Video: Rob Warner Tries to Return to World Cups in "The Way Back"
 | In September 2022 Rob Warner signed off on the Mountain Bike Downhill World Cup. It had been his life for nearly 3 decades. After a turbulent racing career he transitioned into being the sports commentator. Raw and unsolicited it was the beginning of a new era of broadcasting. Through his unmatchable knowledge, enthusiasm and love of downhill he became the voice of mountain biking. Fourteen blissful years followed, the sport growing almost as quickly as Warner’s ego before at the end of 2022 the unthinkable happened. Robert Warner was no longer ‘The Voice’. To say he took it badly is an understatement. He no longer knew who he was, or why he even existed. There was only one way through it. To go to rock bottom and start again. In this candid documentary Canadian film-maker Nick Van Berkel has access all areas documenting Rob as he’s never been seen before. From his most vulnerable to the start of him fighting back, this is a film sure to leave a tear in your eye. Can he find ’The Way Back?’ Thankyou to Giant Bicycles for letting me make this film and to the awesome Nick Van Berkel for bringing an idea to life |
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Look at the time!!
How Danny Hart can sit with balls that big.
Look at that whip!
Come on Peaty! Get on those f*cking pedals!!!
"Thank God I have a suspension chair" (on Steve Peat's run at the 2009 world champs).
Steve Peat has done more for downhill mountain biking than Osama Bin Laden has done for terrorism.
He hit the deck harder than an old lady on a cruise ship.
He's is on a rampage like a dog with two dicks.
He's as loose as a clown running through a minefield.
He looks like he's shit a lego deathstar.
He's angrier than a man with a fork in a world of sup.
He's all over the place like a monkey dry-humping a football.
He's off like a Jewish foreskin.
He's off like a Russian boder.
He's gone down harder then the US economy.
He's going to wake up feeling like his neck took a Viagra.
He's letting it all hang out like a fat bird in a bikini.
He's gone down like a pair of cheap tights!
He wants this more than an out of work rapist.
His ass has opened up wider than a hippos yawn!
He has gone down faster than one of those french breast implants!!
That's as popular as a ginger-haired step-child.
That would have opened up his arsehole like a vintage golf bag.
Thats uglier than ET with skin cancer.
This man's got less brain than a service station pasty.
This is more packed than a Chinese cemetery.
Although the king of pop might be dead, we still have a thriller for you. So don't sit at home and beat it.
I'm sweating like a whore in church.
If he pull this off there will be an uprising worthy of a middle eastern country!
Sam Hill: The Winged Assassin/Thunder from Down Under
Gee Atherton: The Vulcan Bomber
Ben Cathro: The World's Tallest Man
“Look how effortless and smoothie is. This man is smoother and faster than the Bonneville salt flats.”
“Look how smooth he is. If he was any smoother, he would have to be liquidized.”
was too raw or bro for their "professional" style (whichis hilarious to even type out given what a train wreck commentary was last year until Gwin and some other pros showed up to pull the pants up).
But Warners absence, along with addition of Semis, made 2023 a pretty sad year for DH. Sure, there were some exciting wins & some really good things to happen like Goldstone winning twice and Benoit taking the Worlds but unless they bring Rob on or improve the coverage somehow, I have little interest in subscribing to watch and listening to Cedric carry on like a 15 year old.
In response to Aaron Gwin’s 2011 World Champs crash when he was actually up on Danny’s time.
Of the 12-15 guys I know who were DH freaks for years. none sub'd to GCN last year to watch. I did for about 4 weeks and it was such shite that I cancelled & watched highlights instead. I even offered my user/pass to most buds - they didn't even take me up on it. I don't blame them. I am sure coverage improved (esp w/ Gwin) but Id wager Discovery lost 50% or more of the DH fanbase last year. Rob IS downhill commentary. His loss is stark.
- It's rumored that when Greg Minnaar gets on the pedals he can stop the Earth's rotation because he has so much power
- Danny Hart has testicles the size of weather balloons
- It's wetter out than a dolphin with a bladder infection
So my buddy and I start crossing the track to help him up/make sure he was fine and Rob being Rob the cursing was well on it's way and he wasn't happy as it was a stupid fall so pulling up his bike i said to him "Rob, that was uglier than a bag full of Arseholes. Are you okay?".
The angry Rob just exploded into laughter and cleaned himself off still laughing and said "Good memory, that was a fair few years back". And i said it was Brendan Fairclough crashing in some mud filled forest section someplace but i could be wrong. Rob said nothing as we gave him a bottle of water, mars bar and a huge handful of blue clean-up roll. We spoke for a few minutes, he thanked us for the help, the laugh and the pit stop then he said he'd better go or Peaty would think he'd stole his pit bike.
I don't watch live DH Racing now and Rob not commentating is a big part of it.
I knew Downhill was turning into something i wasn't liking when there was a few Mercedes-Benz PICK-UP Trucks peppered around Fort William including one at the Road Gap. Who the F*** is filling the back of that painted flatbed with anything except water while washing? That was the start of the Dumbass SUV craze and the ending of my watching DH Live.
On a side note, discovery/uci if you’re watching this get people like Aaron Gwin again back in the commentary booth; or someone of the similar ilk.
That’s the only thing that’s made it watchable.
That last jump had me in tears too, wasn't expecting that.
Can't wait for Tassie!