Video: Beancore, a Plant-Based Tire Insert

Feb 13, 2022
by Colby Mesick  

Beancore's award winning baked bean and sealant blend allows for you to push the limits on your bike. Go bigger, corner harder and ride faster with enhanced suspension performance, sidewall stability and a smoother ride. Giv'r the beans with total with total confidence.

We're gonna spill beans on tire technology.

Riders:
Talus Turk
Alex Martin
Marco Thody
Calvin Schoneck

Disclaimer: Not a real product, please don't put beans in your tires.

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Member since Jun 15, 2014
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97 Comments
  • 99 1
 Feb 13, by my calendar.
  • 18 0
 You sure? It's pretty sunny outside
  • 4 0
 They had me checking the date. I've become kind of used to time flying by in this pandemic.
  • 24 0
 No beans were flicked during the creation of this video.
  • 2 1
 @pakleni: You ruined it, it's raining here today. You could even say the weather has bean better...
  • 2 0
 @korev: Nothing like a cycling to work on a day like this..
  • 67 1
 Beancore sounds like a metal sub-genre I'd DEFINITELY be in to.
  • 3 9
flag fielonator (Feb 13, 2022 at 12:50) (Below Threshold)
 @takeiteasyridehard: I can't imagine what it would be, probably best to keep it to yourself though..........Are beans their own race now? I'm curious.
  • 3 0
 @fielonator: yeah some thoughts are best kept private...
  • 3 2
 @wburnes: Cheeses thanks for the heads up, I had no idea the humble bean could lead down such a rabbit hole. Can i say rabbit? Or hole?

Always happy to learn a new thing not to say, that I'd probably never say anyway.
  • 3 0
 As usual, when it comes to silly metal genres, Chris Bowes has you covered:

youtu.be/HR6kOHccYRY
  • 2 0
 Christopher Bowes and his Plate of Beans.

No word of a lie, it genuinely exists. It's a joke project by Chris (singer of Alestorm, member of Gloryhammer and Wizardthrone)
  • 2 0
 @DH-BK: I see that you too are a man of culture.
  • 45 2
 Tyre fart instead of tyre burp? Now my bike farts more than I do
  • 3 0
 OK... I posted before I watched the vid.....
  • 2 0
 I’m pretty sure I’d still fart more than my bike, even if we renamed tire burps to tire farts.

So I’m either not riding hard enough, or I eat the right amount of burritos, or both?
  • 38 0
 Bean there, done that.
  • 5 0
 The is the most vulgaris product ever on PB. We should give this a chili reception..
  • 11 0
 Interesting concept, but I hesitate to get behind it.
  • 1 2
 "These homies can't do me nada,
be in Nevada, with a lot of enchilada"
  • 3 2
 Doesn't take a genus to give my pun so upvotes...
  • 25 0
 Heinz no tubes
  • 5 0
 Brown Seal
  • 1 1
 @ceecee: paint the town brown
  • 11 0
 What if you filled a bike tube with tofu?
  • 2 1
 ^ this
  • 9 0
 The stirring gave me PTSD
  • 6 0
 Wait until they ride my animal based tire insert, Meat Tube
  • 2 0
 It would have to be a very good sealant though with the dogs and wild animals biting your tires all the time.
  • 1 0
 If you go through the valve stem, you can give it the Hot Beef Injection.
  • 6 0
 I have one question…. WHY???
  • 9 1
 Wrong. The question is why not????
  • 4 1
 Because they thought it was too funny to hold on until April 1st?
  • 5 1
 This is real cheese cutting edge technology! What's next? Veal-brocore Handlebars!?
  • 4 0
 The cross country sealant should have been “beans and weenies”….er, maybe that’s road, dunno.
  • 1 0
 It's not april fools is it? Why has this been posted? I hoped it was actually a bioplastic alternative tyre insert which would be cool. check this out:

www.packaging-gateway.com/news/airxcoffee-bio-composite
  • 4 1
 Love the disclaimer. Wish they would of had the talking dog from Bushes stating that.
  • 2 0
 Ha or Keanu Reeves
  • 7 1
 @fielonator: Beanu Reeves
  • 1 0
 Roll that beautiful bean footage
  • 1 1
 Coop beans have gone up 10p per tin in my local. They were only 34p to start with so that's quite an increase, and for me they're the tastiest ones. Is there a bean shortage now? Also, no deals on beer or coffee. They always had deals on beer and coffee. I say we boycot the Coop u til they quit their profiteering ways. Who's with me?
  • 2 0
 The real bio sealant: Végétalex from Effetto Mariposa

www.effettomariposa.eu/products/vegetalex-bicycle-tyre-sealant
  • 2 0
 ***I did some checking on NYSE, etc, and BEANCORE's financials STINK ! If this product fails to generate revenue, the executives will become has-beans...........
  • 1 0
 “ 'Award winning' product with its finger on the pulses of the sport.”

Maybe “peristalsis” instead of “pulses”, and whatever you do, don’t pull that finger.
  • 1 0
 In direct competition with barelli baguette inserts in the food based rim protection market. I really wish I had more than just two major competitors to choose from!
  • 4 0
 Cool beans
  • 2 0
 Is Beancore an offshoot of Happy Hardcore or Grindcore? Confused
  • 1 0
 Beans are a great source of fiber, and could be used to eliminate carbon component slippage
  • 3 1
 This may come as a surprise but latex sealants are already plant based.
  • 1 0
 The latex is yes. The solvents? I guess ammonia wouldn't be so hard to produce from plants or bacteria. But isn't there typically also ethylene glycol in there? I don't think the glycol in sealants is plant-based. Unless of course you would insist (rightfully, but besides the point) that crude oil is also plant based.
  • 2 0
 Actual product testing footage:
fb.watch/b8Wk2IuZd1
  • 1 0
 This is amazing. Also love his reaction... "there's beans in this..."
  • 2 0
 would've been a legendary April fools vid!!!
  • 1 0
 They spilled the beans a little early on this one!
  • 2 0
 Didn't Seth or some other YouTuber do this not long ago?
  • 2 0
 You just described every video on the internet.
  • 1 0
 Gonna add a little bit of our secret sauce.... Stan's.... Haaahaahahha. Fun video. Thx!!
  • 1 0
 Awsome news, I think I will run the DH beans in the rear and the baget in the front. Then I can make a sandwich post ride
  • 1 0
 I thought this was real and thought to myself ¨I understand eco-friendliness, but how far are we gonna go?
  • 1 0
 10yo me is disappointed in the lack of fart sounds in this video #missedopportunity
  • 1 0
 Waiting for CarnivCore to debut their bacon based, keto friendly, solution at Pond Beaver
  • 2 0
 That's a stupid waste of food. And sealant
  • 1 0
 Love the Beancore HB decal!! LOL
  • 1 0
 Definitely April 1st, and Taco Bell will be the nutrition sponsor.
  • 3 2
 Woud prefere Bacon Tire Insert
  • 4 2
 A sausage would fit better
  • 2 0
 Traildogs would approve.
  • 1 0
 Garage innovation at its finest hour!!
  • 1 0
 Wait, Henry didn't write this.
  • 2 0
 April came early
  • 1 0
 Watched this on the toilet
  • 1 0
 came here for the price :-)))))
  • 1 0
 *aggressively checks calendar to see if it’s April already*
  • 2 0
 Fezzari did it first
  • 1 0
 Searching for content. Took a break from re-posting youtube videos.
  • 1 0
 I'll use it only if the beans were first fermented.
  • 1 0
 The cringe is so bad it almost makes me want to go back to tubes.
  • 1 0
 No more flat tyres, only flatulent ones!
  • 1 0
 I was waiting for a "tire toot"!
  • 1 0
 I;m thinking about thos Beans
  • 1 0
 I came here for the comments… was not disappointed!
  • 1 0
 Beancore... wait till i tell my #Ebiker mates. Ha Bean.
  • 1 0
 This is beans!!!!!
  • 1 0
 Will this give me gas?
  • 1 0
 WTF
  • 2 0
 Warbling Tremendous Flatulence.
  • 1 1
 This wins the internet today
  • 1 3
 so funny ha ha...
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