,
I look so dope!
So before i sign out.
I just wanna shout.
That was f*cking legit,
so you all might as well quit.
- 11
wtf is with the neg props? its true a boxxer team costs 900-1000 pounds yet here in canada i can get one for the same price... and our currency is much weaker than yours.
- 10
no cause pounds are worth a lot more then CAD
1000 pounds= 1554 CAD you would pay normal price basically
1000 pounds= 1554 CAD you would pay normal price basically
- 10
basically im just trying to point out to that guy that they are paying more for the same product in comparison to us. they're paying the equivalent of 1400 CAD for a fork we would normally pay 1100 for.
Price of gas to drive from Kentucky to Calgary for Summer Sale....$300.00
Redneck from Kentucky winning prize money so he can just buy the shit online.....Priceless..
Calagary Cycle....saving bikers everywhere....even in hillbilly country
we prepare ourselves for a ride in the wood,
with beers on ice, and the weather too nice,
we pedal with purpose because it's our vice,
5 mins from our destination,
we feel the mounting anticipation,
"not far now" i exclaim with elation,
but the mtb gods would deny me, alas
by deflating my front tire with a small piece of glass,
if only this drunk had a little more class,
i wouldn't have an overwhelming urge to hand him his ass,
so please Calgary Cycle, do hear my pleas
as i long to be riding sweet lines in the trees
a customer for life, this i decree
if you give the prize money only to me
Calgary Cycle: Noun. A reputable Canadian retailer of bicycle related merchandise. A real go-getter. Dude, I just got my new frame from Calgary Cycle three days early!
Idiot: Noun. Anyone who does not get in on the Calgary Cycles sale. See: fool, dunce, ignoramus, halfwit, jackass, idiot-man-child, Cartman, wizard of nothing, Yeti-spotter, inhalant aficionado, dropped baby, damaged goods, the easy sell, the ugly truth, the man with half a brain, sock-drawer burglar, and last but not least, FOOLISH,FOOLISH CONSUMER. Your wife's going to kill you, you idiot! That was $300 cheaper at Calgary Cycles!
100 dollars= new tires and bars for my bmx, a new shirt to replace my well-loved threads, and less guilt about spending hard-earned cash on my bike rather than my girlfriend, who lives in Canada seven months of the year. All in all, an awesome opportunity.
For 100 Dollars comments best not be lame!
Write essays, haikus, of even a sonnet,
Or Pull a "Frank Abagnale", and just try to con it.
Why should I?!- You may ask in defense,
For if you are chosen... youll win 10000 cents-
To spend at Calgary Cycles of course,
When it comes to bike service, they're the best in the north!
And now I am sure, you've seen the error of your ways,
Try writing creativly, and not in dismay!
cranks tweaked, and livelyness to be found
rolled upon a stair set of gold
could have styled over it but instead he stole
running from the po-po hiding in alleys
till the cop located and put this rider to the ground.
"stop son this is not the life to live" - cop
"i cant pedal an that is holdin me back" - punk
split to gold 50/50 and they left,
kid got new cranks and steezin the town
Mr. cop had no big deal findin his stuff around.
the tires roll 'or the hills, through crunching snow, single track behind me and anywhere to go
I strive to create the trail and breath crisp air
but it's July, so why not enjoy a summer's ride!
Oh, and because in Calgary we ride in the snow (awesomely crazy as we are!) to go hard out right at huge snow banks. KA!PLOP goes my friend, over the handlebars and into not-quite-newly piled white, headfirst. Feet last. Legs sticking straight up and swinging wildly like...well, like two legs without a body, stuck into a snowbank and flopping like pissed off antenna. His muffled cries for help getting angrier between our howls of laughter! (time in memory at City Hall, one winter night.
I return home soon from months of gut wrenching pain of not being able to go biking in a prime dh region, on the other side of the sun. It'd sure be nice to have a Ben Franklin (with current exchange that'd be a Canadian hunny with GST!) of bike gear to help me get my feet back on the pedal.
gas to get to the trail, $17.49
cooler full of beer and ice, $21.95
snacks, $10.49
crash on second turn, lots of screams
broken collar bone, $2500
wanting to spend money on biking essentials again instead of hospital bills, calgary cycles would agree...that's priceless.
Richard gets out of work at eight!
Wheels Turn.
And the path to Calgary Cycle ain’t straight!
Poor Richard’s legs Burn.
He pedals his bike so hard it begins to bob,
so much so he looks like a slob.
He’s headed down Rosedale,
to Calgary Cycles big Summer Sale.
His sprocket is broken, and his hardtail was stolen.
Poor Richard only delivers the mail!
If Richard doesn’t win, just pickle him like Polan!
Ben Franklin wrote Poor Richards Almanac in 1733, under the pseudonym Richard Saunders. The book contains the famous quote, “A penny saved is two pence dear,” often misquoted “A penny saved is a penny earned”.
Rosedale is a street not far from Calgary Cycle.
Polan is a German based organic vegetable company that began in 1969 with homemade pickled cucumbers.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Franlkin
www.polan.com/onas.html
On a more serious note, i need a new seat, i broke it by nutting myself after a jump, it hurt like hell. I even had to check if everything was still there: one, two, three, four, alright im good everything is there.
Prostitution isn't safe
I'll try this haiku
or (if that's a little much for the kiddies):
There once was a girl from Seattle
Whose bike was a-startin' to rattle
If Calgary Cycle
Can help her, that bike'll
Be blinged out and ready for battle.
A: Put a little boogie in it.