Santa slashing through the snow
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Selected by Ian Hylands - Merry Christmas! Tippie slaying it as Santa Claus - shot by Margus Riga for the Race Face 2012 Xmas card, enjoy!
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Photo info
- Album
- Raceface-Christmas-Card
- Category
- All Mountain/Enduro
- Date Posted
- Dec 22, 2012 at 17:05Dec 22, 2012
- Location
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Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
- Riders
- Brett Tippie
- Articles
- Picture Of The Month - December 2012
Photo details
- Photo Size:
- Camera
- Nikon D4
- Lens
- 50.0 mm f/1.4
- Shutter Speed
- 1/400
- Aperture
- 5.6
- Focal Length
- 50.0 mm
- ISO Speed
- 1600
- Date
- 2012:12:20
- Time
- 22:50:50
- Copyright ©
- Margus Riga 2012
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bike4real
(Dec 22, 2012 at 17:50)
Santa is coming to town!
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Sick Christmas shot! Just thinking....If Darren Berrecloth would `ve slashed it would he be a Santaclaw?
- 28 0
Slashing through the snow, in a two wheeled open sleigh, over the hills we go, shredding all the way HOHOHOHO!
- 21 1
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
everyone was getting laid, even the mouse.
With Ma in her whore house and dad in jail,
I had just settled down for a nice piece of tail...
When out on the lawn, there rose such a clatter,
I sprang from my sister to see what was the matter.
I threw open the shudders and threw out the hash,
tripped over my boner and busted my ass.
And what to my stoned-out eyes should appear,
but a shitty old sleigh and eight f*cking reindeer.
Out of the sleigh jumped a big, fat dick...
and I knew in an instant it must be St. Nick.
"To the top of the roofs, to the top of the walls,
onward you bastards or it's off with your balls."
He came down the chimney like a bat outta Hell,
and I knew for a fact the poor f*cker had fell.
He filled the stockings with pretzels and beer,
and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
Then he rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart,
that son of a bitch, he blew the damn thing apart!
He cursed and he swore as he rode out of sight,
"f*ck you all, I've had one hell of a night!"
everyone was getting laid, even the mouse.
With Ma in her whore house and dad in jail,
I had just settled down for a nice piece of tail...
When out on the lawn, there rose such a clatter,
I sprang from my sister to see what was the matter.
I threw open the shudders and threw out the hash,
tripped over my boner and busted my ass.
And what to my stoned-out eyes should appear,
but a shitty old sleigh and eight f*cking reindeer.
Out of the sleigh jumped a big, fat dick...
and I knew in an instant it must be St. Nick.
"To the top of the roofs, to the top of the walls,
onward you bastards or it's off with your balls."
He came down the chimney like a bat outta Hell,
and I knew for a fact the poor f*cker had fell.
He filled the stockings with pretzels and beer,
and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
Then he rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart,
that son of a bitch, he blew the damn thing apart!
He cursed and he swore as he rode out of sight,
"f*ck you all, I've had one hell of a night!"
- 2 1
And up on the chair lift there came such a clatter, Santa checked out his fox forks to see what was the matter..."oh my rebound, my compression, my forks seals and stiction, I should have used Avalanche cuz they never need fixin".
But I heard him say as he launched out of sight........."Merry Christmas to all.....and to all....a good night" !!
But I heard him say as he launched out of sight........."Merry Christmas to all.....and to all....a good night" !!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!