Video: I Only Ride Park by scottsecco

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oregonbikerr (Jul 22, 2013 at 16:54)

Screw your XC and your 650b

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rideLFPbtch (Jul 22, 2013 at 16:59) (Below Threshold)

precisely..

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Spicy-Mike (Jul 22, 2013 at 17:11)

ROBBED.

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billy3197 (Jul 22, 2013 at 17:32)

This is so perfect

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hoolydooly (Jul 22, 2013 at 18:33) (Below Threshold)

You can keep wishing that you're faster than me?

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biker3335 (Jul 22, 2013 at 21:32)

he is faster then u

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Turqoise (Jul 22, 2013 at 21:54)

Moral of the video:
He only rides park!

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transition-racer (Jul 23, 2013 at 5:41)

better than lil wayne

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sssmith (Jul 23, 2013 at 9:55) (Below Threshold)

I never knew my NORBS GOT ROBBED comment would be so popular.

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coolmann (Jul 23, 2013 at 14:39) (Below Threshold)

Whats with "Looks like a Session" ?!

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BrandonGreenawalt (Jul 23, 2013 at 15:10)

Everything is better than lil wayne

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petegrom (Jul 23, 2013 at 17:55)

Crank it up seems good!

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gingy-0 (Jul 23, 2013 at 18:43)

pause it and read the stuff on decline magazine

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downhilladdict (Jul 23, 2013 at 23:02)

Dude. this is so good.

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coletownsend22 (Jul 24, 2013 at 2:23)

The girl was lianne

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sssmith (Jul 24, 2013 at 5:41) (Below Threshold)

Dang, don't kill the messenger. I made the original post but never repeated it. Ok, ok I change my mind NORBS GOT SCHOOLED.

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pinkberry3 (Jul 22, 2013 at 18:22)

That moment when you realize that this is the best rap ever made. Love it!

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omidtehhun (Jul 22, 2013 at 23:26) (Below Threshold)

looks like either someone made a funny or has only skimmed the surface of music as a general thing!

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EP-Guiding (Jul 23, 2013 at 6:00)

nope its true best rap ever

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Keskiyo (Jul 23, 2013 at 8:39) (Below Threshold)

its not true, RAP and BEST can´t fit on the same sentence coz theres no good rap

but was funny

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mattdennison (Jul 23, 2013 at 13:33)

This is not the best rap ever made. This is the best song ever made.

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HaydenRyan (Jul 23, 2013 at 20:30)

Go home, pinkbike, you're drunk.

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finnrambo (Jul 25, 2013 at 15:38)

matt where did you get the old gt?

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Parabellum (Jul 22, 2013 at 17:49)

"You ride chainless too? Well I ride brakeless, foo..." CLASSIC!

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blackdawg (Jul 22, 2013 at 18:28)

Saw this dude filming, was wondering what the f was going on.....answer:funny stuff

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orientdave (Jul 22, 2013 at 16:58)

HI, my name's Joey and I'm off to Whistler in two weeks!

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neubiker (Jul 23, 2013 at 2:38)

I heard Crank it Up is a good run to start on....ahah

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Thimk (Jul 22, 2013 at 16:58)

"... New Balance kicks"... Funny, 'cause it's true.

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mvonhollen (Jul 22, 2013 at 19:27)

Squid lidddddd

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daniel1234 (Jul 22, 2013 at 20:33)

Hah, 30 laps In a day my hands are locked this way, that kills me

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bigburd (Jul 22, 2013 at 22:27)

Yeah thats my fave line

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satn (Jul 22, 2013 at 21:55)

PinkBike's National Anthem!!

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nigelnobrakes (Jul 23, 2013 at 1:39)

Judging by the tee he's wearing and the gear in the box he opened it might be NSMB's anthem

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Fastjohn1 FL (Jul 22, 2013 at 18:41)

This is amazing. The rental gear guy made me laugh so hard. Keep making these videos Matt Dennison, they are so awesome!

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skinnyjeans (Jul 22, 2013 at 17:14)

I Love the coil bike lock on the seat.

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treymotleyDH FL (Jul 22, 2013 at 20:26)

Pretty much everyone at Big Bear now

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rmx1 (Jul 22, 2013 at 23:41)

YES it was like an antique bike show last time I went

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bworthen (Aug 19, 2013 at 15:09)

97' GT LOBO FTW! lolz. I was there this past weekend and it was hysterical.

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aydnlunden (Jul 22, 2013 at 20:58)

i'm going to whistler for the first time this week... lucky i don't have to rent anything.

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machaut FL (Jul 22, 2013 at 21:06)

you are going to have so much fun dude!!^

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aydnlunden (Jul 22, 2013 at 22:10)

hope so!

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bikin4life (Jul 24, 2013 at 5:37)

I wish i could have bought my bike an do go too... =/

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highrocker1298 (Jul 24, 2013 at 11:54)

See you there! I'll be the one riding with my legs wide trying to follow a guide.

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jordangthomas (Jul 22, 2013 at 17:14)

i hear next video has "T-Pain" in it

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general26 (Jul 22, 2013 at 17:05)

Hahah...You say you don't use a chain, well i don't use brakes..sign me up for being the record label

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steve9train (Jul 22, 2013 at 17:23)

only video i rip to mp3 to listen in my car and we dont even have any parks in Ontario !

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drtyboy (Jul 22, 2013 at 18:19)

Where did you find the MP3 rip?

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mattdennison (Jul 22, 2013 at 18:53)

HEY! That's illegal. Buy it on iTunes or I'll tell Stephen Harper. bit.ly/12HZNAE

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OS141121 (Jul 22, 2013 at 19:25)

Ya dude you'll get a severe scolding

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gariel22 (Jul 23, 2013 at 2:18)

Steve9train: Blue mountain Bikepark is in ontario, just sayin

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dv8416 (Jul 23, 2013 at 4:39)

The person of israel knows about Blue but not the person from Ontario, lol

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Marshall85 (Jul 23, 2013 at 6:04)

BMBP (bluemoutainbikepark) Really needs to step up their game. They should be investing a lot more in the bike area. Their green season is longer then their winter season. And the way the bike scene is growing in Ontario, I think it would be a wise move.

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dv8416 (Jul 23, 2013 at 6:20)

They are slowly getting there, just takes cash i guess. They are expanding their offerings in the south end for winter, so hopefully that will translate in a chairlift in the south - that 2km pedal across the top blows. Gravity Logic did a stupendous job on Haole, hopefully we will see more trails like that.

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steve9train (Jul 23, 2013 at 7:55)

Ya, i guess we do have Horseshoe, Blue Mtn, Sir Sams, but comparatively speaking, you couldn't do a billion runs there

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And i do the mp3 rip which is legal, as i only sell counterfeit blue rays not music

with a youtube to mp3 converter, just google it, don't want to put a link as there could be malicious files attached.

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Hundin (Jul 24, 2013 at 15:30)

Blue mountain is not a bike park, they dont even have jumps.

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jaoko (Jul 23, 2013 at 9:34)

I really just dont get it why all downhillriders love to trashtalk all xc and roadbikers..... Ist it because you are yellous of our superior fysic and shiny legs???
Howe ever as a person that like Bikes and all kinds of them the video is funny!!

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capitaineob (Jul 23, 2013 at 9:54)

I think most dowhill riders enjoy also xc and roadbike.

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CaptainSnappy (Jul 23, 2013 at 10:59)

Good one, neob!

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jnvanoort (Jul 23, 2013 at 17:08) (Below Threshold)

haaa gaaaaaayyyyy

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dirtbagluvin (Jul 23, 2013 at 22:56)

If you're not gonna shred it, go home and pet it

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samtomkins (Jul 23, 2013 at 23:29)

Road is okay because it helps get you in shape for DH but I personnaly find XC boring as hell, maybe that's just me being a younger person and maybe I'll like XC when I'm older but for now I like the adrenaline of going fast and doing jumps rather than riding across flat ground at 5k/h

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jaoko (Jul 24, 2013 at 0:07)

I have been riding downhill for 8years and competing in it aswell so I know the feeling!! But I have always loved bikes and all formes of them!! I just think that xc and roadies get way to much critic for what they do..... Look at a wc race in xc, most of the "cool" downhillracers with their brand new shiny gear and t shirts with neckbrace wouldnt catch them trough the rockgardens they hit! With their hardtails and 100mm forks!
Cant we just agree that bikes in all forms are awesome??

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rlucky82 (Jul 24, 2013 at 9:28)

@samtomkins if your not having fun on xc then your not going fast enough, pedal harder boy! or your riding the wrong trails!?!

I ride xc, cx, dj, dh, and road

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capitaineob (Jul 24, 2013 at 10:42)

@ jaoko, don'f forget that most trashtalk you see are made by young guys with little jugment, like jnvanoort, that just wan't to mess around in their free time...

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jaoko (Jul 24, 2013 at 10:49)

@capitaineob I know thats true! Young guys that think that they are cool just by the fact that they ride a downhillbike! But in reality they arent any good and all they do is flash their new bikes and kits i the que to the lift....
Just pic a bike that you like and go out and ride it and let everyone else do the same thing!!

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fatlarry (Jul 24, 2013 at 11:28)

jaoko: This video is a parody of the park only mentality. Not all park riders only ride park, but everyone is annoyed by park only riders.

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jaoko (Jul 24, 2013 at 13:36)

@fatlarry I know its a parody!! Its not the movie thats the problem but all comments from people trashing other cyclist for not riding their bikes as "they" want!! So what that there are people that only ride park??? Thats just what I mean!! Dont mind what other people like to ride just ride your bike!!

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beanbelly (Aug 25, 2013 at 11:36)

Hey that isn't fair i race 6hour races and place in the top ten every race with my free runs on!!! Fuck clip less pedals!!

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jaoko (Aug 26, 2013 at 11:47)

What isnt fair???? Where in this discussion have you found a statement about pedals, flats vs clippons?????

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beanbelly (Aug 26, 2013 at 13:25)

Sorry i just found a random discussion close to the top and kinda put that in there! I wasn't rlly commenting on the actual discussion at hand my bad

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ridesmoothbro FL (Jul 22, 2013 at 18:18)

I know a few dudes like this...

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VTwintips (Jul 23, 2013 at 1:34)

Subtle norbs got robbed clip was priceless.

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SintraFreeride (Jul 22, 2013 at 23:04)

Awesome! My favorite part is the rental guy! Everything he says is SOO true! And the rental guys over here in Châtel are exactly the same except they rent proper bikes which ofcourse they trash cause they don't know how to ride (using brake pads right down to the metal!)

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Tinny-42 (Jul 22, 2013 at 17:34)

That was soo good, some people sometimes just have no clue

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cretin82 (Jul 22, 2013 at 18:25)

Saw him filming this when I was up. Awesome seeing the production

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MTGus (Jul 23, 2013 at 10:34)

I only wear this tee, then cuts to next scene and he's wearing a different tee haha

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kaelmarkle (Jul 23, 2013 at 11:01)

Thought he switched to specialized? Must of dropped em because of Gwins recent standings hahah

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Styrofoam-Boots (Jul 24, 2013 at 16:57)

Hahahah "one million down, ill do a billion down" it wasn't till I watched it a second time that I realized he was talking about that Adam Billnghurst One Million Down video lolol.

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hetfield1 (Jul 22, 2013 at 19:14)

Help a dude out from the flatlands, what is a Joey?

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WestwardHo (Jul 22, 2013 at 21:05)

A gaper

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hetfield1 (Jul 23, 2013 at 4:23)

Still not following

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smuggly (Jul 23, 2013 at 5:34)

It's a baby kangaroo from where I come from.

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listofdemands (Jul 23, 2013 at 5:41)

Me also smuggly....me also

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Albe23 (Jul 23, 2013 at 7:55)

Basically a 'newb' or beginner. Someone that needs to be taken under the wing of a more experienced rider. Always help the newbs. It will educate them and allow them to enjoy their ride more.

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hetfield1 (Jul 23, 2013 at 9:16)

I'll be a Joey then when I go to my first bike park in CO this September. I assure you that I won't be rocking New Balance and jeans though!

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pdxkid (Jul 23, 2013 at 9:20)

Ya got yer Joeys and your Jennys. Basically jocks and cheerleader types.

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caradock FL (Jul 22, 2013 at 19:19)

So awesome... makes fun of the park scene perfectly. Well done!

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sssmith (Jul 23, 2013 at 10:07) (Below Threshold)

Not the park. The XC riders and wanna-be riders.

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Maverickdh00 (Jul 24, 2013 at 11:53)

Mtb version of Vanilla Ice, exactly what I think of all the noobs whom say 26" is dead, wank on about 650b this and 29" that and ride like shit! ruin trails build bypasses stand all,over features! Im just gonna send all those muppets this link!

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JuVerre (Jul 24, 2013 at 16:14)

hahaha! Great video... he's got some flow too doesn't he? I mean, we got no Method Man here but he knows how to link rhymes...

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marcusbarry42 FL (Jul 22, 2013 at 17:09)

I thought he only wears a neck brace and no knee pads!?

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grantschnell (Jul 22, 2013 at 17:43)

That was great

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samtomkins (Jul 22, 2013 at 20:55)

Anyone who skis should recognize the little beat right until he starts singing, First Drop wake up scene from Last Friday, A Zip and a Double CUp

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jasonlucas FL (Jul 22, 2013 at 21:27)

Sir please, if you listened to more than one rap song you would realize the wind up sound you hear in the first part has been used in countless songs and will be used in countless more songs after this one.

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samtomkins (Jul 23, 2013 at 9:23)

I know, just recognizing it from anothet song as well

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LawsonRaider (Jul 23, 2013 at 9:48)

...cool a deer! Fav line!

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Maverickdh00 (Jul 23, 2013 at 12:58)

Fricken awesome, every LBS should use this for newbies, dam brilliant cant wait to see what this dude comes out with next, Leg!

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lalena (Jul 22, 2013 at 18:19)

I wonder if his girlfriend is faster than him.

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mattdher (Jul 23, 2013 at 2:05)

Fecking Hilarious! Funniest vid of the year so far!

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AllMountainNEXT (Jul 23, 2013 at 2:10)

This is awesome! So much fun! Thanks for sharing and producing : )

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listofdemands (Jul 23, 2013 at 5:51)

I am such a Joey :-(

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bimmermilan (Jul 23, 2013 at 12:02)

I just got back from Whistler this morning and I can totally relate to this video hahaha ROFFFLLLLLLL!!!!!

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samtomkins (Jul 23, 2013 at 23:31)

You better hope you can relate to the first half otherwise you're a big Joey

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bimmermilan (Jul 24, 2013 at 15:34)

No worries bro

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bionicman6515 (Jul 23, 2013 at 16:48)

careful, I'd venture to guess 98% of Whistlers revenue is from Joeys...

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bcinbc22 FL (Jul 22, 2013 at 17:30)

hey nico i bet you watched it three times

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Donodh (Jul 22, 2013 at 17:41)

To bad my closest park is 5 hours away.

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rob1234512 (Jul 22, 2013 at 17:57)

Hahahahahaha soooo hilarious

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finalgear (Jul 22, 2013 at 18:01)

golddddddd

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gclarida (Jul 22, 2013 at 19:39)

the last bit is actually how i feel in the summer

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captaingillooley (Jul 22, 2013 at 20:03)

That's fricken hilarious

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camerondodd98 (Jul 22, 2013 at 20:49)

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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JevinHoll FL (Jul 22, 2013 at 21:33)

Yes! Hahahaha. So funny and so true!!!

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Lexskider (Jul 22, 2013 at 23:27)

I only ride park it's true

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hickeyspecialized21 (Jul 22, 2013 at 23:57)

Saw this getting Filmed in Whistler,

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Markolus (Jul 23, 2013 at 1:48)

I have to download to my iPod

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luis-beri (Jul 23, 2013 at 2:40)

ah ah ooppss you did it again

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evillampost (Jul 23, 2013 at 2:55)

its gotta hurt riding a road bike there

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samtomkins (Jul 23, 2013 at 23:32)

First off not a road bike... It was an old school mountain bike

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oregonbikerr (Aug 4, 2013 at 17:28)

whats second off?

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samtomkins (Aug 4, 2013 at 21:57)

I don't know I didn't think that far ahead...

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samtomkins (Aug 4, 2013 at 21:58)

Oh I figured it out: A Line basically paved So you'd be fine Riding a road bike down it

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djbruno (Jul 23, 2013 at 4:11)

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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christiaan FL (Jul 23, 2013 at 4:22)

Last one was better, but stil LOL

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jackbr123 (Jul 23, 2013 at 5:59)

i actually know people that act like this...

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nachogng (Jul 24, 2013 at 2:28)

Sadly dude.... in spain has lots fo them. Bud the video is so good and funny hahaha

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mikesanderson FL (Jul 23, 2013 at 8:20)

they need to do a UK specific version for trail centres!

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Keskiyo (Jul 23, 2013 at 8:41)

everybody have a bit of both riders! LOL

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Stuuriaan (Jul 23, 2013 at 9:51)

Keep it up guys, fucking awesome

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NWuntilirest (Jul 23, 2013 at 18:53)

Notice the t shirt in the box

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slydogracing (Jul 23, 2013 at 20:30)

Bahahahaha I think I pissed myself :-D

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computertaylor (Jul 24, 2013 at 0:59)

Im sure thats a Banshee frame....

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nic-222 (Jul 24, 2013 at 19:09)

omg i didn't know there was wood!

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JCNorthshoreAM (Jul 24, 2013 at 20:12)

the true question is.. is he faster than chuck Norris

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stuartpenney (Jul 25, 2013 at 14:36)

Ha! Lonely Island meets biking

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MaxwellWeedman (Jul 25, 2013 at 17:39)

Alright, this has got to be one of the best videos on Pinkbike.

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speedybubba (Jul 26, 2013 at 21:12)

Just here for my daily fix...

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Blockz (Jul 28, 2013 at 20:01)

I only ride up. And down a bit.

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bikerhul (Sep 17, 2014 at 21:32)

It's funny cause all the new downhills r 650b

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drumnbike (Jun 26, 2016 at 9:11)

I ride my fixed gear chainless.

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dt604 (Jul 22, 2013 at 17:03)

Best.

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boog3rpresley FL (Jul 22, 2013 at 17:19)

Ahhhhhh! I love it!

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jeff444 (Jul 22, 2013 at 17:37)

Bahahhhhh

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JCNorthshoreAM (Jul 22, 2013 at 17:45)

I never climb... thats why he has a nsmb shirt on lol

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drivereight (Jul 22, 2013 at 18:52)

LMAO

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Scylvendi (Jul 22, 2013 at 19:10)

This just made my day.

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bearclaw56 (Jul 22, 2013 at 19:45)

is this availbe on itunees?

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camerondodd98 (Jul 22, 2013 at 20:49)

if it is, im getting it

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camerondodd98 (Jul 22, 2013 at 20:51)

it is bro!

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Ccollins (Jul 22, 2013 at 19:53)

He needs help!

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captyvatemedia (Jul 22, 2013 at 21:06)

'Crack Addict' yeah likely.

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mxnmtber (Jul 22, 2013 at 21:12)

Awesome. So true.

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btonczyczyn (Jul 22, 2013 at 21:49)

The greatest video!! To funny!!!

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superbikes (Jul 22, 2013 at 22:03)

Haaaaaaaaa nutter

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rmx1 (Jul 22, 2013 at 23:40)

ahahaha too good

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peschman (Jul 23, 2013 at 1:33)

Best thing ever

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IllestT (Jul 23, 2013 at 3:32)

More!

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fabe (Jul 23, 2013 at 6:06)

xxl

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jjvander (Jul 23, 2013 at 7:13)

norbs got robbed

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mudmandhbrazil (Jul 23, 2013 at 7:49)

Sooooo funny! Congrats

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cragus-t (Jul 23, 2013 at 15:08)

Haha masterpiece!

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thegreenman88 (Jul 24, 2013 at 0:53)

Hahahaaa

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oneadi (Jul 24, 2013 at 2:12)

absolutely gold!!!

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vari (Jul 24, 2013 at 2:19)

VOD Bitchezz!

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vichotor (Jul 24, 2013 at 14:54)

Nerds part! hahahahaha

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rowe538 (Jul 25, 2013 at 7:40)

Fukin belta laa

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Nicklovesbikes (Jul 25, 2013 at 9:47)

best rap ever

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utah-shredder (Jul 25, 2013 at 17:22)

you fst

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yoobee (Aug 14, 2013 at 16:20)

*ROFLMAOPIMP*

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LASTHERB (Oct 1, 2013 at 1:07)

good song

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maxdame-stuntjumper (Jul 22, 2013 at 23:07)

Thats so sick i ride dowmhill

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gariel22 (Jul 23, 2013 at 2:20)

i save 20k for my carbon spacer.... so fkin hilarious!

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FreerideFanatyk (Jul 23, 2013 at 14:55)

He saved 20 grams on his carbon spacers. Still funny though.

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staples (Jul 22, 2013 at 17:02)

so sick!

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maxdame-stuntjumper (Jul 22, 2013 at 23:34)

Loved it im not a joey

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samtomkins (Jul 23, 2013 at 23:22)

user name has "stumpjumper" in it... Must be a Joey

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maxdame-stuntjumper (Jul 24, 2013 at 22:33)

I think you read it wrong