SaddleSpur’s New Saddle, Presented Without Comment of Any Sort

Nov 7, 2023
by Pinkbike Staff  
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Our HR department has advised us to not comment on this new product, but we want to make sure you’re aware that it exists. Probably. Maybe.

bigquotesA totally different approach to bike saddles. Whether you want to beat your personal best, get fit or simply cycle to work, try the SaddleSpur patented design to reduce your weight and improve every bike ride. Jump on!— SaddleSpur

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343 Comments
  • 648 19
 Is it available in white in case that one doesn’t fit properly?
  • 143 65
 Asian version hopefully exists.
  • 49 5
 @onetrykid: username checks out
  • 42 1
 Is it flexible? If it’s designed so you can sit forward more, gonna need it to flex forward a little bit to really get that sweet spot.
  • 18 1
 Im sure the comments section will add the comment this article went without
  • 59 1
 Any time I think the PB comment section is the worst, I’m reminded that it’s actually the best.
  • 8 37
flag mariomtblt (Nov 7, 2023 at 13:05) (Below Threshold)
 bro what the fck lmaooooo
  • 90 1
 My wife just said she wants one.
  • 11 34
flag rubberbutter (Nov 7, 2023 at 14:21) (Below Threshold)
 If you want it in white, you obviously aren’t the target consumer for this saddle. It’s all about pushing… the bike uphill… white would get dirty from your hands and what not, so no, no white available.
  • 3 0
 Can you put it on sideways?
  • 16 1
 @alwayslivingthedream: She wants one for her or for you ...
  • 9 0
 @sanchofula: Yes
  • 2 0
 Look up "Lou Rawls colonoscopy" on YouTube. He might have designed this saddle for all we know.
  • 6 0
 @rubberbutter: username also checks out
  • 31 0
 Is it AXS battery compatible?
  • 22 6
 "You love riding. We love riding. But we don’t love it when riding hurts" - SaddleSpur

Well then your saddle should come with progressively sized saddle dildos, SaddleSpur. And maybe an anal bead curiosity version. One size doesn't fit all.

And include silicone-based lube with the purchase of a saddle.
  • 4 0
 No more upvotes for this comment! It’s perfect right where it is!
  • 7 16
flag lucaj (Nov 9, 2023 at 6:25) (Below Threshold)
 A lot of lazy racism here. Downvote me, whatever.
  • 328 2
 This and a 210mm dropper post, and let the good times roll !?
  • 12 1
 That actually made me laugh out loud
  • 165 2
 150mm is not only average but more than enough
  • 26 0
 does axs have an oscillating function?
  • 3 0
 @adrennan: BMC does, just not sure if enough air for maximum pleasure.
product warning thumb may become numb!
  • 2 0
 @VtVolk: Depends on the girth of the dropper
  • 1 0
 You'd still be happy with a 125 post
  • 2 0
 What kind of psi and is it Live Valve compatible?
  • 2 0
 @VtVolk: I heard 50 mmm was enough ...
  • 3 0
 That reminds me to find my tube of slick honey. My saddle has been rising a bit slower than usual lately.
  • 2 0
 Once it can maintain its erect position and not keep dropping down then that is more important than the length of it's stroke.
  • 3 0
 How many times are you going to forget to disengage your shock lockout
  • 2 0
 @gadabout-garth: Once
  • 5 0
 @st-lupo: Don't be too critical of your saddle, afterall, it is getting colder outside~
  • 1 1
 Maybe...until the backsupport piece gets caught on your shorts on a downhill and next thing you know you are over the bars
  • 259 0
 Mr. Garrison approves
  • 90 0
 Still beats dealing with the airlines.
  • 19 0
 Lemmiwinks isn't so keen though, it's given him a pounding headache.
  • 7 5
 @jaytdubs: Nice SP reference..
  • 169 2
 Dick pound approves
  • 1 3
 Best yet.
  • 5 1
 @mgrantorser: Mike levy’s still testing it
  • 2 2
 dck pnd wnr f cnn cllctv lvr f bg blk sddls
  • 1 0
 @mior: your grammars getting worse mo Wink
  • 3 1
 @Matt115lamb: this is what american school does to the mind
  • 4 0
 @Matt115lamb: *grammar's.
  • 1 0
 @mace-the-amazing: The noun grammar can be countable or uncountable.
In more general, commonly used, contexts, the plural form will also be grammar.
However, in more specific contexts, the plural form can also be “grammars” e.g. in reference to various types of “grammars” or a cllctn of “grammars”.
Wink
  • 2 0
 @Matt115lamb: Google has all of the answers.
  • 2 0
 @mace-the-amazing: how dare you lol
  • 2 0
 @Matt115lamb: lol
  • 2 1
 @Matt115lamb: The original comment wasn't implying that there were multiple grammars. It was a contraction of "grammar is" and so I think grammar's is correct.
  • 2 0
 @mcgetskinny: You could be right but don’t tell mace !
  • 159 0
 There is so much innovation here it hurts……
  • 13 0
 Does it come with a quarter slot.
  • 2 0
 @omegalung: You can ask them yourself here (www.saddlespur.com/contact)
  • 143 0
 Did the clocks get set all the way back to April or something?
  • 2 0
 I was going to say "Is it April 1 already?"
  • 103 2
 Your Scientists Were So Preoccupied With Whether Or Not They Could, They Didn’t Stop To Think If They Should
  • 31 0
 On a group ride with the start up. "You all feel like, even using clipplless pedals, and super firm tacky grips , gloveless; you want an even more solid connection to your bike?" (non comittal head tilts, and murmurs) "Me TOO! So here's what I've been working on...."
  • 7 0
 Life... finds a way
  • 2 19
flag WhateverBikes (Nov 8, 2023 at 1:30) (Below Threshold)
 Same goes for the people who still post this comment. Jeez. It was somewhat funny five years ago.
  • 1 0
 @WhateverBikes: I guess from now on I’ll only use the latest season’s I Think You Should Leave Quotes…does that work for you BANANA BREATH? WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST EAT A BANANA? GO BACK TO YOUR HENTAI WIFE AND SINGLE PIVOT ENDURO YOU FKG ELITIST TROLL
  • 1 0
 @tkb85: Single pivot enduro? Who needs suspension. I ride full rigid.
And I don't really like bananas tbh.
  • 75 0
 Still better than cable tourism
  • 12 0
 Saddle tourism
  • 4 0
 @number44: Saddlistic voyeurism
  • 70 0
 Did Mac bring the ass pounder 4000 to market?
  • 12 0
 The ass pounder 4000 was the first thing I thought of when I saw this. Nicely done.
  • 63 2
 I thought Specialized owned the patent on f****** riders in the a**.
  • 9 0
 Specialized Command Post at 100 PSI will pair nicely with this.
  • 52 0
 Is there a ribbed version of the back rest to aid in…. Urrrm…. Grip?
Asking for a friend.
  • 7 0
 Yes. For *your* pleasure.
  • 48 0
 no review tomorrow
  • 5 0
 @moir: boooooo, we your devout fans demand one
  • 9 0
 @p0rtal00: if you send me one i will write a review mark my word
  • 3 0
 @mior: 125 quid tho maybe i'm not that devout
  • 15 0
 Review tomorrow on "OnlyFans"
  • 45 1
 I expect a huck to flat video.
  • 16 0
 @onetrykid: you guys can start a group fund. i will do the huck to flat too
  • 3 0
 fundraiser anyone?
  • 35 0
 butthole
  • 7 1
 Butthurt
  • 2 1
 pleasures
  • 34 0
 Finally the perfect saddle for my bike ball lights.
  • 31 0
 Is it April 1st already?
  • 28 0
 Does it come with lube?
  • 41 1
 well, eventually you will come with or without lube....or else.
  • 3 0
 The Dildo of Consequences rarely arrives lubed
  • 1 0
 Gunna need more chamois cream
  • 34 8
 Eight inches in the rear…no homo
  • 7 3
 You sure?
  • 4 0
 So you’re fast, way faster than me?
  • 25 0
 this time the pinkbike editors said "we can let the comments section do the work"
  • 26 0
 Do they make office chairs for work?
  • 24 0
 Quinney wrote that headline. 100%
  • 23 0
 Looks like business in the front, ...
  • 3 0
 *Very* underrated comment
  • 21 1
 Perfect gift for the 55 year old that has everything. A new seat and a colonoscopy
  • 19 0
 SaddleSpur is here to ensure that even with prices coming down across the bike industry, were still gonna take it in the rear somehow....
  • 21 0
 I bet you can't return it
  • 3 1
 You'd have to use condoms to share your bike.
  • 21 1
 Huck to flat video with 2 camera angles. One from the rear and one for the face please.
  • 20 1
 Wait.... can't you just remove the saddle and just ride the seatpost? They are over-thinking this one.
  • 18 0
 I was able to make one of these at home with materials I already had.
  • 17 0
 “Million-to-one doc”
  • 15 1
 Well... Dog owners love to see their dog's excitment when going outside. It's nice to see your bike excited too, when taken out of the shed.
  • 16 0
 Finally, the saddle my Cove G Spot has been waiting for.
  • 2 0
 I heard they tested it on a Shocker though.
  • 16 0
 I feel uncomfortable commenting on this given my username
  • 11 0
 Can you get a comment from SaddleSpur as to why they mounted it backwards on the gold seat post? Are these just that innovative that we also have to check which way they point?
  • 18 0
 ChatGPT: design a bike saddle
  • 3 0
 Maybe it's backwards on the other picture and that's the right way. The StraddleSaddle.
  • 10 0
 Even if "rear support" does offer some major comfort or performance advantages, I have to believe that a design which supports the entire glute muscles, rather than the crack, would be the way to go.

In the 'research' section of the website, they claim that this will "..improved recovery, and faster finish times." Smile Like...you cannot make this stuff up.
  • 8 0
 Everybody knows 75% of total pedal power comes from the crack.
  • 1 0
 This is just the best comment ever. Still laughing!
  • 13 0
 From their website: "SaddleSpur™ is more than just a seat."
Yeah, I'll say!
  • 13 0
 They missed the chance to call this the PROstate Seat. Needs an integrated gripshift feature too.
  • 14 1
 Is there a double spur available? Asking for a friend…
  • 1 0
 Is that for their tandem bike?
  • 3 0
 @philrossnz: tandem insertion. Uh I mean yeah for what you said
  • 15 1
 Clipless for your ass
  • 12 0
 There are probably some that have been looking long and hard for one of these.
  • 6 1
 These puns are pushing it a bit far.
  • 8 0
 Wait.

The ad copy says this saddle is to reduce “my” weight. If they’d said the bikes weight, I’d have thought nothing of it (or nothing more than a saddle that looks like that would normally make).

But having it look like that and say it’s supposed to make “me” drop weight?

Is that because you start the ride and are too afraid of what might happen if you get tired of standing? Sort of a cycling/workout version of “Speed”?
  • 34 0
 i think it is designed to stimulate a bowel movement
  • 10 0
 I’m guessing you’ve never experienced the extreme weight loss only obtained through aggressive power bottoming.
  • 6 1
 Blood is heavy.
  • 11 0
 waiting for the kashima version
  • 5 0
 Waiting for the Kardashian version.
  • 10 1
 i don't want to know the "science" behind it
but i'm guessing only fans ,xxx ,p hub special edition is next move
  • 4 0
 Buchanan has a review vid coming soon.
  • 11 0
 Giggidity!
  • 5 0
 So is the back piece supposed to go inside?? I guess you would never slip if uou did. I suppose though, even if it's not supposed to go inside, it will probably find its way when you least expect it.
I dunno, this seat has Bill Cosby vibes all over it.
  • 9 0
 Not sure that "Jump on!" is the best advice...
  • 4 0
 "New research proves this saddle’s design brings cyclists unrivalled comfort and elevated performance. Supported by Innovate UK Edge, scientists from the Cambridge Centre for Sport & Exercise Sciences of Anglia Ruskin University put a SaddleSpur™ saddle under the microscope to see what it could achieve... and the results were impressive!"

Unlike any other bike seat, SaddleSpur™ provides natural support for your lower back. Use the Spur to achieve more power and performance with less strain, as proven by a recent time-trial study by Anglia Ruskin University in Cambridge, a world-renowned centre for physiology research.

Sitting comfortably? We think you should be. SaddleSpur™ adjusts how you’re positioned on your bike – keeping you comfortable for miles longer. The unisex cutout means less saddle pressure for all. Participants in our latest research experienced more cycling comfort and less pain compared to a standard bike saddle.

Invented, developed, and tested in the UK, SaddleSpur™ has been designed to look as good as it feels. Whatever type of cyclist you are and whatever type of bike you use, you’ll find SaddleSpur™ to be a perfect fit.

Could not help myself
  • 4 0
 I don’t care what kind of scientific research they’ve allegedly done, this is not going to fly. I mean, it could be the answer from heaven for all saddle comfort and power issues, but people will not buy this thing.
  • 2 0
 What we really need is some feedback from the Kinsey Institute.
  • 6 0
 First the piss bottle now the dick saddle. As long as humanity is capable of such achievements, there is hope for a better world.
  • 6 0
 This must be a sign that the bike industry is about to release its next big thing... another unnecessary new standard.
  • 3 0
 "Using the patented vertical extension, and your “coccyx” connection, to experience more comfort, efficiency, and potentially enhanced performance. Engineered for stability, and safety, the short design lets you maintain an aggressive forward leaning position to optimize your pedaling momentum."

Is it April??
  • 8 0
 THE PENETRATORRRR
  • 7 0
 I've seen this film before!
  • 7 0
 Pick a saddle and make a dick out of it.
  • 4 0
 Do they sponsor Lewis Buchanan? That'd be a good, er, fit with his other sponsors...
Also, it needs these integrated: www.amazon.co.uk/Original-bike-balls-waterproof-taillight/dp/B01CKBD0NU
  • 6 0
 Ordered up one of these to go with my new pee bottle!
  • 6 0
 Perfect for Win it Wednesday
  • 4 0
 So. Jokes aside. What made them, a company presumably wanting to make money, do this? How does this help one ride their bike?
  • 6 0
 So, which dropper goes up the fastest? Asking for a friend...
  • 4 0
 And I'm wanting to know which dropper goes up the slowest. And I'm also asking for a friend...
  • 5 0
 I hope it includes a nice dinner and (a few) drinks?
  • 3 0
 My best from their website: "We deeply thank Anglia Ruskin University, Innovate UK Edge, and Darius Development Ltd"
How deep exactly?
  • 4 0
 This HAS to be a joke. I'm definitely getting these and shipping directly to a few friends.
  • 6 0
 "friends" *
  • 2 0
 From their site: "SaddleSpur™ has been designed to look as good as it feels. Whatever type of cyclist you are and whatever type of bike you use, you’ll find SaddleSpur™ to be a perfect fit."
  • 4 0
 If any of you buy my bike that’s NOT selling in Buy/Sell, I’ll throw in one of these for free, to sweeten the deal.
  • 1 0
 Verbiage that was copied and pasted directly from their website. Are they in on the joke?

"A unique invention that has the potential to reshape the cycling industry."
Anglia Ruskin University
SaddleSpur™ is the next evolution in bike saddles.

Engineered for comfort, safety,
performance, and efficiency.

British designed. Lab-tested.
Made with style.

SaddleSpur™ is more than just a seat.

Jump on!"
  • 1 0
 What is Anglia Ruskin University famous for?

We've once again been named as one of the top 350 institutions in the world in The Times Higher Education World University Rankings 2023 – and one of the top 40 universities in the UK.
In November 2021, we were proud to receive
The Queen's Anniversary Prize for our world-leading music therapy work.

So it comes with a soundtrack too?
  • 5 0
 I don't really think a patent on this design was necessary.
  • 2 0
 From the website:

"A unique invention that has the potential to reshape the cycling industry."
Anglia Ruskin University

and then:

"SaddleSpur™ is more than just a seat.

Jump on!"
  • 1 0
 "Our OTB saddle design has been specifically engineered to avoid those terrible moments when instinct takes over and you find yourself sliding back on your saddle to prevent what would otherwise have been an utterly memorable OTB. Don't ever miss out on a helmet crash replacement - get the Saddle Spur and bang your head every time."
  • 5 0
 giggidity!
  • 4 0
 Unplug your e bike and plug yourself in
  • 3 0
 What if you have a small coxxyx? Do they make different sizes?
Asking for a friend
  • 2 0
 this is gonna be hit on a NA market... even bigger if it was making farting noises. Not really sure why but people here love that shit
  • 4 0
 Just simply because you can, doesn't also always mean you should.
  • 2 0
 “Alright, I’m gonna tell you one last time, if you lean too far back on the descents again we’re putting the saddlespur on”
  • 1 0
 This is not even about the shaft. This is all about the wide to narrow slot. Overshoot a landing and it could be over. Search "squirrel gets caught on fence by his nutsack" for an example.
  • 2 0
 This product is designed to make you feel more intact with your bike, a strong rider/bike connection is key to make those rides as enjoyable as your wildest dreams
  • 2 0
 Patented by John Eugene Dowling
Who also has a patent for a "cleaner attachment device"
Go figure.

patents.justia.com/inventor/john-eugene-downing
  • 2 0
 I don't know why you guys insist on making this weird. It doesn't go up your butt. It just goes deep into your entire ass crack.
  • 3 0
 "British designed. Lab-tested. Made with style." Who is this illustrious design team and what was the selection criteria? Frown
  • 3 0
 I'm NEVER going to try one of these seats, PERIOD........because I'm afraid I'd end up with a SEMI-COLON Smile
  • 1 0
 "SaddleSpur™ is the next evolution in bike saddles.

Engineered for comfort, safety,
performance, and efficiency.

British designed. Lab-tested.
Made with style.

SaddleSpur™ is more than just a seat.

Jump on!"
  • 3 0
 Brings a whole new meaning to "Back in the saddle again."
  • 3 0
 The piece de resistance of the steep seat tube cabal has been revealed.
  • 1 0
 Glad to see it comes in carbon right off the rip, but you think I can pressure wash the silicone model without mucking up my pivot bearings?
  • 1 0
 Can I get the contact details of that "copywriter" who came with the "Jump On" phrase. Seems like he/she has the right feel for things....
  • 3 0
 Manufactured in Portland, Oregon…
  • 2 0
 "I was just riding along, on my trainer......." Especially that last "model"...
  • 3 0
 @schlayer I'll wait for you to post this to the chat...
  • 1 0
 I'm at a loss for words
  • 3 0
 I see some lawsuits incoming with this one
  • 4 0
 Vlad
  • 4 1
 Which Pinkbike editor is volunteering for the test?
  • 3 0
 I can only imagine what it's creator looks like! Wink
  • 1 0
 This has to be a disguised article for a comment contest.... After years of riding have eroded away all nerve endings in this area and you just need to feel something again
  • 4 0
 Dick Pound
  • 3 0
 I guess they are making clipless seats now?
  • 3 0
 It's the seat equivalent of clipless pedals
  • 5 1
 Roadies will love it!
  • 3 0
 Perfect addition to your BI-cycle.
  • 2 0
 From their own websites main page “it’s more than just a seat, jump on!”
  • 2 0
 ofcorse there's a carbon version.............
@drunkcyclist will LOVE this shit
  • 2 0
 "Jump on" as the last words out of the product describtion from saddlespur sounds verry "optimistic", just say'in ;-)
  • 3 0
 Huck to flat video, please!
  • 1 0
 i just sent them an email to offer my design services. they are clearly missing a market opportunity by not paring this with a custom saddle bag for protein gel storage.
  • 4 1
 STRAIGHT TO JAIL
  • 1 0
 It should come with a free sample of assmagic.co.za chamois cream...
  • 1 0
 "British designed. Lab-tested. Made with style.

SaddleSpur™ is more than just a seat.

Jump on!"
  • 1 0
 Saddlespur is actively trying to hire Jerry Seinfeld as Their spokesperson!!!
  • 4 2
 I always thought pinkbike was a name based on a pornhub pub!
  • 3 0
 Pun...
  • 2 0
 Recommended by proctologists everywhere.....uh, yeah no!
  • 1 0
 I imagine this thing has to have internal cable routing otherwise its still just a classic banana seat.
  • 2 0
 Seems a bit of a niche market to me. Especially the carbon version.
  • 2 0
 You'd be suprised
  • 1 0
 *notch
  • 2 0
 It makes sense tho, it just looks so wrong
  • 2 0
 THIS IS ACTUALLY A THING?!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
  • 3 0
 It's not April 1st.
  • 2 0
 “An ENHANCED cycling experience”
  • 1 0
 I don’t want to piss all over someone’s hopes and dreams, but I don’t think they thought that one out very well.
  • 2 0
 Why would they need to comment
  • 2 0
 bring back the "love" seat
  • 2 0
 I had so much to say, but then I read the comments
  • 2 0
 so this wasnt a bicyclepubes orginal shit saddle edition
  • 2 0
 I guess that's one way to increase chamoi butter sales.
  • 3 1
 Save your money, take the seat off your bike
  • 1 0
 Can it
Be available w different textured surfaces? Like little rings or little bumps for better grip?
  • 2 0
 Struggling to stay on your bike?
  • 2 0
 everyday, a colonoscopy......
  • 2 0
 In the semi famous words of Richard Hammond: "Leave it! Leave it..."
  • 2 0
 Putting the sad in saddle.
  • 1 0
 Having had a crash where the front of my seat attempted to enter my ass, I think this seat should be illegal.
  • 2 0
 That's the "direct mount Saddle" we all have been waiting for!
  • 1 0
 Is this the "Garrison" model?? Please tell me the next product is a giant wheeled unicycle that you sit inside of!!
  • 1 0
 Including "Jump On!" in their copy had to be a joke that accidentally slipped in.

Just like this saddle will.
  • 1 0
 Is it like Avatar so you can have that "next level" connection to your bike?
  • 1 0
 might not want to slam the saddle forward for a better climbing position on this one!
  • 2 0
 The silence is deafening.
  • 1 0
 Dynamic Integrated Large Dialator of Orfices for Dudes In Lycra Doing Outdoor Stuff
  • 2 0
 We finally complete the tour of Internet.
  • 2 0
 Does it ship in a discrete package? Is it adjustable?
  • 1 0
 We have a joke about spd saddles and shorts at the shop I work at. This joke is more funny.
  • 2 0
 Imagine a cyclo-cross remount onto that.......
  • 1 0
 Also thought it said "Tested by Angela Ruskin" - thought she must be one of those "specialist" product testers......
  • 2 0
 Everything is a saddle if you are brave enough
  • 2 0
 Good for keeping others off ur bike.
  • 2 0
 Need a video of lift operators expressions as they load em up.
  • 1 0
 I particularly enjoy that this article is just above servicing your headset PB wins with the news articles today
  • 1 0
 I can only imagine what this company would design for grips (skin color?), handlebars or a stem.....
  • 1 0
 "Makes Learning to do a Toboggan Easy"

...also checking 'Who Faved' this article.
  • 2 0
 hipster saddle. and for people who run a DHF on the rear...
  • 1 0
 I'm always looking for ways to make my rides harder and more pleasurable at the same time.
  • 2 0
 Pick a saddle that has a dick about it.
  • 2 0
 This and a Specialized Command post and you will never be the same!
  • 3 0
 Ebike specific
  • 2 0
 i think this is the best article this year.
  • 1 0
 Now you can clip in to your seat as well as you pedals. Waiting for versions from shimano and crank brothers
  • 1 0
 Jump on..,(last word on the homepage)
Ooookay, may for the onlyfans rider
  • 1 0
 Takes grip it and rip it to a whole other meaning to grip it and rip it.
  • 1 0
 Double it and give it to the next person
  • 1 0
 Could be appropriate for one's grim donut
  • 1 0
 pretty sure this is for sick superman seat grabs
  • 2 0
 Is it April already???
  • 2 0
 Roadies will love it!
  • 1 0
 Business up front party in the back
  • 1 0
 "A New Way to Travel That Will Change Everything"
  • 2 1
 Prefect sponsorship partner with onlyfans
  • 1 0
 Or transition?
  • 2 1
 that's a win, can we have double version for the front support as well?
  • 7 1
 Maybe a female version. Optimized for her pleas…….I mean safety and comfort
  • 2 1
 @Ebab: I bet HUB video as a promo mush have in that case
  • 1 0
 Sadly it is not rotable so after few rides...
  • 2 1
 Way better handle for your eBike than that WTB saddle with the hole in it.
  • 2 1
 "Mac, don't make us get the bike out."
  • 1 0
 Ah yes ~ the benefits of this fine saddle taint' lost on the masses...
  • 2 1
 I'm disappointed they didn't name it the "Sit-n-Spin"
  • 2 0
 Stiff butt complaint?
  • 3 1
 Da fuq?
  • 1 0
 “This saddle makes my ass sore.”
  • 2 1
 I'm going to need to see a demo.
  • 2 1
 Is there a version with just the tip?
  • 1 0
 Look on the bright side, no more ass-buzzing your rear tire…
  • 1 0
 Like a chopper saddle with........a chopper
  • 1 0
 Hook up the hydration hose for the bidet effect, "IT'S FOR TRIATHALONS!!"
  • 1 0
 Can I ride it with a friend?
  • 1 0
 Not approved for bikes running dry lube.
  • 1 0
 And its carbon, so you'll pay up the arse twice! Dropper posts approve.
  • 2 1
 Perfect for those ass-pounding hard tails.
  • 1 0
 It's like Togs for your saddle
  • 1 0
 Vertically stiff, yet laterally compliant...
  • 1 1
 Comes with a bottle of KY Jelly lubricant, to grease the seat rails, of course…
  • 1 0
 Is this a gender neutral version?
  • 1 0
 This rubs me the wrong way.
  • 1 0
 Finally, a seat for him and her! Sharing is caring.......
  • 1 0
 The saddle for maximum performance on your ride...
  • 1 0
 This is made for specialized bikes
  • 4 2
 LGBT saddle
  • 1 0
 This is definitely a large jump line saddle.
  • 1 0
 Oh my. Dropper post required?
  • 1 0
 This takes gravel grinding to another level.
  • 1 0
 At least it has a flange.
  • 2 0
 Ergon… up your ass
  • 1 0
 *Anxiously shops for a shock with no progression*
  • 2 0
 Saddildo
  • 1 0
 2023 and clipless shoes was so 2022
  • 1 0
 me checks date. me realizes is not the first of april. me is confused.
  • 1 0
 Does it have a massage mode?
  • 1 0
 I’m not sure that’s what they mean by “body geometry”
  • 1 0
 F**k me, that looks like a pain in the a**.
  • 2 0
 The saddle of love
  • 2 0
 Will it fit my tandem?
  • 2 0
 chamois butter joke.
  • 1 0
 Compatible garment line tomorrow?
  • 1 0
 How about a bracket to mount a water bottle?
  • 1 0
 Is there a vibrating "massage" model available?
  • 1 0
 Does it include lube? asking for a friend
  • 1 0
 It needs a post that can go down, and up at the push of a button
  • 2 0
 asSPD
  • 2 0
 D A D D Y
  • 1 0
 I'm waiting for SRAM to put a battery in it before I buy
  • 2 0
 This saddle fucks
  • 1 0
 Does it come in a larger size? Asking for a friend.
  • 1 0
 Finally a 100% Anti theft protection.
You steal it, your butt feel it
  • 1 0
 Seems like the perfect seat for an Unno Burn
  • 1 0
 Ships with a free bottle of Rock n Roll Gold lube
  • 1 0
 But can you ride tandem?
  • 1 0
 Model: Bad Dragon
  • 2 2
 I thought this was a sextoy.
  • 4 0
 The fist rule of fight club?
  • 1 0
 @mi-bike: SEX TOY
  • 1 1
 Add another line item to “Boogie In Your Butt”
  • 1 0
 Bonanza!
  • 1 1
 This will come standard on all Yeti's.
  • 3 0
 More along the lines of proprietary pole technology
  • 1 0
 Made for heavy climbing.
  • 1 0
 Popcorn sorted
  • 1 0
 Strangely arousing…
  • 1 0
 taint scratcher.
  • 1 0
 Clipless saddle created?
  • 1 1
 Buy two for a double-ender
  • 1 0
 "Asking for a friend"
  • 1 0
 LMAO
  • 1 0
 "Jump on"!
  • 1 0
 Dick Pound approved.
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