April 1, 2008
It has been a great bunch of years running pinkbike.com and riding around on pedal bikes. Great memories and friends, but we must progress as riders to another level. The next level is Moto, DirtBikes, and ChainSlayer. Bigger jumps, faster bikes, and let's cut to the chase, hotter podium girls.
On that note we are now closing pinkbike.com and starting a new website called ChainSlayer.com
On that note we are now closing pinkbike.com and starting a new website called ChainSlayer.com
I can write a big story why we are closing pinkbike and switching to moto but I think the following pictures will speak for themselves. I hope you all join us on a journey into the future of "riding".
Ok, so you can ride your pedal bike and jump big, getting towed in by a moto. Not bad.
Or you can get a motor and be a real man and hit real jumps.
You can go on a ride to, shuttle up for a ride, ride for 20 minutes, then wait, then shuttle again, then ride again, yada yada yada. Or you can show up with your Moto, start your engine and ride all day, enjoying yourself, getting better faster, and not being a lame pedal biker.
Best of all, unlike on a DH bike no one will ever say to you "dude, where's the motor on that thing?". Um yeah, right here byatch.
It's easy to switch over to moto. Look at me. I ride in my mtb helmet, mtb jersey, mtb gloves, mtb pads, mtb mace vest.
All your MTB gear crosses over.
Need some more reasons to sell the mountain bike and get a dirtbike?
Moto Riders Podium = hot chicks
MTB Riders Podium. I rest my case
It is clear why earlier today we cleaned out the Pinkbike HQ out of all mountain bikes and got things ready and made room for real bikes.
Dump that zero and get with the hero 
Email Jordan if you want any of this stuff before the bums get to it
ChainSlayer will be just like Pinkbike but for Moto.
So in conclusion, pinkbike.com will be dead in a couple of days and the new website you should all visit is
http://www.chainslayer.com
Ok, so you can ride your pedal bike and jump big, getting towed in by a moto. Not bad.
Or you can get a motor and be a real man and hit real jumps.
You can go on a ride to, shuttle up for a ride, ride for 20 minutes, then wait, then shuttle again, then ride again, yada yada yada. Or you can show up with your Moto, start your engine and ride all day, enjoying yourself, getting better faster, and not being a lame pedal biker.
Best of all, unlike on a DH bike no one will ever say to you "dude, where's the motor on that thing?". Um yeah, right here byatch.
It's easy to switch over to moto. Look at me. I ride in my mtb helmet, mtb jersey, mtb gloves, mtb pads, mtb mace vest.
All your MTB gear crosses over.
Need some more reasons to sell the mountain bike and get a dirtbike?
Moto Riders Podium = hot chicks
MTB Riders Podium. I rest my case
It is clear why earlier today we cleaned out the Pinkbike HQ out of all mountain bikes and got things ready and made room for real bikes.
Dump that zero and get with the hero
Email Jordan if you want any of this stuff before the bums get to it
ChainSlayer will be just like Pinkbike but for Moto.
So in conclusion, pinkbike.com will be dead in a couple of days and the new website you should all visit is
http://www.chainslayer.com
Comments
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oceen246
(April 1, 2008 at 0:01)
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yep, nice april fool joke. I remember when they tried once before by saying that pinkbike had been bought by another website... 
Ponies screen shot. http://www.pinkbike.com/photo/789927/
but then i loled 
i dont think they would be mean enough to completly delete pinkbike as theres millions of pictures and thousands of users on it. they will probably just have two sites. well hopefully
Hehehehe, had me for a second there. But the "drunken cyclist" deal...I was really fooled by that. lol
if this is not a prank and a serous topic f*ck U MOTO RIDERS UR POS I f*ckIN HATE ALL OF U GO GET UR OWN SITE f*ckERS
jeez its about time pedal bikes are useless, i just hope someone will actually be willing to by stupid pedal bikes so i can sell mine and get a moto. SOOO pumped on the new site MOTO RULES lol
I'm gonna have to admit it it's my first april fools on here and i fell for it, although i did suspect osmething fishy.
I was getting real sick of writing about pedal bikes anyway! This has been a long time coming, thanks Radek!
It's not a joke 
They had the same thing on pinkbike before it was launched as they do on chainslayer "oh oh, something cool is coming"
They had the same thing on pinkbike before it was launched as they do on chainslayer "oh oh, something cool is coming" 
this is stupid it scared me for a little bit but god dam i hate moto bikes i hate them so much that if this message is real i would probably kill my self and im not joking
HAHAHA nice joke... logo sux, blue colour sux... I prefer smell of my sweat rather then smell of gasoline. PEACE.
