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Performance

its the name of the game.

321 Comments

  • + 87
 I don't measure my seat height but otherwise, right onWink Razz
  • + 12
 LoL nah fixie for the win
  • + 176
 That's officially the best video on Pinkbike...It's all true!
  • + 6
 props to that mc spandex but he too slow for my track bike...ive got the big ratio..YEAH!!!!
  • + 28
 VOD for the hell of it :p
soo true everything..made my day
  • + 14
 this is awesome! just like the lonley island! simply LOL funny! ^like he said ^ vod for the hell of it!
  • + 6
 it actually is!! i havent watched their videos in ages!!cool vid...
  • + 20
 dood lance armstrong posted this vid on his status for facebook
NO WAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
must mean its pro status d00d
tup
  • + 7
 VOD!!!!!
  • + 6
 gotta get vod
  • + 73
 Yea... This is a funny vid but these fixie guys arent riding fixed gear for performance... Fixed gear is the simplest, least complicated, most maintainance free way to ride... You dont have to worry about your derailleur attacking your spokes or shifter and brake cables stretching... Dont get me wrong, I have nothing against you roadies, I'm just saying, roadies ARE about performance... Fixies are about simplicity and low maintainance
  • + 35
 haha right on. im sick of constantly dumping money on my downhill bike. but you know, its all about performance
  • + 10
 So that guy isn't pinner
  • + 5
 i dont know about this one....i want to see a vid that gets me pumped, not disturbed...it was funny tho Smile HAHA
  • - 3
 so SICK
  • + 23
 i like his bottle of "super loob" Razz
  • + 10
 never doping Blank Stare
  • + 5
 lol HAHAHAHAHAHA I applaud you PB for making this VOD tup
  • + 9
 i do love a good bit of humour every now and thenBig Grin

reminds me of something weird AL yankovich would do:S LOL
  • + 2
 same reminds me of him soo much
  • + 2
 nice to see a vid thats about road biking Smile
  • + 9
 dbcg clearly misunderstood this video...
  • + 1
 haha ya slamz
  • + 3
 I think im scarred for life
  • + 1
 MCspandeX xD lol
  • + 0
 fat beat, will itunes have it?
  • - 1
 Fixies are pointless and way too trendy. If you want a bike that is simple and you don't want a broken mech you don't need a fixed gear. Why not just run a single speed, that way you don't have to look like your'e in a hovis advert. sick video though, the best bike music video since 'boys in the woods'
  • + 1
 This is like the Lonley Island of biking.
  • - 3
 YES this is the best vod ever
  • - 31
flag bennlikesbikes (Aug 19, 2009 at 16:00) (Below Threshold)
 haha this was pretty funny, but VOD? seriously? i was looking forward to some hardcore huck of a 40 foot cliff not a music video about obbsessed roadies
  • + 3
 To gutkrencher: a singlespeed has a freehub that can go wrong. Futhermore a SS does need brakes, so pads and also replacement cables are needed. A fixed gear is so much more simplistic, a blast to ride and not to mention how much leg strength you build when training with one, because you don't have any chance to rest even when braking. Besides fixed gears and singlespeed look so much alike that you will end up looking like you are taking part in a bread advert of sorts Razz
  • + 0
 hahahahahahaha that was awesome!
  • + 1
 wow
  • + 8
 haha those chicks on those tire pumps lol, best part
  • + 2
 reminds me of flight of the conquords, nice song!
  • + 1
 best song ever
  • + 6
 Check it out, he's got a fixie in his garage, with cards in the spokes too, at 00:35!
  • + 0
 anybody notice that he spent 2000$ on a dura-ace?
and at the starting of the vid he has a mid or long cage and then he has a short cage
  • + 4
 who cares its supposed to be funny.
  • + 1
 awesome
  • + 1
 wtb silverado as a road seat? aha
  • + 33
 Those girls could really work a pump
  • + 4
 Portland!!!!!!!!!!!
  • + 4
 mangos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • + 3
 pineapples!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • + 30
 This is awesome. Someone needs to make a gravity bike version of this.
  • + 1
 Haha that would be sick!Big Grin
  • - 2
 YES thats what i wana see Cool
  • + 5
 im on it.
  • - 23
flag dbcg (Aug 16, 2009 at 12:14) (Below Threshold)
 gravity bikes are the SHIT! I was thinking about converting my '86 General Hustler Pro lol
  • + 2
 im with radek there needs o be a dh one like this
  • + 2
 dbcg what are you even talking about. and yes a vid like this except for dh racing would be great!
  • - 5
flag dbcg (Aug 21, 2009 at 15:17) (Below Threshold)
 I was talking about how this guy talks down on fixie riders... Its just another style of riding like flatland BMX or trails or street or street MTB or DH or AM, etc... its all just different ways to do the same thing-ride a bike. Fixed gear bikes AREN'T all track bikes... they AREN'T ALL built for the Velodrome. They're a simple maintainance free way of getting from point A to point B. There's absolutely nothing wrong with that

and if you're talking about my response to the gravity bike thing, I was planning on flipping the bars on my General and doin it oldschool style...
www.23mag.com/mags/ba/ba8607.jpg
  • + 2
 that was amazing good to have silly vod every now and then and dbcg, does it seem like a serious video to you, chill out, all forms of biking have jokes against them just put up with them, call it friendly banter
  • + 2
 WOW dbcg you must be wound pretty tight if your getting all bent out of shape about this vid.or a HIPSTER!!!!!!
  • + 1
 Super Loob
  • + 7
 P-Town represent!! That was all 100% Portland. Hawthorne, Belmont, Washington Park, and Mount Tabor. The biking culture here is alive and well, yo... Cool
  • + 4
 im not surprised it came out of p-town. Jamies got a sticker on his DH rig that says "one less fixie" .. love it. i need me one of those stickers
  • + 8
 It's so nice to see a VOD that isn't all about dirt jumping. That is getting so tired.
  • + 7
 I want to show this to all the Hipster fixie FAGs that seem to live all over Main st.
  • + 2
 HAHA! Brilliant! I looked at todays VOD on the homepage,and it had road bikes in it so I wondered what was up. But it all makes sense now. It would be cool to see a vid like this for Downhillers and DJers too.

"MC SpandX" LOL!
  • + 3
 I love that this has almost no below threshold coments, I thought this would only appeal to shop types. It would be great to see a DH/FR version though, got any bad white rappers out there to rewrite and perform?
  • + 5
 thtas why i will never ride a road bike within two weeks of riding i would be just like this guy
  • + 2
 another open minded Albertan.how does the saying go:
here i sit my a*shole hurtin'
just gave birth to another Albertan.
  • + 1
 whats that supposed to mean

just because i would ather go for an xc ride that a road ride to stay in shape you fell the need to mock me?
  • + 1
 what the matter,the mocker doesn't like it when he's mocked.it's only a joke,take it easy!!
  • + 1
 no ive just never heard that saying before so i didnt know what it meant please explain
  • + 1
 think about it.
  • + 5
 Its crazy xD....i cant believe xD....I like that...xD
  • + 3
 LMFAO straight up! I love all the lashing out at fixies and hipsters hahaha

"ugh...I gotta get a carbon frame..." hahaha
  • + 4
 Haha! I love the way the vid makes fun of fixie riding hipsters.
  • + 3
 "24/7 I'm in nothing but spandex, cuttin' through the wind 'cuz I'm aero-dy-nam-ic!"

Awesome...
  • + 4
 This is all over the internet atm Razz
  • + 4
 I love it man!! good start of my day!!!
  • + 4
 the girl on the right in the chorus has some serious pumping skills
  • + 4
 its so funny when he drinks the oil Beer
  • + 2
 I thouhgt this was gonna be a gay fixie video: but it was making fun of fixies. I loved because it is so trendy!
  • + 3
 I like the part where he's like damb I need a carbon fiber, too funny
  • + 2
 lol... if only performance came with money Frown my most expensive bikes a bit... f*cked atm
  • + 1
 lmao! i love this vid, why arent there more vids like this. who ever came up with this idea and made the video should be given a award! Smile
  • + 4
 Take a wild guess
  • + 3
 this vid is rite mint reminds me of lonely island
  • + 1
 I got to get me so performance the name of the game...where can I get some of that super lube so I to can oil my chain...!!! Damn funny shit man..
  • + 2
 ahah i live in boulder and there are so many idiots riding around here looking exactly like the kid smoking on the fixie
  • + 3
 hahaha that was amazing
  • + 2
 Have to agree Smile . Gread vid.
  • + 2
 Great Smile Only true about bikes Smile
  • + 3
 funny and true
  • - 1
 bikebuster (19 hours ago)
i dont know about this one....i want to see a vid that gets me pumped, not disturbed...it was funny tho HAHA

Amen, that was a little more than disturbing haha, funny though
  • + 2
 try to hang with me, i'll have you peddlin' squares
  • + 3
 performence
  • + 2
 Now that was entertaining!
  • + 2
 'GAWD, I gotta get a carbon frame...' AHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • + 2
 who is he ? the guy in the aus top. any one know?
  • + 1
 i just keep coming back to it and watching it cos its soo funny... well done!!
  • + 2
 VOD
VOD
VOD
  • + 1
 i love this vid ive watch this vid more than 10 times!!!! lol i love this its so funny!!!!!Smile
  • + 0
 i just love spandex make me feel special inside, its good to see guys provin the spandex is worth wear!!! tommy babe xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • + 1
 Good to see roadies not getting bashed for once, and it's true roadies aren't the gay ones it's hipsters on their fixies.
  • + 2
 That's hillarious.I think i'm gonna go pick up some of his chain lube.
  • + 3
 I think he used it all up getting into that spandex
  • + 0
 Haha.Nice!
  • + 2
 were can i down load this song its so sick
  • + 1
 hahaha you must have a little too much time on yo hands...but damn, you know how to use it well.
  • + 1
 Deff VOD, great work bud! Would be nice to see a Downhill vid like this and maybe even a DJ one.
  • + 1
 Its funny because that is what roadies are like, and thats what they think of fixies.
  • + 2
 Fuck performance, ride bmx!
  • + 2
 THE BEST VIDEO EVER!!!!!!!!!!
  • + 3
 MADE MY DAY
  • + 1
 Its funny because that is what roadies are like, and thats what they think of fixies.
  • + 2
 I would name it VOY- video of the yearSmile
  • + 2
 i wonder what else he uses that super loob for
  • + 1
 thats probably one of the most funny music vidiios that i ever saw!!!lollol
  • + 3
 LMAO!!! xD Big Grin
  • + 1
 Jeah. This is best vid on PB!! Perfect words... Gets Yankovic to my head Smile
  • + 3
 very original Big Grin
  • + 1
 SpandX MC, seems to be a very Bad Ass Motherfucker!!! Yeah sure. hahahah cool video
  • + 1
 I have never ever got so much fun from any video on Pinkbike! Smile Amazing!!!
  • + 2
 LOL at the fixed gears bars Razz
  • + 2
 hes got a fixie in his garage at 35 secs with cards in his spokes
  • + 1
 definitely made me giggle. sweet vid Beer
  • + 1
 hahaha, roadies making fun of fixies. who do hipsters make fun of?
  • + 2
 stab supreme
  • + 1
 good to she something new in the vod spot
  • + 1
 haha thats in portland. tight!
  • + 1
 i really dont even know what to say to something like that
  • + 2
 that made my day
  • + 0
 wow now i get it road bikers do actully get off on fealing the burn and going up hill. personaly i like to go down hill.
  • + 1
 YOOO THATS SOO JOKES LMAO!
  • + 1
 hahahahahaha the gayest thing I've seen but funny all the way
  • + 1
 probably the most epic VOD ever
  • + 1
 why hasnt this been VOD yet?
  • + 1
 it was lol. on august 19th. look above the video it says that.
  • + 1
 oh ok my bad. thanks
  • + 1
 I actually like the song! But mostly thee chorus.
  • + 1
 this is THE best video on pinkbike
  • + 1
 This is so good , thumbs up

Wink Eddy forever lol
  • + 1
 omg nice thats the best vid ive seen on this site
  • + 1
 best road bike vid I have ever seen soooo goodSmile
  • + 2
 Big Grin HaHa!
  • + 1
 i love this viedo man i wacthed it 20 times good job
  • + 1
 HAHA Flight of the concordes meets cycling.... Sick!
  • + 1
 Best Video on pink bike :l
  • + 1
 Hahaha this is hillarious!
  • + 1
 someone gimme a link to download the song
  • + 1
 One of the best vids on here sooooo funny
  • + 1
 can any 1 give me the whole song text?
  • + 1
 haha that is mint and all so true
  • + 1
 hahaha has to be vod, mc spandx should be top of the charts i recon haha
  • + 1
 i cut through the wind cause im aero dynamic lmfao, Great vid =P
  • + 0
 hahaha, sAw this @ my shop the other day, never thought it would get VOD!!! nice
  • + 1
 I am pretty sure he is...
  • + 1
 This was the best thing I have seen in a long time.
  • + 1
 ssssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk vod vod
  • + 2
 fantastic!!!!!!!!!!
  • + 2
 SUPER LOOB!
  • + 1
 I am so glad that got VOD. Whens the album come out?
  • + 2
 aweee hella spandex =P
  • + 1
 HAHA! this is so funny, its done really well too
  • + 1
 Was he riding a kona stinky? Or was it a stinky delux?
  • + 1
 Major LOL at that worthy VOD Smile Smile
  • + 1
 Haha I saw this on youtube about a week ago
  • + 1
 awesomeSmile i drink oil , just like "performance: guyWink
  • + 1
 ha, he actually drinks some of the lube i think...
  • + 0
 its so funny)))
we must made smth like this but with DH bike and our words)
  • + 1
 Yer right on lol. DH 4 life !
  • + 1
 awesome. funniest vod in a while
  • - 1
 Awesome!!! Please, anybody can send me the letter of the song, there are some words that I don't understand. Congratulations to the creator!
  • + 1
 When did you move from Australia to Canada odin? lol
  • + 0
 dud i am actually Sam Hill.
  • + 0
 OMG it all makes sense now!
  • - 2
 yer it does. haha

the funny thing is that people think that i made this lol
  • + 0
 hahahahahaha every rode rider out there probly has a huge woody over this one
  • + 1
 HAHA simply amazing!! VOD for kicks
  • + 1
 I KNEW THIS WOULD MAKE IT! HAHAHA
  • + 2
 thats hilarious!
  • + 1
 Hilarious, that dude should be on T.V.
  • + 1
 lol yeah thats hilarious VOD!!
  • + 1
 Thanks PB, you made my day!!!
  • + 1
 we got a rider down! we need spandex stat!!!!
  • + 1
 GREAT! I love the girls pumping. Should have more shots of them.
  • + 1
 hell yeah! Big Grin this video made my day
  • + 0
 I'd like to see his amazing brakes on a DH bike.
  • + 1
 Pretty sweet..
  • + 0
 Excuse me, I' going pump my tires and oil my chain....LOL!
  • + 1
 hahahahahaha.
  • + 0
 So.....Is this guy mentally handicapped?
  • + 1
 realy funny
  • + 1
 VOD fo shooo!!!
  • + 1
 it already has been POD.
  • - 1
 AWESOME. reminds me of the "I'm on a Boat" video...check that out on youtube
  • + 0
 nice vid man finaly pb has something like this ahah props
  • + 0
 lol, just watched this two days ago.
  • + 1
 Best vid on pinkbike.
  • + 0
 mad dope ass props!! Im stoked to..... wait this is BS!!!!!!! funny though
  • + 0
 hahahahhahahqhhahahhahah goat ! omg hahah
  • + 1
 best video ever!! lolage
  • + 0
 haha best song ever Big Grin great VOD
  • + 0
 i loved how he spit when he said "Performance"
  • + 1
 haha amazing
  • + 1
 amazing!!!
  • + 0
 haha never seen this before, funny though!
  • + 0
 thats right its all about performance looooool
  • + 1
 haha this is awesome
  • + 1
 great great vid!!
  • + 1
 great vod
  • + 1
 that was loltastic
  • + 1
 ha ha ha funny : ]
  • + 1
 hahaha
  • + 0
 Coolest VOD of all time. God I hate fixie!
  • + 0
 POD????????? already all the cheat is POD...
  • + 1
 ha ha realy funny
  • + 1
 very funny Smile )
  • + 1
 soo funny hehe
  • + 1
 Im out xDD
  • + 1
 haha class
  • + 1
 HAHA
  • + 0
 that would of took lots of work to make that
  • + 0
 haha true true for all bikes!
  • + 1
 ahah classic !
  • + 1
 This is pretty clever.
  • + 1
 Haha! That was awesome!
  • + 1
 WTF !? :!
  • + 1
 That's some funny sh*t
  • + 1
 eskece brutal !!
  • + 1
 AWESOME!!
  • + 0
 what's the name on the song??? i lovet itBig Grin Big Grin :Big Grin Big Grin
  • + 1
 i hate fixies
  • + 1
 that was briliant
  • + 0
 Y E S awsome video!
  • + 1
 haha that was mint
  • + 1
 mEgA LOL!
  • + 0
 Hahahahah what a loser. he doesnt even have carbon bars Big Grin
  • + 1
 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • + 1
 awesome
  • + 1
 this go. lol
  • + 1
 that made my week LOL
  • + 0
 funny stuff here ,maybe gay but funny now 1 on mtb
  • + 0
 hahahaha very nice vod !!!!
  • + 1
 John Lajoie style...
  • + 1
 that shit's funny!
  • + 1
 bad ass video hahaha!!!
  • + 1
 lol clever
  • + 0
 reminds me of whitest kids u know
  • + 0
 ahahahahaha sik
  • + 0
 pf xD
  • + 0
 Yes!
  • + 0
 omg. tat is a classic
  • + 0
 haha Smile
  • + 0
 That was beautiful
  • + 0
 Brilliant!!
  • + 0
 LOVED IT!
  • + 0
 soo funny...
  • + 0
 VOD?
  • + 0
 lol=))
  • + 0
 super funny! so true
  • + 0
 HA HA HA HA !!!
  • + 0
 ROAD bikes are so gay
  • + 2
 maybe your gay,don't fight it let nature take it's course.
  • - 1
 Not Vod worthy cool song but needs good riding
  • - 1
 Congrats Tayler on VOD lOL
  • - 1
 LOL
  • - 2
 it was good until the part at the end when he litters, i'm tired of seeing power gel packets on the road.
  • + 0
 really?
  • + 0
 nice
  • + 0
 this is perfect.
  • - 1
 yeahhhh!!!!this video are for manny guys......aaaaaahahahahahahah!!!!!
  • - 1
 would be still funnier in a dh/fr bike, but it was just amazing like that!
  • + 2
 yea but with fullface he cant sing lol
  • + 0
 Haha love it
  • + 0
 funny ! lol vod
  • + 0
 FAVORITE!! HAHAHA Big Grin
  • + 0
 HAHA Brilliant!!
  • + 0
 fuckin eh...
  • - 3
 HAHA awsomeSmile Razz
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 Breakless 4 ever
  • - 2
 hahahaha nice
  • - 3
 Fucking great! I loved it hahahaha!
  • - 2
 fixies are legit...
  • + 5
 if your on the track
  • - 2
 pretty gay
  • - 2
 funny but really stupid
  • - 3
 HA! I hate ! Roady's! VOD!
  • - 2
 lol
  • - 2
 haha i love it. it makes both cliques look like really gay
  • + 0
 not really just hipsters on fixies.
  • - 1
 I hate this shit!
  • - 2
 wtf !!! LOL !!!
amusant =))=))=))

xD Smile )Smile )
  • - 1
 what is the tune???
  • - 2
 realy looks funny, but I don't think that deserve VOD.....
  • - 2
 hahahahahha very funny! first speed vod! rsrsrs
  • - 2
 SO ANAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • - 1
 SAD BUT FUNNY
  • - 2
 funny but vod? come on..... i want something that gets me stoked to ride
  • + 10
 sorry, next time everyone will make sure that you haven't seen the video before it becomes VOD.
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