I wish we could get fun trail names here in Colorado, instead it’s all PC BS approved by the city council or county open space commissioner or forest service
Better than around here where the trail organization board names trails after themselves. Fat bike trail crowd source names are better: Scary Girlfriend, Trash Panda, etc.
Just do what people in Rotterdam do: ignore the official names and use your own names. We have a shopping street below street level that the city decided to officially call the 'Beurstraverse' (trade traverse). No real Rotterdammer calls it that. It is and will always be referred to as 'Koopgoot' (buying gutter).
@Mac1987: Classic! That is sort of how it works around here for the winter trails if the name that shows up on trial forks is not sufficiently sarcastic.
If you're getting upset about PC trail names, you clearly haven't got enough to worry about. Of course we should really go for some more realistic names: like forced birth, death by miscarriage, gender pay gap, domestic violence, school gun deaths, 14.8% of US women have been raped (that might be a bit long for a sign). Or are those also too PC for you?
@flatplatypus: your username does not reflect the area’s historical ties to the mining industry, as per the city council’s resolution on acceptable trail and user names you have been ruled not PC enough for Colorado, you will henceforth be banned from trail naming in the state.
My friend and I built a 15 minute downhill you could shuttle in Nor Ca. (Circa 2001). After a lot of consideration for naming it we settled on “Your Sister “. It was common to hear said “ a bunch of us are riding Your Sister tomorrow”, did Your Sister today, the traction was perfect “ and many other variations. Unfortunately it was devastated in a Forest fire AKA (Car Fire) and the erosion that followed that winter ruined it. Goes without saying that “Your Sister is now unridable and completely blown out.”
I like this video. As a Trailbuilder who named trails based on what my life was doing at the time, and the music we liked most whole building and riding the trails and considering how hard me, and let’s be honest, the volunteers and the other Trailbuilder’s worked on it- the whole experience kinda sucked when the department of natural resources renamed it and put up signs with the new (very safe and uninspired vanilla) name and made us take down our very lovingly hand made and very awesome signs. Cést la vie I got over it. Trailbuilder’s should name trails, and women should build trails and children should learn both. Wu tang is for the children. Minor threat forever.
or after rob (/white) zombie songs ! Superbeast, El Phantasmo And The Chicken-Run Blast-O-Rama, Well, Everybody’s f*cking in a U.F.O., Shake Your Ass-Smoke Your Grass , etc.
Notable local trail names: -Organ Donor -Birth Control -Diaphragm (near birth control, so probbably not the muscle) -Who's yer Daddy -Lumpy Pants -Sofa King (as in Sofa King Rad)
Not as notable but awesome name none-the-less: Berm Reynolds (great trail)
We've got "Mother in Law" "Rocky Balboa" "Loco El Coco" "Augustus Pablo" "Wh@re No More" " B!tch" "Sh!tting Gears" "Loose Lips" "Van Damme" "Loving shovels" "Goldilocks" into "Three Bears" "Busted Nuts" "Blitzkrieg" "Fun Guy" just to name a few.....
the whole SE is like this. "person or place name" + "geographical feature or type of tree" - eg Avery Creek, Sherrill's Ford, Jake Mountain, Burnett Ridge, etc
As a Trailbuilder who named trails based on what my life was doing at the time, and the music we liked most whole building and riding the trails and considering how hard me, and let’s be honest, the volunteers and the other Trailbuilder’s worked on it- the whole experience kinda sucked when the department of natural resources renamed it and put up signs with the new (very safe and uninspired vanilla) name and made us take down our very lovingly hand made and very awesome signs. Cést la vie
I got over it.
Trailbuilder’s should name trails, and women should build trails and children should learn both.
Wu tang is for the children.
Minor threat forever.
Superbeast, El Phantasmo And The Chicken-Run Blast-O-Rama, Well, Everybody’s f*cking in a U.F.O., Shake Your Ass-Smoke Your Grass , etc.
No idea what it means, but the only "SCTV" trail listed in Trailforks is Indosiar SCTV.
-Organ Donor
-Birth Control
-Diaphragm (near birth control, so probbably not the muscle)
-Who's yer Daddy
-Lumpy Pants
-Sofa King (as in Sofa King Rad)
Not as notable but awesome name none-the-less: Berm Reynolds (great trail)
Gilles says it doesn't count unless you post on Strava...
We have mysterio ,gambass, go psy, peanut ,goldorack, etc…